Chen Qi woke up and found that the world had changed.

His mother raised her big eyes: "I just bought some grapes this morning. Try them. They are so fresh!"

His father brought back two bloody sanitary napkins after get off work: "I brought you your favorite sesame cakes."

The noodle shop owner fished out a bowl of tapeworms from the pot of pus: "The wide noodles you asked for."

The hospital doctor brought fried chicken legs covered with cauliflower: "Eat it, you can be discharged from the hospital after eating!"

"Eat it quickly."

"Don't eat?"

"Open his mouth!"

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"Small fresh food article", suitable for reading while eating (dog head)

(Three books have been completed after failure. If you can complete the book after failure, it shows your character. Please feel free to enter the pit)

The scarlet flower of corruption blooms in the borderland, and the most holy and pure White Witch becomes the new king of corruption. The blue blood that has been passed down since ancient times flows under the dark tide, and the great and brilliant Duke intends to subvert the music of order. The unknown secret history disappears into nothingness, and the wizard who travels through time and space longs to see through the delirium of the world. As for me? I don't care. I will set up four pillars, guide four philosophers, and lead an absurd and ridiculous drama of salvation. Then, it’s time for me to go to the table and enjoy it! ps: This book does not follow the traditional wizard writing routine. There are no chips, no wizard academy, and no knights before wizards. The wizard supernatural system in this book is in its primitive and ignorant stage. There is no clear and rigid level of power, and it is generally fuzzily classified according to knowledge. So you don't see first-level wizards, second-level wizards,...

The sky is dark, the earth is dark, and humans and ghosts are on the same path.

Gu Xu, with three talents, traveled to a world of cultivation where demons were rampant, and became an ordinary clerk in the Exorcist Department of the Great Qi Dynasty.

He just wanted to practice quietly and seek immortality.

However, he accidentally turned the world upside down.

From an identity beyond life, observe the worldly love and hatred of immortal cultivators in the long river of time.

He walked out of the not-so-prosperous town and entered the splendid world of cultivating immortals. He walked fast and slow, sometimes walked and sometimes rested, but he never stopped.

The Age of the Last Dharma, the Age of the Emperors, the Age of Darkness and Turmoil...

He can be seen in all eras, and the only thing he can do is to watch his old friends die and then bury them...

Chen Changsheng traveled to the vast world of immortal cultivation and awakened the longevity system.

Sleeping for one year will increase your lifespan by one year, and you can also gain one attribute point.

I, Chen Changsheng, have no interest in fighting and killing. I just want to have a good sleep and see my old friend off for the last time.

After a decade of slumber, the village is no longer what it used to be.

After a hundred years of slumber, the former dynasty is no longer there.

After sleeping for a thousand years, the flowers that were casually planted have become elixirs that countless monks are vying for.

After sleeping for ten thousand years, the little bird he raised has turned into a demon king.

One day, Chen Changsheng took out the hatchet from his waist and slashed it lightly, and the entire sky instantly split into two halves.

Human Emperor: Teacher, are you back?

Lord of the Forbidden Land: My old friend, how should I face you?