"I am the Herrscher of Dominance, The Herrscher of Legion."

"There are thousands of me."

"Thousands of me who can think in sync yet independently."

"Thousands of me who can infinitely revive."

"Isn't this clearly a BUG-level learning and growth system!?"

"...Wait, let me emphasize that it's a learning and growth system, not a clone dating system!"

"What do you mean I'm a Bride!?"

"I never even thought about anything weird like a harem! I'm serious! So, you weird women, stay away from me!!!"

I've traveled to the world of Uma Musume and gained access to a 2D armor system. Yay!! Let's do something, let's do something! Do you like this Uma Musume armor with 2D templates? ... Amusement Park Knight (Platinum): "I don't feel like working hard today. Want to go out for a stroll in the city with me?" World Devourer (Mobius): "Little white mouse, where do you want to go? Let's play some games~" Qiqi's Favorite (Ganyu): "Want to work overtime with me, Miss Luna?" So! Say! Isn't this a good idea? Right?

I, Wang Luowei, traveled to the "healthy, sunny, and positive" world of Hengsan, and became the Herrscher of Corrosion that I hate the most! Never mind, since I am here, I'll make the best of it. My family, let's take a look at the world in the distance. Wait, where is this? Siberia in 2000?