Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

【Child of the Five Summers】【Group Darling】【Coser】Yayoi, whose appearance has a particularly handsome anime style, was asked by a friend to cosplay a character from the anime "Juu-chan". After watching the anime at double speed and visiting some anime forums, Yayoi decided to do a cosplay based on her own design.

Shen Yuan, a graduate student who traveled to the world of Detective Conan, didn't know he had traveled to Conan's world until he arrived in Tokyo. He was going to be an exchange student at the University of Tokyo for a year, and then he found that murders were too easy to happen around him. Any random reason could make people kill people. It was really a big stage in Tokyo. You come if you are destined to.

Not only are the cases frequent, but the four seasons are disordered. Yesterday was still summer when people wore short sleeves, but today it might be the New Year. The people around him seemed to have collectively gained "eternal life" without noticing it.

Coupled with the "sleeping Kogoro" reported on TV, Shen Yuan knew that he had traveled to Conan's world.

But he didn't care at all.

"Anyway, the murderer will be caught in the end, what does it have to do with me?"

Compared with solving the case, he was more concerned about: how to support himself in Tokyo, and - the silver cheetah "Lightning" that almost emptied his wallet.

Because of the disorder of time, he seemed to never wait for the living expenses in the second half of the year!

Species: adult male cheetah, silver-gray fur, ice-blue pupils, elegant like aristocrats, and like a gangster when destroying a house.

Food intake: 8 kg of high-quality beef per day. Shen Yuan's bank account has been in a "dying" state for a long time.

Special skills:

Very interested in a guy with the same hair color.

Obsessed with stealing Amuro Toru's sandwiches (failure rate 99%, but never give up).

Repeatedly trampling on Shen Yuan's survival bottom line .

So -

in order to feed Lightning, Shen Yuan was forced to open the Tokyo survival copy:

CP: Gin (left) × Shen Yuan (Lightning: I am the biggest assist!)

Maybe it is possible to be a heartthrob

(Lighthearted and funny) (Acting as a villain + four-star accompanying card pool character + live broadcast + black moonlight turns white + repairing favorability + starting experimental subject + multiple vests + different world chat group.) Yannian, Bu Liren's experimental subject, finally escaped, but was shot to death by Lan. The binding system allowed him to run with the up five-star male character as a four-star, becoming a popular card pool character, but the prerequisite is that the favorability with the up five-star male character must reach ninety-five or above. Yannian checked the favorability of Jingyuan, Danfeng, Ren and others in turn, and all were negative. "Why is it negative, system." Yannian was puzzled. "Because the host was their black from the beginning.

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

A seasoned manga fan, Nanao Kagura, accidentally travels to a world of jutsu while cosplaying as Kaneki Ken.

He knew the plot well but was silenced by the world's consciousness, forced to watch helplessly as his best friends walked towards their destined tragedy.

When Natsume Yuuki defected, Gojo Satoru was dejected, and in his heart-wrenching agony, he awakened the true power of a ghoul.

To save lives, he forcibly changed the plot, but suffered a backlash and dissipated.

A year later, he is reborn with amnesia and unexpectedly becomes classmates with Itadori, and encounters his white-haired teacher again—

With red eyes, Gojo Satoru pressed him against the wall: "Pretend you don't know me? Then let's get to know each other again."

Xia Youjie, who had already left, quietly reappeared and smiled, saying, "Xiao He, you broke your promise."

The moment his memories returned, the two strongest figures simultaneously reached out to him: "This time, we will break this fate."

CP (couple)

This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

This is moved from Green River next door. This article is BL, which means the protagonists are two men, and they are in love. Straight men are not allowed to read it!!!

Ze Yi traveled through time and space and became an experimental subject in the Pokémon world, with a human appearance and genetic fragments of the Zoroark clan mixed in his genes.

With the power of phantom and the ability to understand Pokémon language, can the uninvited guest carrying the original Pokémon Zoroark climb the road to victory?

But this plot doesn't seem right?

How did I meet the future Kanto Flying King and Chengdu Champion Ferry, who was still traveling, at Kuye Department Store?

No, how come Xiaozhi is traveling during this period? And he even got the Ho-Oh Tail Feather?

Zeyi: ...? Is this the real Pokémon world?

Then someone embarked on the path of no return as an investigator.

Kanto Line: Decisive Battle at the Forbidden City (crossed out) Quartz Summit!

Padilla Line: Back home, the masked vigilante asked me to be his boss. We are not from the same hometown, how dare you expose my identity?!

Hezhong Line: Hezhong is a big stage, come if you have a dream!

Parallel Lines: I hit myself? Zundu fake du?

Champion Line: Don't miss it if you pass by, who will be the champion of the Kanto region?

Eight Masters Line: Whose main force doesn't have a Mega?! It's over, it seems I'm the only one left (Why doesn't Zoroark have a Mega!!!)

Note: This is my personal setting, OOC, and the author is relatively new, so please be gentle if you have any complaints (hold your head and squat to prevent it)

CP Ferry