Keywords [God of Pleasure] [Inappropriate] [Strange Painting Style] [Daluo Mythology] [Classic of Mountains and Seas] [High-end Honghuang]
"As the leader of the underworld, is it reasonable for me to open a hall in the Zhoutian Starry Sky?"
"There are eleven seats in our hall, and we refuse to let the serious gods join, but the demon ancestor Luohou said that he is not a serious god."
"Now, we have a hall master who wants to do something big - he wants to rob Taoist Hongjun!"
Keywords [God of Pleasure] [Inappropriate] [Strange Painting Style] [Daluo Mythology] [Classic of Mountains and Seas] [High-end Honghuang]
"As the leader of the underworld, is it reasonable for me to open a hall in the Zhoutian Starry Sky?"
"There are eleven seats in our hall, and we refuse to let the serious gods join, but the demon ancestor Luohou said that he is not a serious god."
"Now, we have a hall master who wants to do something big - he wants to rob Taoist Hongjun!"
Pangu is on top, this is really a genius idea! You say, should I agree with him?
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In the age of the gods, the great road competes, what kind of story will the inappropriate innate gods collide with? ~~~
My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.
Hongyun traveled to the prehistoric world and became the best man in the prehistoric world, the ancestor Hongyun. After awakening the system of becoming stronger in the mountain village, he copied the enlightenment cushion and got the opportunity to become a saint. Then, Hongyun, who made friends all over the prehistoric world, began his prehistoric life of copying innate spiritual treasures and innate treasures. "Zunti, let me see your seven wonderful treasure trees." "Jieyin, let me see your twelve-grade golden lotus of merit." "Emperor Jun, your River Map and Luoshu are good, let me take a look." "Taiyi... don't run!" "Master Tongtian, I heard that you got a lot of good things at the Treasure Dividing Cliff..." "Nephew Duobao, long time no see, I hope you are well..."
"I am the real dragon. Trust me, add me on WeChat (V50), and everything will be fine!"
"You may not trust others, but do you not trust me, the true dragon?"
Having transmigrated to the beginning of the primordial world and become a true dragon, before the Three Pure Ones had even appeared, Chen Zhu didn't want to work hard. He just wanted to chat in the chat group of all the heavens and then show off his sainthood in front of others.
Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]
"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"
“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”
“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”
Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?
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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?
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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!
[Primordial Era + Investiture of the Gods + No System] Having transmigrated to the moment after composing a poem at Nuwa's Palace, Yin Shou finds himself as King Zhou. He's a little panicked. Where's the system? Where's the cheat code? This is the Investiture of the Gods; what's the use of diligent governance here? Yin Shou decides to go all out! So what if he's a tyrant? So what if he indulges in wine, women, and extravagance… who doesn't know those? "Su Hu, quickly send Su Daji to Chaoge!" "National Preceptor Shen, I've heard you have wide connections… would you mind introducing me to the Three Immortal Maidens of Sanxiao?" "Grand Tutor, I also want to learn Taoist magic from the Golden Spirit Mother!"… Yin Shou goes further and further down the path of a tyrant, but the fortunes of the Shang Dynasty rise instead of fall. Yin Shou slowly awakens the power of a Human Emperor; a single word can decide life and death, a single utterance can boost fortune, a single decree can bestow the title of God of Humanity! "What happened to being a tyrant… how did I become an eternal Human Emperor?"
In the prehistoric world, Tongtian killed a time traveler who had taken over his body and obtained all his memories and systems. Outside Zixiao Palace. Yuanshi Tianzun: "My brother, it is better for you, Jiejiao disciples, to fill the vacancies in this list of gods." The two saints of the West: "This matter has nothing to do with me in the West, but I think it is indeed suitable for Saint Tongtian to sit under him." Tongtian smiled coldly. "System, kill it!"
This is a primitive world where fake accounts are everywhere.
This story begins when the great god Fuxi comes to "check the water meter" (extra chapter).
Mingyu is a blue phoenix bird. Not long after she was born, a great god came to check the water meter and forced her to sign a "contract between heaven and earth" (a contract of selling herself, crossed out).
Then the great god packed him up and took him back to Fengqi Mountain.
"Oh, so he's Fuxi. Then the figure in red next to the sycamore tree must be Nuwa?"
How could it be that Nuwa, holding the red embroidered heavenly sword, chased and attacked Fuxi, who was able to persuade (coerce and bribe) the thirty-six gods to sign the "Contract of Heaven and Earth"?
And why does that Taoist priest look so much like Hongyun? But what the hell is Yunxia Dongtian, where his home is located in Yunmeng Daze?
This pocket is cleaner than his face. Is the Taoist who looks at others' innate spiritual treasures with envy really the Lingbao Tianzun?
Lingbao Tianzun has no Lingbao? What a joke!
Mingyu, who is surrounded by a bunch of big guys, said that this prehistoric world is a little different!
Welcome everyone to enter my wild world.
Reborn as the God of Conferred Gods, Nezha, did not expect that the previous reincarnation was actually the Fire Star Lord instead of the Spiritual Pearl, and was abandoned at the beginning... Alas, what's going on, is this vixen planning to cultivate?
And this little bastard is actually the descendant of Nuwa... [Ding, the acceleration system is installed] (Combined with the world view of the prehistoric Conferred Gods, the magical plot starts, not a saint, semi-system assistance, the plot is purely fictional, and the rigorous party should think twice.)
Taichen traveled through ancient times and became Xuanqing Tianzun, one of the four pure ones of Pangu.
Relying on the group pet system, you can have fun in the prehistoric world and become the group pet of Xuanmen.
Hongjun: "Taichen, I will give you Yujing Mountain before I become a saint. There are two innate spiritual roots in the mountain. You have to take care of yourself when you are alone outside."
Laozi: "Little brother, have you finished your sugar beans? I will give you another pot." After saying that, he took out a pot of Nine Revolutions Golden Pill and filled it...
Yuanshi: "Xuanqing, I made this Fantian Seal with half of Buzhou Mountain. You can use it for self-defense."
Tongtian: "Chenchen, let's have a barbecue. I found that the bear paws in Black Wind Mountain are particularly fat."
Taichen used the group pet system to enhance the friendship of key figures in the prehistoric world. With the support of a group of big men, he suppressed the traitor Zhunti Jieyin and became the group pet of Xuanmen!