When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

Ning Shu was bound to a male god system, and every world tried to influence them, but... "Be good, don't be afraid of me." The sickly young master hugged his waist, his lips curled seductively, his breath ambiguous. The school bully pushed him into a corner, pinching his cheek as he ate candy: "Is it sweet? Open your mouth and let me taste it." The popular movie star hugged him, bent down and said in a low voice, "Come here, give your husband a kiss." Ning Shu cried: "Don't... don't kiss me so hard" - I'm crazy for you, and I can also become a Buddha for you. 1v1, gentle little pitiful girl x various big-name male gods, professional in spreading sugar, if it's not sweet, come over and hit me through the network.

【Quick Transmigration + Universally Adored % + Psychopathic + Possessive Love + Pure Love 1v1】

Conscientious and hard-working rookie host Gu Qiuyu, trying his best to boost his performance, somehow ended up poking a hornet’s nest of psychopaths, always being targeted by dark and twisted lunatics.

In the elite family world, the deeply affectionate male supporting character turns out to be a Miao-tribe Gu master. The gloomy and alluring youth implants a lover's Gu worm in him, wrapping his arms around Gu Qiuyu’s waist: “I love you so, so much. Won’t you love me too?”

If you refuse, I’ll kill you.

In the magical world, he is forced to sacrifice both flesh and soul to a demon. The demon grabs him by the throat: “You’re mine now.”

A caged bird, a desperate struggle.

He can’t escape.

But… is that really the case?

[Travel through a book + Everyone is a Villain + Mind Reading + Redemption + Lighthearted Humor + A Family Favorite] Xu Ru'an travels through time, into a novel written by his younger sister, becoming a cannon fodder, nearly killed by the villain in the first chapter. Expecting to be killed by the supporting villain, Xu Ru'an is instead brought back to the Xu family and becomes the young master of the ubiquitous Xu family. Completely unaware that his entire family is being read, Xu Ru'an's sole purpose is to protect them from the male protagonist's powerful aura. Xu Ru'an: His eldest brother is framed by his assistant, leading to company bankruptcy and death in a car accident. His eldest brother: Using the same tactic, he persuades his assistant to expose the traitor, sending the company's stock price soaring to unprecedented heights. Xu Ru'an: His second brother is imprisoned for a medical malpractice. His second brother: A successful surgery earns the praise of a prominent figure, sending his net worth skyrocketing. Xu Ru'an: Third brother... Xu Ru'an hasn't done anything yet. The plot where all the villains die tragically in the book hasn't happened. Instead, Xu Ru'an has become their group's darling. For a moment, Xu Ru'an thought he had transmigrated into the wrong book...