This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

[Funina (herself) lost her memory of playing the role of god for about 200 years + played the role of god in another world + had the eyes of God + traveled to the time when Yoriichi Tsugakuin was not yet born]

After 500 years of acting, the gods’ role has come to an end.

The former "Water Goddess" Funina, no longer worried about her lies being exposed, has been immersed in the joy of shopping and has no place to stay at home.

The original god traveler (player) generously gave a space backpack, which was filled with a lot of delicious food, but the most important thing was that it finally solved the problem of having nowhere to put things.

That night, Funina tripped over something and hit the corner of the table, falling and being swallowed by a hole.

"Main system, I... accidentally swallowed the original god character into the demon slayer interface..."

"Can I still go back?"

"Not yet...."

"Activate Plan B and ensure she's alive until you're able to teleport her back."

“…Yes, yes!”

The sea breeze caused the water to rise and fall. A lady in gorgeous clothes appeared on the sea surface, which was supposed to be deserted. She seemed to have become the ruler of the sea...

Finina woke up and found herself standing on the sea! Shouldn't she be in the auditorium of the Picclet Opera House, watching Villette's trial? Shouldn't she be playing the role of the water goddess?

Where is this?! No no no…why am I standing on the sea?!

God's Eye! How could I have God's Eye!

Finina was about to throw it away, but then she remembered that the ability to stand on the sea might be related to the Eye of God...

"No, I can't die... I still want to play the role of God..."

One hundred well-known facts about Miss Luo Yan——

【1: Time waits for no one, unless that person is Miss Luo Yan.】

【2: What’s the difference between the Eternally Slumbering, Ice Coffin Weapons, and Primordial Demons for Miss Luo Yan? Answer: There is no difference.】

【3: There is no theory of evolution in the world, only a “List of Creatures Miss Luo Yan Allows to Live”.】

【4: If you can see Miss Luo Yan, then Miss Luo Yan can also see you; if you cannot see Miss Luo Yan, then you are not far from death.】

【5: There are no weapons of mass destruction, only Miss Luo Yan.】

【……】

【101: Although it’s very hard to believe, I regret to inform you that there is no exaggeration in the above facts.】

…

Serious Synopsis:

The Calamity Tide ushered in a new era. Countless giant cities rose from the ground, and mysteries and disasters spread panic. The girl Luo Yan, bearing all the malice of the world, walks a path paved with countless corpses, strolling across the land of suffering.

"I'm just a useless person. It's better for me to go back to the student dormitory and read manga."

Natsume Sonoko, Tokiwadai Student Council Secretary, Secretary of the Five Schools' Joint Student Union, Standing Vice President of the Seventh District Coordinating Student Union, and Honorary President of the Academy City Student Union, stared blankly at her bare, luxurious desk.

(Keywords: heroine, daily life, superpowers, Thelema)

(This book incorporates locations and characters from other anime, not the worldview. If you don't like it, please don't collect it, as it will waste your time.)

(A Certain Scientific Railgun Fanfiction)

Introduction: [Transformed into a girl + Summoning system + Urban high-level martial arts + Fun people] In order to draw out his beloved Fireworks, Lin Yunyi did not hesitate to set a flag. Seeing the screen of ten consecutive hardware, he died suddenly. After crossing into the world of high-level martial arts, Lin Yunyi turned into the appearance of Fireworks, and possessed the ability of "mask", which can change into the appearance of anyone at will! At the same time, she accidentally activated the "Bengtie card drawing system!" As long as you complete the corresponding tasks, you can get Xingqiong to draw characters! The novice pool fired ten consecutively, and the star core hunter "Sam" appeared in front of her, that is, Liuying! As a member of "Joy", adhering to the idea of fun people, she has the "Bengtie card drawing system" and has ruined the world...

Protagonist: Lin Yunyi

With neat, short silver hair and eyes that sparkled like stars, she always ran with everything she had on the track.

No lineage. No talent. No one held any hope for her.

“Honestly, as a trainer, I see no future for this girl as an Umamusume. For her own good, I hope she gives up soon.”

The seasoned trainer delivered an ultimatum: if she couldn’t produce results, she would have to drop out.

However, in the world of Umamusume, nothing is absolute.

“I never thought an Umamusume like her could win a G1.”

“How is that possible? She shouldn’t have any talent at all!”

“Run! Let us witness this dream!”

Some called her “The Successor of the Grey Legend.” Others called her “The Trickster Who Soars Through the Night Sky.” But the name by which she was most known and sung about was “The King Slayer.”

Taking back thrones, toppling champions—she transcended bloodline and aptitude to stand at the pinnacle of all Umamusume. The world would shine brilliantly because of her.

[Filial Piety Transformed] [Transformation] [Empress] [Soul Beast] [Tie Tie] [World-Destroying Dragon]

Have humans, foolishly, sacrificed a virgin to me again? — I may be a dragon, but how could human flesh be enough for her?

Ling Xue gazed at the human girl in the snow and formed a plan: "Never mind, now that I've seen her, I'll scare this little girl away."

So, she opened her bloody mouth and unleashed a terrifying dragon roar: Awooo... Hmm, will she be scared away?

With that thought, she turned and went back to sleep.

However, the next morning, looking at the girl sleeping peacefully beneath her, Ling Xue was stunned.

"Huh? Why isn't she leaving?

Ah, ah, ah, no, why did she call for her mother?" I am a giant dragon.

I am Xue Xinyao, the reincarnation of the empress. Just when she was ready to show her strength and take revenge on her enemies, she tragically found herself being tied up and sacrificed to an evil dragon. Looking at the giant dragon in front of her whose eyeballs were bigger than her, Xue Xinyao's frail body trembled unconsciously.

However, this very scary dragon did not hurt her at all. Instead, it was those hypocritical humans who kept stabbing her in the back.

In order to survive in this icy and snowy world, as an empress, she chose to abandon her dignity - "Mom, Mom!" and recognized the dragon as her mother.

In the future, oh my god, can my mother turn into a human being? And a beautiful queen with black hair and golden eyes?

Oh no, she smells so good! I want to hug her and cuddle with her - I am her daughter and I hug her to sleep.

What should you do if your home planet is invaded by alien beasts from deep-sea wormholes? Is

this even a question in a sci-fi world?

You must kill them back to enslave their worm mothers and occupy their planets!

What? The mecha's combat power is not enough?

Evolve into giant mechas immediately!

Still not enough?

Evolve the mecha into an interstellar battleship formation!

The home planet is under siege?

Evolve the battleship into a war star to protect the home planet!

What? Can't withstand the attack of high-dimensional creatures?

Then evolve into a super home planet! The Ten Thousand Dimension Star Cannon, penetrate this universe!

All fears come from the lack of confidence in firepower.

All truths only exist within the range of firepower.

With the rise of the human race, people may talk about reason, but

I am different. I only talk about the firepower and range of the cannon!

[Multiverse + Powerful Female Lead + No CP + Power Fantasy + Apocalypse + Space/Storage Abilities + Superpowers + Hoarding Supplies + Ruthless but Kind + Low-Key Early, Total Domination Later]

Lin Yuanyuan transmigrated into a novel.

Worse—she transmigrated for real into a male-centric post-apocalyptic novel. Total disaster.

Fortunately, she awakened not one, but seven different powers. Unfortunately, the levels were too low, and the apocalypse was too dangerous. So... she slept in the dirt to stay safe.

Food shortages in the apocalypse? No problem—Lin Yuanyuan hops into alternate worlds and hoards a tiny bit... like a billion tons of supplies.

The male lead of the original book is obsessed with forced love? Also no problem—a good beating or two takes care of that.

Massive earthquakes? No worries—she's got a base-building scanner that can construct skyscrapers in three seconds.

Got struck by the heavenly laws after taking out the novel's original male lead? Still fine—just switch to another world.

[No CP + Strong Female Lead + Power Fantasy + Getting Rich + Multiverse Transmigrators + Barter Trade + Wholesome + Group Cast]

Ye Xing’s online shop recently started getting some… strange orders.

Her store specializes in odd jobs and errands — running deliveries, sourcing hard-to-find items, handling tasks people don’t want to do themselves.

But lately? The requests are getting weirder by the day:

One customer asked her to hand-copy 300 Tang poems — and offered a hundred taels of silver as payment.

Another wanted her to buy abortion medicine, paying with 10 beauty-enhancing pills.

A third? They asked her to sweep their own grave and burn 1 billion spirit money — since they’re now a ghost. Payment? A custom dream visitation service!?

Ye Xing is confused, rich, and slightly terrified.

Turns out, her little shop has somehow connected to a Transmigrator System Mall — and now, her clients are:

Imperial exam scholars,

Beloved royal concubines,

Underworld ghost messengers,

Matriarchs from female-dominated worlds...

No matter who they are, they all share one thing in common:

They’re all from other worlds.

Now she’s swimming in strange requests, magical items, and way too much paper money.

⚠️ Note: Brain-off power fantasy. Please hand in your brain before reading!