Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

【Child of the Five Summers】【Group Darling】【Coser】Yayoi, whose appearance has a particularly handsome anime style, was asked by a friend to cosplay a character from the anime "Juu-chan". After watching the anime at double speed and visiting some anime forums, Yayoi decided to do a cosplay based on her own design.

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

A seasoned manga fan, Nanao Kagura, accidentally travels to a world of jutsu while cosplaying as Kaneki Ken.

He knew the plot well but was silenced by the world's consciousness, forced to watch helplessly as his best friends walked towards their destined tragedy.

When Natsume Yuuki defected, Gojo Satoru was dejected, and in his heart-wrenching agony, he awakened the true power of a ghoul.

To save lives, he forcibly changed the plot, but suffered a backlash and dissipated.

A year later, he is reborn with amnesia and unexpectedly becomes classmates with Itadori, and encounters his white-haired teacher again—

With red eyes, Gojo Satoru pressed him against the wall: "Pretend you don't know me? Then let's get to know each other again."

Xia Youjie, who had already left, quietly reappeared and smiled, saying, "Xiao He, you broke your promise."

The moment his memories returned, the two strongest figures simultaneously reached out to him: "This time, we will break this fate."

CP (couple)

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

Two male leads, a 1v1 romance with a heartthrob, and the main characters are incredibly good-looking.

Actor Hua Ci needs to play a super villain to drive the male lead's career development.

But why would the protagonist go crazy for you? Go mad for you? Shatter your own wits for you?

The First World: The Real and Fake Young Masters (Modern)

A seemingly vicious but actually silly villain vs. a mind-reading, albino, yandere male lead

Albinism-stricken male protagonist: Brother, you are the only light I can imprison.

The Second World: Pay-to-Win, CEO! (Modern)

The only black lotus prince of the interstellar empire vs. the stingy modern CEO

CEO: What bad intentions could my little one possibly have? You don't need to conquer humans! Conquer me!

The Third World: No way, no way, the Immortal Venerable has stabbed the wrong person again (Xianxia)

A villainous master with face blindness vs. a reborn demon emperor disciple who can't turn evil.

Disciple: Thanks for the invitation. Now I finally understand why my master stabbed me to death with a single sword after I became a demon.

The 4th World: The Unbelievable Lucky Koi of the 1980s (Era)

The sickly villain, the captain's son, versus the rough and tough male protagonist.

Rough-looking male protagonist: Young master, you'll get beaten up if you bully me.

The 5th World, Doomsday Counterattack (Apocalypse)

Cold-hearted but insane villainous doctor vs. betraying zombie king

The Zombie King unbuttoned his shirt: Doctor, shall we take a closer look?

The 6th world: Rivals in love have gotten together. (ABO)

Mine clearance: The order is not fixed.

Sometimes the main character becomes completely integrated into the character design.

The protagonist of the glitch world and the original world's storyline are not the same person.

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

[Charismatic + Strong, Tragic + Adopted Son of a Night Moth + Multiple Side Stories]

Tsukuyomi Tsumi was reborn, involuntarily.

It seems that because his death was so gruesome that it drove the audience crazy, he was resurrected by a god from the world of anime.

Your mission in this life is to be happy!

"I don't want to live," the suicidal teenager said again in front of his classmates.

He offered his neck and slit it, falling into a deep sleep; after the astral body incident, his two contemporaries went completely insane.

One day, the naive Tiger accidentally stumbled upon the secret hideout of two teachers and stared into the eyes of the awakened "Sleeping Beauty".

past life

"Living is so tiring, I've used up all my strength..." After rescuing Haibara, who had come to carry out a mission, he resolutely walked into the raging fire.

At the cost of burning spell power

When Haibara carried the dying person back to the high school for treatment...

No matter what she did, Ieiri Glass could not heal his wounds.

The delicate and fragile boy pleaded with a final smile.

"Please...please don't save me..."

Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki, who were passing by the infirmary, were startled. Looking at the biographical report they were holding, an inexplicable anger welled up inside them.

…

Good news! Gojo Satoru has fallen in love at first sight with a stranger.

Bad news, he's about to die.

Moreover, it was all voluntary. From the perspective of the six-eyed being, the boy's immense magical power resisted the operation of the reversal spell and spontaneously damaged his body, causing organ failure...

"don't want!"

...

The latest chapter of the Cursed Chapter manga has been released!!!

The forum is going crazy! That person who only appeared in two chapters, yet single-handedly became everyone's white moonlight and cinnabar mole!!!

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This is moved from Green River next door. This article is BL, which means the protagonists are two men, and they are in love. Straight men are not allowed to read it!!!

Ze Yi traveled through time and space and became an experimental subject in the Pokémon world, with a human appearance and genetic fragments of the Zoroark clan mixed in his genes.

With the power of phantom and the ability to understand Pokémon language, can the uninvited guest carrying the original Pokémon Zoroark climb the road to victory?

But this plot doesn't seem right?

How did I meet the future Kanto Flying King and Chengdu Champion Ferry, who was still traveling, at Kuye Department Store?

No, how come Xiaozhi is traveling during this period? And he even got the Ho-Oh Tail Feather?

Zeyi: ...? Is this the real Pokémon world?

Then someone embarked on the path of no return as an investigator.

Kanto Line: Decisive Battle at the Forbidden City (crossed out) Quartz Summit!

Padilla Line: Back home, the masked vigilante asked me to be his boss. We are not from the same hometown, how dare you expose my identity?!

Hezhong Line: Hezhong is a big stage, come if you have a dream!

Parallel Lines: I hit myself? Zundu fake du?

Champion Line: Don't miss it if you pass by, who will be the champion of the Kanto region?

Eight Masters Line: Whose main force doesn't have a Mega?! It's over, it seems I'm the only one left (Why doesn't Zoroark have a Mega!!!)

Note: This is my personal setting, OOC, and the author is relatively new, so please be gentle if you have any complaints (hold your head and squat to prevent it)

CP Ferry

Ye Xu was the player chosen by the "Escape Game". When he died for the first time, Ye Xu thought he was going to be wiped out, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he was about to start the next escape game. When he died for the second time, Ye Xu thought there was no chance of resurrection, but he found that he had become a ghost NPC, trying to intimidate and chase the players. When he died for the third time, Ye Xu&”&”he was numb&”&”After a long time,