[Lighthearted and humorous + entertainment industry + talented actors + no romantic pairing]
[This book has no romantic pairing, so you can read it without worry. It mainly focuses on filming, and the addition of some male and female characters with good relationships is to demonstrate the protagonist's charm.]
With only five hours left to live, Lin Yan is bound to the "I'll Die If I Don't Act" system.
To survive, you have to "die" in front of the camera!
He offered to play a role for free, but his portrayal of a "corpse" was so realistic that the actress he was acting with called the police on the spot, and an ambulance was called!
The director was overjoyed and added scenes on the spot, thus setting Lin Yan on the path of becoming a "professional tragic actor".
He was a tragic lover terminally ill, and an emperor who died young with unfulfilled ambitions. The more tragic his death, the more brilliant his acting!
Female sponsors are fighting tooth and nail to secure his schedule, while his fans are constantly crying out in the comments section of his official Weibo account:
"Brother, please don't die! I'm so afraid you'll get too caught up in your role!"
A passerby commented, "This doesn't seem like acting. I suggest taking him to the hospital for a full checkup!"
A passerby commented: "You won't act if the character isn't tragic, please, can you please stop being written out of the show?"
Fan: "Bro, please don't let it end badly! I'm really afraid you'll ruin your own career!"
Lin Yan looked at the rapidly increasing balance in his bank account and the newly added lifespan in the system.
Lost in thought: Perhaps... I could die again?
[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]
Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.
I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.
Netizens——
[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]
【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】
[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]
…
After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.
Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!
"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."
"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"
"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...
After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."
"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.
"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"
"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"
"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"
"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"
Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.
"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"
"Now it seems that my original choice was right."
Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.
[Pampered darling + Word of Power + Satisfying story + Comparison character + Brutal, bloodthirsty villain with a drastically altered, doting motherly side]
The little crow spirit Jiu Jiu transmigrated into the body of the mentally challenged daughter of a crippled prince.
On the first day, Jiu Jiu took the crippled prince to be struck by lightning.
The next day, the Eastern Palace caught fire, and Jiu Jiu carried the crippled Crown Prince to sit on the dragon throne.
On the third day, the crippled prince chased after Jiu Jiu with a feather duster and spanked her little bottom.
The entire court discovered that the crippled Crown Prince, who had been dark and cruel, had changed.
The taciturn, cruel, and bloodthirsty crippled crown prince has been transformed into a talkative, noisy, and meddlesome old woman.
"That's a dragon throne; you can't pry off the jewels on it."
"Get down! You're not allowed to ride a tiger and play hide-and-seek with a mouse."
"You can't gouge out other people's eyeballs and keep them as collectibles."
The original female protagonist, Fu Bao, accuses Jiu Jiu of plotting...
Fengxi was reborn as a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel about cultivating immortals. The day she traveled through the book was her death anniversary.
In order to survive, she tried every possible means to leave the Hunyuan Sect where the heroine was and joined the Xuantian Sect.
Wow!
In the book, the five close senior brothers are all the heroine's bootlickers, and each one dies more miserably than the other.
Feng Xi smiled evilly: "Is it so great to be a dog licker? Is there a dog like me?"
The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine's blood could detoxify him. From then on, he became the heroine's senior bootlicker, but in the end, he was kicked into the abyss of the devil by the heroine, and his soul was shattered?
Feng Xi happily brought a large basin of dog blood:
"Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large and the effect is strong!"
After swallowing the detoxification pill, the heroine was about to cut her finger: "..."
The second senior brother has the blood of the royal family of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill that can hide his bloodline. From then on, the second senior brother was willing to go through life and death for the heroine, even if he was pushed out by the heroine to be a scapegoat in the end, he would be happy to do so?
Feng Xi brought out the 10,000-year friendship covenant between the human race and the Yan race:
"Second Brother, show off your noble Yan clan royal bloodline to your heart's content! Thousands of girls will go crazy for you and bang their heads against the wall for you!"
The heroine looked at the Hidden Blood Pill in her hand, which she needed to take once every three months: "..."
Fengxi’s life creed: Be the best among dogs, and then you will be the best among people!
[Crazy + Villainess + Supporting Character Strikes Back + Everyone Regrets Profoundly + No CP]
After a tragic death, Nascent Soul True Monarch Song Wanning realized she was just a wicked supporting character!
Her childhood sweetheart of a hundred years, influenced by the "transmigrated" female protagonist (her disciple), forced her into demonic cultivation.
Her most beloved senior disciple, the "male protagonist," personally ground her bones to dust.
Finally, they even colluded to slaughter her entire family.
Given a second chance, the Three Lives Mirror told her that to survive, she had to thoroughly whitewash herself and earn the goodwill of the male and female protagonists.
Song Wanning smiled gently.
Whitewash?
What sense does it make for a wicked supporting character to whitewash herself?
A wicked supporting character who knows the plot—how is that any different from a wolf entering a sheepfold?
* The Medicine King Sect's inheritance is only for the female protagonist, not for her?
Song Wanning directly scattered the inheritance's divine sense, and as for his Medicine King Sect...
"Grandfather, let that child go out and gain experience!"
"No! What's wrong with getting into trouble? Do you know how amazing his cultivation talent is?"
......
"Child, go out and gain experience!"
Looking at Gu Han who had dug out the secrets of the holy land, the ancestor of the holy land's face darkened.
This bastard is a nuisance. If we keep it around any longer, something terrible will happen!
......
"Brother! I beg you! Please don't bother me anymore! I don't have any parts for you to eat!"
"Whose bastard is this? He has seduced our ancestor away!"
"Oh my god! Who's drawing on the emperor's statue?!"
“.........”
Anyway, I am going to cause trouble, Gu Han said, so what if I am not a human being?
The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.
Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.
He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.
The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!
Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.
The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!
**
The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.
One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.
The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.
Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?
Konoe: ???
**
Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.
Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.
Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?
Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."
[Pampered by the group + Satisfying read + A villainous character who is drastically altered into a male mother + A villainous father who is coaxed into a charming smile + A female supporting character with a system]
Wenruan is a vicious villain who dreams of ruling the world.
Good news: I've transmigrated into the body of the villain Qin Jiuzhou's biological daughter, who is three and a half years old.
Bad news: I've transmigrated into a side story. The incredibly powerful and cunning villain is missing something; all he has left is his cunning and dampness.
Undeterred, she sought to revive her former glory. Facing Qin Jiuzhou, she spoke seductively: "Do you want the female lead? Do you want to unify the world? Cooperate with me, and you will reclaim everything that belongs to you."
Qin Jiuzhou remained silent, only holding the feather duster and sneering.
——
Qin Jiuzhou was known for his madness and killing spree, earning him the reputation of being tyrannical and ruthless, a sentiment he shared.
But after Wen Ruan appeared, shouting "Unify the world and destroy the world," and offered him advice...
The world didn't really wrong him that much.
The infamous King Yama, feared by all, was teaching his daughter to be kind and compassionate late at night, holding a book in his hand.
But somehow, he ended up being taught a lesson by the other party, and even when he wanted to go crazy, he could only do so when his father was sleeping.
He was even willingly coaxed into pouting, unable to bear seeing Wenru suffer the slightest grievance.
Wenru was called a bastard, so he went to his door with a sword.
As Wenruan went to school, he asked sharply, "Everyone else has a tutor, why doesn't my Ruanruan?"
Wen Ruan secretly became the "Crown Princess" of Beijing's elite circles, gathering a group of followers, and he...
Tired? Let's rebel!
——
The entire court discovered that the once ruthless and cunning King of Qin had changed—
I've stopped drinking and started taking care of the kids.
He's stopped fawning over his sweetheart and started being a doting father to his daughter.
The scariest thing is... he's really going to rebel!
[Forced to work, resentful male mother, villainous father]
What should I do after traveling through time?
Chu Chi held his head and thought for a long time. The zombie's brain was newly grown, so he had to use it carefully. When he was undecided, he would sleep first.
After Lin Youan woke up, he immediately took his sister and fled the wolf's den, and found a stepmother for himself on the way.
"You said you are my son?"
"Um."
"How old am I?"
"eighteen?"
"How old are you?"
"Eight years old."
"I've read a lot, don't lie to me! Can I get pregnant and have a baby at the age of ten?"
“………”
"You are my stepmother, and this is your biological daughter!"
After saying that, the ragged little kid took out an even smaller kid.
Staring at the tattered swaddling clothes, Chu Chi looked at his own large body and felt a little unsure.
Maybe, this is really my cub?
As I said, zombies' brains are newly grown, so we must use them with care! If something is unfathomable, it must be true!
So, Chu Chi, who was delighted to be a stepmother, played happily with the two little kids. But who could tell the zombies who this beautiful girl who jumped out and tried to snatch the little kids was to me?
(Double purity, double purity, double purity! CP Dai Xiaoqi vs Shen Xiaowu, the fate of past and present life, thank you.)