This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

[Bizarre resurgence + inhuman protagonist + no female lead + evil god]

Note: This is not a live-stream story, not a wish-fulfillment story, not a brainless invincible story, but you can ship any pairing you like (doge). It leans a bit towards dual male leads, but not much, and is more of an all-male romance. If you mind, please turn left.

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The worlds of the supernatural and the human were originally distinct, with yin and yang in balance.

However, as time passed, the encroachment of evil gods from the outside world blurred the boundary between the human world and the ghost world, the balance was gradually broken, and various supernatural events occurred one after another in the human world. The human world and the ghost world will gradually collide and merge in the future.

In order to become stronger, a strange creature named Xue Zhou came to the human world from the realm of ghosts, disguised himself as a human, and learned human emotions.

However, what should have been a peaceful high school life was disrupted when a classmate's reckless behavior led to a haunted place, and things began to change. Xue Zhou, who just wanted to live a peaceful human life, was forced to get involved in a series of events related to the evil god's plan.

"Evil gods show no mercy to anyone. Do not trust them. All they can bring to the world is despair."

"I am not an evil god. Besides, I hate evil gods the most."

[Strangeness Level Settings: Spirit, Malevolent Spirit, Vengeful Ghost, Natural Disaster, Lord of Calamity]

[Forbidden Item Level Settings: Human Level (corresponding to malevolent spirits), Earth Level (corresponding to vengeful ghosts), Heaven Level (corresponding to natural disasters)]

[Main character titles are being updated: Red Moon Ghost Lord (given by humans), Lord of Corpse Mountain (given by the supernatural), God Xue (given by a high school classmate), Brother Taotie (given by the Luo Wang organization), God of Slaughter (given by the Karma Church), Red Moon Original (given by the evil gods)]

Xue Zhou: Thank you for giving me so many ways to shout.

The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.

Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.

Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?

Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.

Chen He: …

Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?

Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?

Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!

Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!

Chen He: Who…who are you?

Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!

Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!

Jiang Mi, a beautiful newcomer from the bottom of the slums, voluntarily signed a contract to be thrust into a series of massive reality entertainment shows called "Observing Life," struggling to survive. The observation panel, comprised of three experienced jurors and billions of viewers, is said to be the most robust system in reality show history. They watched this newcomer's debut, a fragile vase in a late-night banned film, eager to see the pure white stained black and to freely dictate his life. The newcomer smiled faintly and chose to blast their heads off. Episode...

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

Completed, signed for physical publication

The real person audio has been released

【Double male protagonists + double strength + rebirth + reconciliation + bitterness + double purity + happy ending】

[The upstart tough-talking Su Shou vs. the patient and restrained straight male gong]

When he was in college, Chu Feng used tricks to force the cold and handsome school boy to date him. He thought that they both fell in love after getting along with each other, after all, the school boy obeyed him in everything.

After graduation, he proposed to her forcefully and she agreed.

After marriage, the school hunk continued to use cold violence against Chu Feng, and Chu Feng could only try to please him awkwardly but with little effect.

The two of them were together for six years, but they were not together in spirit, until the Chu family went bankrupt.

Chu Feng only then realized——

"He is a poor student sponsored by your father."

"He's willing to take care of you to repay your father."

"He's straight, there's no way he likes you."

"!" Chu Feng was shocked. No wonder it was useless no matter how he tried to please her.

It turns out that the six-year relationship was unrequited love.

*

Died unexpectedly and reborn six years ago.

She faces a love bet, her parents' divorce, the crisis of future bankruptcy, and her boyfriend who pretends to be moved and wants to repay her.

This time,

Chu Feng decided not to want him anymore.

Grasp the technology and study.

He must protect his wealth of over 100 million yuan, and he is handsome and rich, so he has no shortage of people.

*

later.....

Chu Feng was on a date with his new boyfriend when a stern-looking man burst in. With bloodshot eyes, he pulled Chu Feng into his arms and whispered hoarsely, "...Kill me, please don't leave me."

Chu Feng: “?”

There are warm tear stains in the neck.

He raised his hand to touch it. Would a stone that couldn’t be warmed cry?

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to：

Love that can be felt by lovers is called love.

Copywriter:

Public Security Undercover: We are two against two, we can't be careless.

FBI undercover: I'm against three people, I have to be alert.

Zhenjiu: My teammates are very reliable, I don’t need to worry at all. I give HR Comrade Gin a five-star rating.

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This is a semi-invincible story, and the character design of the protagonist is based on the novel "Bungo Stray Dogs" by Dazai Osamu.

There is no female lead, and the male lead is a gay man.

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Book Friends Group: 106751716

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

[Charismatic + Strong, Tragic + Adopted Son of a Night Moth + Multiple Side Stories]

Tsukuyomi Tsumi was reborn, involuntarily.

It seems that because his death was so gruesome that it drove the audience crazy, he was resurrected by a god from the world of anime.

Your mission in this life is to be happy!

"I don't want to live," the suicidal teenager said again in front of his classmates.

He offered his neck and slit it, falling into a deep sleep; after the astral body incident, his two contemporaries went completely insane.

One day, the naive Tiger accidentally stumbled upon the secret hideout of two teachers and stared into the eyes of the awakened "Sleeping Beauty".

past life

"Living is so tiring, I've used up all my strength..." After rescuing Haibara, who had come to carry out a mission, he resolutely walked into the raging fire.

At the cost of burning spell power

When Haibara carried the dying person back to the high school for treatment...

No matter what she did, Ieiri Glass could not heal his wounds.

The delicate and fragile boy pleaded with a final smile.

"Please...please don't save me..."

Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki, who were passing by the infirmary, were startled. Looking at the biographical report they were holding, an inexplicable anger welled up inside them.

…

Good news! Gojo Satoru has fallen in love at first sight with a stranger.

Bad news, he's about to die.

Moreover, it was all voluntary. From the perspective of the six-eyed being, the boy's immense magical power resisted the operation of the reversal spell and spontaneously damaged his body, causing organ failure...

"don't want!"

...

The latest chapter of the Cursed Chapter manga has been released!!!

The forum is going crazy! That person who only appeared in two chapters, yet single-handedly became everyone's white moonlight and cinnabar mole!!!

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