Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

This is moved from Green River next door. This article is BL, which means the protagonists are two men, and they are in love. Straight men are not allowed to read it!!!

Ze Yi traveled through time and space and became an experimental subject in the Pokémon world, with a human appearance and genetic fragments of the Zoroark clan mixed in his genes.

With the power of phantom and the ability to understand Pokémon language, can the uninvited guest carrying the original Pokémon Zoroark climb the road to victory?

But this plot doesn't seem right?

How did I meet the future Kanto Flying King and Chengdu Champion Ferry, who was still traveling, at Kuye Department Store?

No, how come Xiaozhi is traveling during this period? And he even got the Ho-Oh Tail Feather?

Zeyi: ...? Is this the real Pokémon world?

Then someone embarked on the path of no return as an investigator.

Kanto Line: Decisive Battle at the Forbidden City (crossed out) Quartz Summit!

Padilla Line: Back home, the masked vigilante asked me to be his boss. We are not from the same hometown, how dare you expose my identity?!

Hezhong Line: Hezhong is a big stage, come if you have a dream!

Parallel Lines: I hit myself? Zundu fake du?

Champion Line: Don't miss it if you pass by, who will be the champion of the Kanto region?

Eight Masters Line: Whose main force doesn't have a Mega?! It's over, it seems I'm the only one left (Why doesn't Zoroark have a Mega!!!)

Note: This is my personal setting, OOC, and the author is relatively new, so please be gentle if you have any complaints (hold your head and squat to prevent it)

CP Ferry

[Two male leads, raising children, saving the world, behind the scenes]

In the third year after Xia Youjie's defection, a child fell out of a spatial rift.

The child has a face that looks remarkably like Gojo Satoru, but with a pair of purple eyes that resemble his, he sweetly calls him "Mommy."

He thought it was a cruel joke played by fate, or a new provocation from his best friend.

Until the child casually wiped away the level one curse spirit, unconsciously purifying the deep-seated ailment of his soul, and muttered "bad brain flower" and "King of Curses" in his sleep...

Xia Youjie then realized that what he had picked up wasn't trouble, but a savior who could potentially overturn the entire world.

There are original characters; Itadori and his friends enrolled early.