[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]

Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.

Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.

From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.

On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.

On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.

Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"

On that day, the world was shocked!

The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!

[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]

Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".

The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?

Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…

Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?

Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!

The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.

Tyrant: Monster! Die!

Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?

The next second, their souls exchanged.

Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!

Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.

Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!

So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.

Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!

Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?

Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!

The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!

He can hear her inner voice, okay?!

Famous scene 1

"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"

The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.

【Fortune telling, feng shui, metaphysics, ghost hunting, no CP, unit story】

After a catastrophe, Lin Xi, the ninth generation female leader of Taixuan Sect, arrived a thousand years later and became the granddaughter of the last disciple of Taixuan Sect. She inherited a shabby Feng Shui shop.

The sect was in decline and metaphysics was declining. In a feng shui shop that no one cared about, Lin Xi started his journey to revive the sect.

Fortune telling, divination, feng shui, exorcism and ghost hunting, you can find the answer to any question in the feng shui shop.

"Master, my grandson has been acting strangely lately. What's wrong with him?"

Lin Xi: "Your grandson has brought a ghost home. If you don't send him away quickly, he will be haunted for the rest of his life."

…..

"Master, my boyfriend is very cold to me during the day. He doesn't reply to my messages or see me. Is he cheating on me?"

Lin Xi: "Your boyfriend didn't cheat on you. He just died and didn't dare to come out during the day."

…

"Master, my wife has been having chills for the last few days. We went to the hospital but they couldn't find anything. What's wrong with her?"

Lin Xi: "She's not sick, she just has the aborted child on her back, and she wants her to go down and be with him."

…

"Master, can you help me calculate when is the best time for my boyfriend and I to get married?"

Lin Xi: "I suggest you don't get married. Your boyfriend is dating two girlfriends at the same time. He spends time with you on odd days and with her on even days."

…

Later, the threshold of the small Feng Shui shop was almost broken down by people because its fortune-telling was so accurate.

After traveling to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.

I just opened a law firm and I received a case, [Subway Slander and Secret Photography Case]. Two girls slandered others and refused to admit their mistakes. They also wrote short essays to cyberbully others.

Defendant’s lawyer: The little fairy is right!

Gu Chen: The little fairy spread rumors, slandered, and cyberbullied others, causing serious consequences. I demand that she be sentenced to seven years in prison!

The defendant’s lawyer: Fairy Yu Yu has mental problems and is not guilty!

Gu Chen: The depression is fake, the evidence is forged, and he demands the revocation of the other party’s lawyer’s professional qualification certificate and a ten-year prison sentence!

Presiding Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! I also order the plaintiff to pay 180,000 yuan in compensation for emotional distress.

Gu Chen: The presiding judge has committed partiality and perverted the law. I demand that the presiding judge be sentenced to life imprisonment!

After a trial, the defendant, the lawyer who was framed, and the presiding judge were all arrested.

The onlookers who were watching the show: ???

[No, I'm just here to watch the show. Why do I feel like I'm about to go in?]

[This lawyer is so awesome! Awesome! ! ]

【Is this the outlaw? 】

Gu Chen took on one case after another and gradually became a gold medal lawyer.

One day, Gu Chen stood in court!

"We demand the unconditional return of lost cultural relics! We also demand an apology and 200 billion yuan in compensation!"

[Lighthearted and humorous + entertainment industry + talented actors + no romantic pairing]

[This book has no romantic pairing, so you can read it without worry. It mainly focuses on filming, and the addition of some male and female characters with good relationships is to demonstrate the protagonist's charm.]

With only five hours left to live, Lin Yan is bound to the "I'll Die If I Don't Act" system.

To survive, you have to "die" in front of the camera!

He offered to play a role for free, but his portrayal of a "corpse" was so realistic that the actress he was acting with called the police on the spot, and an ambulance was called!

The director was overjoyed and added scenes on the spot, thus setting Lin Yan on the path of becoming a "professional tragic actor".

He was a tragic lover terminally ill, and an emperor who died young with unfulfilled ambitions. The more tragic his death, the more brilliant his acting!

Female sponsors are fighting tooth and nail to secure his schedule, while his fans are constantly crying out in the comments section of his official Weibo account:

"Brother, please don't die! I'm so afraid you'll get too caught up in your role!"

A passerby commented, "This doesn't seem like acting. I suggest taking him to the hospital for a full checkup!"

A passerby commented: "You won't act if the character isn't tragic, please, can you please stop being written out of the show?"

Fan: "Bro, please don't let it end badly! I'm really afraid you'll ruin your own career!"

Lin Yan looked at the rapidly increasing balance in his bank account and the newly added lifespan in the system.

Lost in thought: Perhaps... I could die again?

[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]

Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.

I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.

Netizens——

[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]

【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】

[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]

…

After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.

Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!

"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."

"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"

"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...

After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."

"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.

"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"

"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"

"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"

"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"

Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.

"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"

"Now it seems that my original choice was right."

Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.

The officialdom is like a battlefield. If you make a mistake, all steps will go wrong.

Shen Qingyun, who was a super policeman in his previous life, died of overwork. In this life, he was reincarnated as a second-generation official. Let's see how Shen Qingyun plans his steps and strives for the pinnacle of power!

[Pampered darling + Word of Power + Satisfying story + Comparison character + Brutal, bloodthirsty villain with a drastically altered, doting motherly side]

The little crow spirit Jiu Jiu transmigrated into the body of the mentally challenged daughter of a crippled prince.

On the first day, Jiu Jiu took the crippled prince to be struck by lightning.

The next day, the Eastern Palace caught fire, and Jiu Jiu carried the crippled Crown Prince to sit on the dragon throne.

On the third day, the crippled prince chased after Jiu Jiu with a feather duster and spanked her little bottom.

The entire court discovered that the crippled Crown Prince, who had been dark and cruel, had changed.

The taciturn, cruel, and bloodthirsty crippled crown prince has been transformed into a talkative, noisy, and meddlesome old woman.

"That's a dragon throne; you can't pry off the jewels on it."

"Get down! You're not allowed to ride a tiger and play hide-and-seek with a mouse."

"You can't gouge out other people's eyeballs and keep them as collectibles."

The original female protagonist, Fu Bao, accuses Jiu Jiu of plotting...

In 2004, Hanhai City was hailed as the city with the best public security management. The number of death row inmates sentenced that year was only 10% of previous years. This achievement was inseparable from my contributions. ............ [Fake lawyer reception: Waiting for clients to come to the office for consultation, providing excellent service, debating with the law in court, and winning with legal arguments...] [Real lawyer reception: Personally going to the scene of the dismemberment, dragging the murderer out of the shadows and subduing him with bare fists, thus closing the case and bringing the murderer to court, forcibly securing the first criminal litigation client!] That year, Xu Liang, desperate for money, didn't get a client but instead received a corpse. He looked at his nearly bankrupt law firm, lost in thought. His gaze then shifted to the only client in the firm, who was completely dead. Finally, he gritted his teeth. "A corpse is a corpse!" "A corpse has a body..."