"I just want to eat something that tastes good." - Du Yi after turning into a snake

"The Lord of Plenty's simple declaration, 'I just want something easy to eat,' profoundly reveals that food philosophy is the driving force behind the advancement of civilization. From the first campfires of ancient Homo sapiens to the modern civilization's focus on food, human civilization has regarded food as a core dimension of understanding the world. This ancient wisdom of 'the unity of Tao and instrument' not only solves the crisis of alienation in the predicament of modernization, but also constructs a civilization development paradigm of 'harmony between man and nature', providing ideological enlightenment for the construction of a human community." - "The Lord of Plenty's Dietary Perspective: Empowering the Path to a Strong Civilization with Dietary Science"

【Villain】+【Half Behind the Scenes】+【Special Effects】+【Some Memes】

[This article contains various special effects, ooc, and a female protagonist. Please do not read if you do not like it.]

Earth, the hub of all worlds, has been plagued by super squadrons, magical girls, and evil organizations since fifty years ago.

Chen Qianqiao, since reincarnated into this world, has been working hard today as a cadre of the evil organization "Fool".

but!!!

The voice of the Blue Warrior that appeared today sounds like my sister's voice, right?

Damn Super Sentai, just wait, I’m going to give you red envelopes right now.

What, my boss is a member of the team?

What, my colleague is a member of the team?

What, me too...that's okay.

Put on the transformation device and press the transformation button.

"Sing, wish!"

"The ancient king who gives power to those who weep—Coin Squad: Wish Purple!!"

As an assassin registered in Columbia and currently working part-time in Rhodes Island's HR department, codenamed No. 77, Nana is preparing her gear for a mission. The WA2000 sniper rifle—long barrel, short overall length, can be carried discreetly in a carrying case; its .300 caliber specially etched rounds, combined with Originium Arts spells, can take the target along with their armor and cover. The M1911 ICA Custom—a grip designed to fit a girl's hand, .45 caliber etched rounds, seven-round standard magazine… to be used with concealed holsters on the thigh and underarm. Be careful of the weight of the all-metal design; don't let the gear slip off your bodysuit. Nylon rope—Nana's signature weapon… a paracord bracelet would make it legitimately portable. And then, what else is needed? …[Ready to go? Have you packed everything…? Don't wait until you need something and realize you don't have it and start searching everywhere.] He glanced at the semi-transparent woman in front of him, then looked through the shadow to the doorway: "Rosemary?" The white kitten, as white as a cloud, heard the call, twitched its ears, and stood up: "I'm here." "Let's go."

This book can be summarized in two ways: Surface (what is described): In the year 1094 of the Terran calendar (two years before the Che City incident), White Wolf, bearing her adoptive father's dying letter, set out from the southern border of Colombia to Ursus in search of a man named Bodracasti. From then on, she would step into the vortex of the world, unable to return... Deeper (what the author hopes for): Soul, desire, worldliness, psychoanalysis, fate, fantasy. Important Pre-reading Disclaimer: 1. This book is plot-oriented. 2. There are no cheat codes, and few exciting elements are expected. 3. This is uncompromisingly tangerine-style writing; those who are wary of this should steer clear. 4. The author is deeply aware of her limited writing skills and can only strive to write what she wants to write. 5. While this book made many mistakes during its initial stages as a new author, I can guarantee that the quality of the content readers will experience will steadily improve from the second volume onward. 6. Like many others, after reading numerous novels, the author grew tired of the various systems and cheat codes and wanted to write her own story, which led to this book.

No CP + Salted Fish + Lord + Infrastructure + Group Pet + Cool Article + Easy Ci'en was accidentally pulled into a natural disaster survival game while jumping out of the lou. She didn't want to survive, but her plan to commit suicide couldn't be carried out at all. Seeing that the territory was getting bigger and bigger, the burden on her shoulders became more and more difficult to get rid of. Orcs, goblins, humans, and mushroom elves established communities in the territory one by one. Clothing stores, hot pot restaurants, kebab stalls, barber shops, etc., one after another Blue Star stores and even shopping malls were built and opened in the territory. Originally, I thought it would be enough to just build a territory for people to live in, but I don't know what went wrong, and it jumped to the first place on the territory rankings. How could Ci'en just give up and leave. ... Concept: Let the natural disasters rage outside and enjoy the salted fish life in the territory. Protagonists: Ci'en, Ani

"I am Noita," the girl said proudly, "I am both a god and a human. I am the approaching storm, the wildfire tearing the world apart. My legend was praised by all before you knew the catastrophe was coming, and it will remain so after you have turned into ugly ashes. Listen, I will prove it."

Noita traveled to the game "Gaia". In a familiar yet unfamiliar world, she met old friends and wove her own story.

She became friends with the orphan girl of the gods, who taught her courage and tenacity. Whoever bleeds must be paid with blood.

She met the princess of the crown, shared fate and blood, and the kingdom's anger shook the nine fields again.

She teamed up with the eldest daughter of blood, threw the curse into the fire and burned it, and made love rise from the fire. The golden heart symbolized their passionate dreams.

The legends echoed in the histories, and the poets sang the heroic figures.

In the unpredictable fate, she always held the sword of fate.

She is a legendary person, a mentor of the descendants of gods, a contractor of the princess, a fraudster of blood, and a ruthless king who makes the queen of the mortal world cry. She will survive the successive major events and find the 1002nd happy ending among the 1001 tragic endings!

Hehe, I must survive!

[Weird Game + Warm Daily Life + Urban Weirdness]

The girl's family members all left without clear reasons. Shuang Shengyuan was once chosen as a player to participate in a strange game. However, after the game ended, she gained the ability to create strange things in the human world. After that, through continuous participation in the game, the girl also realized the injustice of the world and the complexity of her own life experience... (There is a picture at the end)

(Female A, male O, female attack)

After transforming from a delicate and slender “white young girl” of the 21st century into an alpha in an interstellar society, Jiang Yue struggled for a long time to adapt to her new identity.

For example—

Not long after her transmigration, her gender recognition hadn’t fully shifted. During her freshman year at the military academy, Jiang Yue subconsciously bought a pair of pink lace panties. Her roommates laughed meaningfully and quoted a classic line from Hong Shixian* to her.

Another example—

In her dormitory of six people, there were five male alphas and she was the only female alpha. The northern school’s bathhouse didn’t have private stalls, so to avoid her northern roommates inviting her to bathe together, she had to get up at 5 AM and sneak into the empty bathhouse to take a shower.

Yet another example—

During combat training class, Jiang Yue weakly threw a punch. The instructor scolded her in front of everyone: “Are you trying to act cute or something?”

…

…

…

…

As time passed, she gradually lost her sense of propriety.

In combat training, she could now deliver a flying kick that gave her roommate a concussion.

Her once shy and gentle heart had transformed into something as tough as polished stainless steel. She even used her 188 cm height to pin people against walls.

One day, in a fit of anger, she pinned her dorm’s military academy heartthrob against the wall, and just like that, love unexpectedly arrived.

“God said, ‘Let there be light,’ and thus, this world was graced with Jiang Yue. [doge] [doge] ”

*1. Hong Shixian is a character in a show, known for saying, “You wear this to seduce me?”

Yan Qing is a god-tier mission-taker in the world of transmigrated novels.

She can tear apart scumbags and effortlessly dominate face-slapping plots, or act cute and obedient in white moonlight storylines.

There’s nothing she can’t fake—only things you haven’t thought of.

Her final task before retirement is to enter an infinite horror game script and play the role of a weak, useless, and dramatic flower vase cannon fodder character who can’t lift a finger.

Yan Qing scans the character profile and nods in satisfaction.

Perfect—an empty beauty with no substance? Just her style.

So, she becomes the No. 1 fangirl trailing behind the villainous lord, shouting cheers and waving flags—fragile and weak.

When the young lord Shi Yan gives her an indifferent, scrutinizing look, Yan Qing innocently returns the gaze:

“Thanks for asking, I’m just a total useless vase.”

The entire team thinks Yan Qing is just a pretty little trash with only maxed-out luck—until one day they enter a dungeon with SSS-level difficulty.

Everyone gets completely suppressed, unable to move…

Except the “vase” of the team, who walks out of a room yawning—then casually dismantles the entire instance with a few smooth moves.

Everyone:

“You’re calling that a useless vase?!”

Shi Yan has a secret.

He knew from the moment he first met Yan Qing…

That she was lying to him.

Watch the second creation video of Mijia Universe, with random cuts of dark history and highlights?

"The past of Archbishop Tianming in women's clothing? Like it"

Otto and Luosha's eyes twitched

"Thor can't do anything? Like it"

Mei and General Raiden slowly drew their swords with dark faces

"The last lesson? Like it"

Matsukichi and Kiana cried and hugged Himeko beside them

"Auntie Himeko, don't die, sob"

...

"What? The short video was shared?"

"I don't know~"