Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

[Naruto fanfiction! Female-oriented! Two male protagonists! Movie-watching!]

[The protagonist is possessed by a drama spirit, and there are sadomasochistic performances. The CP is Kakashi. There are many personal settings. In the end, there may be a description of real friendship deteriorating. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it.]

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points.

It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe?

Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series?

Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime?

In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience!

From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me!

PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto.

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

Copywriter:

Public Security Undercover: We are two against two, we can't be careless.

FBI undercover: I'm against three people, I have to be alert.

Zhenjiu: My teammates are very reliable, I don’t need to worry at all. I give HR Comrade Gin a five-star rating.

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This is a semi-invincible story, and the character design of the protagonist is based on the novel "Bungo Stray Dogs" by Dazai Osamu.

There is no female lead, and the male lead is a gay man.

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Book Friends Group: 106751716

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

This is moved from Green River next door. This article is BL, which means the protagonists are two men, and they are in love. Straight men are not allowed to read it!!!

Ze Yi traveled through time and space and became an experimental subject in the Pokémon world, with a human appearance and genetic fragments of the Zoroark clan mixed in his genes.

With the power of phantom and the ability to understand Pokémon language, can the uninvited guest carrying the original Pokémon Zoroark climb the road to victory?

But this plot doesn't seem right?

How did I meet the future Kanto Flying King and Chengdu Champion Ferry, who was still traveling, at Kuye Department Store?

No, how come Xiaozhi is traveling during this period? And he even got the Ho-Oh Tail Feather?

Zeyi: ...? Is this the real Pokémon world?

Then someone embarked on the path of no return as an investigator.

Kanto Line: Decisive Battle at the Forbidden City (crossed out) Quartz Summit!

Padilla Line: Back home, the masked vigilante asked me to be his boss. We are not from the same hometown, how dare you expose my identity?!

Hezhong Line: Hezhong is a big stage, come if you have a dream!

Parallel Lines: I hit myself? Zundu fake du?

Champion Line: Don't miss it if you pass by, who will be the champion of the Kanto region?

Eight Masters Line: Whose main force doesn't have a Mega?! It's over, it seems I'm the only one left (Why doesn't Zoroark have a Mega!!!)

Note: This is my personal setting, OOC, and the author is relatively new, so please be gentle if you have any complaints (hold your head and squat to prevent it)

CP Ferry

(Lighthearted and funny) (Acting as a villain + four-star accompanying card pool character + live broadcast + black moonlight turns white + repairing favorability + starting experimental subject + multiple vests + different world chat group.) Yannian, Bu Liren's experimental subject, finally escaped, but was shot to death by Lan. The binding system allowed him to run with the up five-star male character as a four-star, becoming a popular card pool character, but the prerequisite is that the favorability with the up five-star male character must reach ninety-five or above. Yannian checked the favorability of Jingyuan, Danfeng, Ren and others in turn, and all were negative. "Why is it negative, system." Yannian was puzzled. "Because the host was their black from the beginning.

[Drama-oriented, no system, no time travel, group portrait, only Naruto, two male protagonists, atypical rebirth of Naruto.]

When the meteor fell, the world turned to ashes in the light, and the brilliant civilization became a scorched earth. It seemed that everything had ended. But Naruto opened his eyes in the light and suddenly found himself lying on the small bed in his childhood old house.

What kind of situation will the Seventh Hokage, who is not even as tall as the table, stir up and bring a different future to the world?

He said, "I want to liberate the world."

[Main CP Sasuke and Naruto, double male protagonists, double strong, double strong, double strong! Secondary CPs are Madara, Tobiizumi, Dai Ka, Itachi, etc. The main CP is slow to warm up. Naruto's IQ is upup]

[Double Male Leads + Interstellar + Book Travel + Cannon Fodder + Card Making + Mental Power + Superpower + Mecha + Campus + Live Broadcast]

Copywriting 1:

Qi Shu was reborn as a cannon fodder in a novel, with a mental strength of F, who had done no evil, was hated by everyone, ranked last in grades, and had his fiancé break up the engagement. He glanced at the terminal and saw that he was in debt of 3 billion star coins at the beginning.

Qi Shu: “…” Otherwise, just send me back to the end of the world. Zombies still look cute.

Qi Shu, who was kicked out of his home, was destitute and about to sleep on the streets, mistakenly entered a black market to avoid the rain and accidentally discovered the most scarce card makers in the interstellar space. The cards they made were actually the traditional Chinese version of Chinese characters.

Qi Shu, who had learned traditional Chinese characters in order to write Chinese New Year couplets in his previous life, said: "..."

Well, actually, the world of Interstellar... isn't unlovable.

Copywriting 2:

The biggest news to hit the interstellar public recently was that the Earl's youngest son wasn't actually his biological son! The Earl's family demanded repayment for all the expenses of raising him, leaving him with a debt of 3 billion upon reaching adulthood.

Not only that, his fiancé broke off the engagement!

Everyone thought that Qi Shu’s life was over!

Until one day, they began to see the words "Card Maker Qi Shu" appear frequently on the back of high-level star cards.

Everyone was shocked. They said Qi Shu was a waste!

Copywriting three:

Because the original owner did not have the money to pay the single tax, Qi Shu was forced to find a partner by the optical computer system.

Qi Shu looked at the little black "cat" in the box at the door and fell into deep thought:?

At the same time, two major events occurred in Xinghuang City:

The spirit body of the vegetative third prince Archipe is lost.

The person matched to the third prince by the optical computer system turned out to be the notorious Qi Shu.