Dylan: "Voldemort, I just mastered the highest level of Unforgivable Curses. Please believe me, I am really a good kid. Just look at what I did in school!"
Professor McGonagall: "You mean the one where you defeated an entire gathering of Death Eaters with a hundred dementors a second, and the one where you were able to hang out with a bunch of Dementors and control them at will?"
Dylan: "No, I mean, there's not a single book in the library that I haven't read! I have full marks in all my courses, including magic! Even Voldemort was defeated by me using the Unforgivable Curses."
Professor McGonagall: "Yes, that's right. That group of cultists even want to nominate you as the new Dark Lord!"
Dylan: "Oh my god, professor, isn't this easy to solve? I can kill all these Death Eaters with an Avatar, and no one will want me to be the Dark Lord!"
My dear grandpa is actually a werewolf, the truth behind the Philosopher's Stone, and the back-up man behind the four founders.
None of this prevents Loren from being a bastard, having fun with Seamus, exchanging experiences with the twins, and explaining the weirdness of Quidditch...
This is a story about hanging out at Hogwarts.
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First Transfiguration Lesson
Loren: Look at that cat above, it looks so easy to touch.
Hermione: Heartbeat, in short, it is heartbeat.
five minutes later
Hermione: Loren! ! !
(PS: The three little ones are the same age, they don’t follow the main line of the original work, they don’t have a system, and they try their best not to be OOC.)
On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission notice he had been longing for, and came to Hogwarts, a prestigious school with a thousand years of history.
Here, Kyle has a very fulfilling life. Apart from studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow a la carte, grow some flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to give psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for thousands of years. .
Dumbledore: Kyle is a good boy who is upright, brave, kind and sincere.
Professor McGonagall: The principal is right, Kyle never breaks the school rules.
Snape: Ah yes yes yes...
Quirrell thought so too, but one day, he pushed open the trap door and jumped into a room full of biting kale...
"Son, you are going to study at Hogwarts, let me teach you three magic spells commonly used in school."
"Which three are they?"
"Levitation spell, throwing spell, Avada eating a big melon..."
Egger Morriss.
Translation: Poisoned eggs.
The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.
For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.
Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?
Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!
Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!
Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?
Voldemort: ? ? ?
Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.
Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…
Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!
Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!
This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!