Why don’t you take a good look at yourself when you get turned from a demon dragon into a blood princess maid by a Hero?

You got hit by a truck and transported to another world—how about blaming yourself for that?

You reincarnated as a villainous dragon that everyone wants dead—blame yourself for that too, okay?

You got turned into a purple-haired girl by the Hero, who then used all sorts of props to… ahem, “torture” you—can we talk about how maybe that’s also your own fault?

Why is it that the Hero is always picking on you?

Why are you the only one who got turned into a girl?

Why are you the one working all day only to go home and warm the Hero’s bed and fetch him hot water?

Maybe it’s all your fault, huh?

How am I supposed to beat a max-level Hero? I just reincarnated, haven’t even learned a single skill yet, and the guy shows up at my door in full god-tier gear—what am I supposed to do?

And then all my subordinates surrendered!

When they saw me getting beat up, they went nuts, laughing like maniacs, going, “Ahahaha!”

Then the Hero started showing off his magic combo like, “I’m gonna kill you!”

And all I could do was fall to my knees and beg, “It hurts! It hurts so bad!”

Played to death, schemed to death, and then you still ask me,

“Hey, why don’t you reflect on yourself a bit more?”

You’re so cute!

The craziest part?

When the Hero found out the truth, he actually said,

“Hey, we’ve lived together so long already—why don’t you just marry me?” (shocked face)

What the h*ll?!

He knows I’m a guy, and he still wants me to marry him?

I’ve already been turned into a woman, and you’re still talking about marriage? No way!

I’m a man inside! There’s no way I’d marry anyone!

Just then, a big hand lands on the purple-haired girl’s head.

“What? Marrying me is that upsetting?”

“No! I was just kidding… hubby

Bai Yi traveled to an immortal world and awakened the immortal simulator. As long as he survived in the simulator long enough, he could get a lot of rewards.

[You were born in a poor family…you died of starvation! 】

[You were born in a merchant family…you were torn apart by the robbers! 】

Dozens of imitating immortals failed, Bai Yi suspected that he was not suitable for immortality, so…

[The saintess of Spirit Sword Sect “Chen Qianxue” you invited has entered the simulator to start imitating immortal cultivation! 】

[At the age of 0, Chen Qianxue was born into a poor family. 】

[At the age of 5, Chen Qianxue picked up the cheat book “Sword Raising”! 】

[8 years old, Chen Qianxue has refined one level of energy…]

[At the age of 164, Chen Qianxue went into trouble and died because he failed to reach the realm! 】

【You get the following rewards——】

【…】

(Marriage + Gradual Transformation + Female Ghost + Simulator) (Rating just released, will increase later) After traveling through sixteen years, Su Qing, who farmed every day, finally obtained a system that claimed to be a life restart simulator on his birthday. He immediately put down the hoe in his hand, went home and started to study. "You were born, a girl, ecstatic." Looking at the words that appeared on the simulation panel, Su Qing was silent for a long time. I am a man! Why am I ecstatic! "You are determined to become an excellent absentee." That's great. Su Qing accepted the fact that he was a girl in the simulation. However, the more he simulated, the more wrong it was. Why am I still a female ghost in the simulation! And later he also discovered that what happened in the simulator was what was about to happen in reality. So, she in the simulator hugged the thigh of the protagonist who shouted Thirty Years in the East and Thirty Years in the West, and called him a scumbag every day. And he in reality also hugged the thigh of the protagonist, and PUA him every day.

Main characters: Su Qing, Mu Yun