Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]
"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"
“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”
“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”
Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?
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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?
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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!
Hongyun traveled to the prehistoric world and became the best man in the prehistoric world, the ancestor Hongyun. After awakening the system of becoming stronger in the mountain village, he copied the enlightenment cushion and got the opportunity to become a saint. Then, Hongyun, who made friends all over the prehistoric world, began his prehistoric life of copying innate spiritual treasures and innate treasures. "Zunti, let me see your seven wonderful treasure trees." "Jieyin, let me see your twelve-grade golden lotus of merit." "Emperor Jun, your River Map and Luoshu are good, let me take a look." "Taiyi... don't run!" "Master Tongtian, I heard that you got a lot of good things at the Treasure Dividing Cliff..." "Nephew Duobao, long time no see, I hope you are well..."
The story is now complete, so please enjoy it without worry. My new book is titled "Nobody's Better at Showing Off in Public." He came from the primordial era, bearing the destiny of humanity. He has countless disciples and together they nurtured twelve emperors for the human race. *sobs* After raising so many boys, now I need my female disciples to scrub my back! [cabinet emoji]
Xiao Yi traveled to the ancient times and became a first-generation human who was about to join the Jiejiao sect.
By activating the ultimate negative energy system and collecting other people's negative emotions, you can become stronger!
From then on, there was a new disciple of Jiejiao who was always courting death in the prehistoric world.
"Master! The eldest brother is in trouble again! He melted down all the swords in the sword tomb! He said he wanted to make a great sword!"
"Master! Senior Brother blew up a mountain while refining his weapon, burying the library!"
"Tongtian! Your disciple is courting death again! He ate my mount, Sibu Xiang!!!"
"Tongtian! Your apprentice has kidnapped my maid!!"
“.....”
Tongtian was in constant fear, fearing that his eldest disciple would get into trouble...
Until this day, Hongjun came out of seclusion and announced the beginning of the great catastrophe of the Conferred Gods.
Tongtian refused to be deified by Jiejiao, and fought against five saints alone. Jiejiao was facing a great disaster!
The disciple of Jiejiao who used to only seek death: "I won't pretend anymore, I have become a saint!"
[Ding! Gain Daji's loyalty and love +99999...]
"Daji will always love the king!"
"The king's orders are always right!"
"My king, please give Daji your orders!"
This is not the Conferred God, this is the Great Desolation of Emperor Xin! The path of the tyrant Zhou of Shang is rising!
This is a primitive world where fake accounts are everywhere.
This story begins when the great god Fuxi comes to "check the water meter" (extra chapter).
Mingyu is a blue phoenix bird. Not long after she was born, a great god came to check the water meter and forced her to sign a "contract between heaven and earth" (a contract of selling herself, crossed out).
Then the great god packed him up and took him back to Fengqi Mountain.
"Oh, so he's Fuxi. Then the figure in red next to the sycamore tree must be Nuwa?"
How could it be that Nuwa, holding the red embroidered heavenly sword, chased and attacked Fuxi, who was able to persuade (coerce and bribe) the thirty-six gods to sign the "Contract of Heaven and Earth"?
And why does that Taoist priest look so much like Hongyun? But what the hell is Yunxia Dongtian, where his home is located in Yunmeng Daze?
This pocket is cleaner than his face. Is the Taoist who looks at others' innate spiritual treasures with envy really the Lingbao Tianzun?
Lingbao Tianzun has no Lingbao? What a joke!
Mingyu, who is surrounded by a bunch of big guys, said that this prehistoric world is a little different!
Welcome everyone to enter my wild world.
My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.
Traveling through the wild tribes of the Journey to the West world, Xiaoyu is fortunate to have a magical power, the Great Father-Killing: as long as he worships someone as his adoptive father, Xiaoyu can immediately deduce a way to kill this "adoptive father" in his mind.
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Scenario 1:
The golden-horned boy held the purple-gold-red gourd of Taishang Laojun in his hand and laughed: Yu Fengxian, I am calling you daddy, do you dare to answer?
Xiao Yu smiled brightly. "Foolish demon, even your master wouldn't dare agree when I called him 'adoptive father'... Hey, you're so bold that you've already agreed in your heart?" Good-for-nothing, so weak that you couldn't even activate this fairy's 'Great Destroyer Father'.
The sword flashed, and Jinjiao fell to the ground.
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Scenario 2:
Taibai Star Lord: General Yu, although you are the king of the human world and live a free and easy life, it is not as peaceful as the life in heaven. Now, as long as you agree to the request of His Majesty the Jade Emperor and stop acting against the will of heaven, you can ascend to heaven in broad daylight and be listed in the immortal list.
Xiao Yu was curious: If I go to the Heavenly Palace, what official position will the Jade Emperor give me? Will it be Bi Ma Wen?
Taibai Xingjun was surprised and asked: "How could it be Bimawen? Given the fairy's abundant martial virtue, 'Wu Quxing' is also worthy of it."
Xiao Yu thought for a moment and said seriously: "I am not good at martial arts, but I love poetry, singing and dancing. Please report to the Lingxiao Palace, Star God. I have been wandering for half my life, and now I am fortunate to meet the Jade Emperor's appreciation. I am willing to become his adoptive father and serve him for life."
Taibai Star Lord had a dull expression: What?
Xiaoyu coughed lightly a few times: Please ask the Jade Emperor to make me a happy "Seventh Fairy", yes, the Eighth Fairy is also fine.
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A primitive world with the background of Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and legends of immortal foxes.