Yan Qing is a god-tier mission-taker in the world of transmigrated novels.
She can tear apart scumbags and effortlessly dominate face-slapping plots, or act cute and obedient in white moonlight storylines.
There’s nothing she can’t fake—only things you haven’t thought of.
Her final task before retirement is to enter an infinite horror game script and play the role of a weak, useless, and dramatic flower vase cannon fodder character who can’t lift a finger.
Yan Qing scans the character profile and nods in satisfaction.
Perfect—an empty beauty with no substance? Just her style.
So, she becomes the No. 1 fangirl trailing behind the villainous lord, shouting cheers and waving flags—fragile and weak.
When the young lord Shi Yan gives her an indifferent, scrutinizing look, Yan Qing innocently returns the gaze:
“Thanks for asking, I’m just a total useless vase.”
The entire team thinks Yan Qing is just a pretty little trash with only maxed-out luck—until one day they enter a dungeon with SSS-level difficulty.
Everyone gets completely suppressed, unable to move…
Except the “vase” of the team, who walks out of a room yawning—then casually dismantles the entire instance with a few smooth moves.
Everyone:
“You’re calling that a useless vase?!”
Shi Yan has a secret.
He knew from the moment he first met Yan Qing…
That she was lying to him.
In the world of the second female lead, she gives her all for the main character group, only to end up with a tragic, empty-handed fate.
Jiang Li’s mission is to cherish this often-overlooked love and dedication.
However, when binding to a system, an accident occurs—
She mistakenly binds to the Yandere System!!
The system states: Jiang Li must express love to the second female lead with Yandere-style quotes.
“Host, please say to the target with loving eyes: ‘If you don’t listen, I will gouge your eyes out and keep them as my treasure.’”
“Host, please say, while wet, to the target: ‘I love you, so I must lock you up.’”
...
Jiang Li: Help! Where’s the civilized, harmonious society I live in!?
But the system is already bound. Jiang Li looks at the cold, moonlit-eyed heiress, the alluring and dark regent, and the scheming stepsister...
She has no choice but to bite the bullet.
However, after Jiang Li exhausts all her efforts to show them "Yandere love," the second female lead indeed stops loving the main character group, but Jiang Li is horrified to realize—
The second female lead, who used to be docile and affectionate, now stares at her with chilling, cold eyes after she expresses the desire to leave.
When Jiang Li realizes something’s wrong and starts packing to leave:
"Li Li, where do you think you're going?" A low, dangerous voice murmurs near her ear. The woman’s soft chest presses against her back, and her arm tightens around her waist and abdomen.
"Will you be obedient and stay by my side? Will you love me forever, until death? Will you cling to me for a lifetime? Wasn’t this what you said?"
"You said the disobedient must be locked in a room forever, didn't you~?"
A cold, woody fragrance surrounds Jiang Li. Listening to the familiar words she once said, she freezes, too scared to move:
Help! What happens when pretending to be a Yandere meets a real crazy person!?
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[World One: Cold Heiress]
The first time Jiang Li meets Luo Yihuan, she’s standing in the Luo family’s garden, a figure like a painting, as pure and cold as mountain water. More graceful than the morning dew on the flowers.
In front of this beauty, Jiang Li, holding the Yandere script, feels her mind blacken—
“Will you soak in formalin and become my true love?”
Jiang Li, with porcelain-like skin, turns red as she struggles to make Luo Yihuan give up the main character group and begin to love life.
When she believes the task is complete, she makes one fatal mistake—
After using a soothing fragrance, Jiang Li is locked in a small dark room with an iron chain. She’s panicking, falling off the bed, and when she looks closely at what’s beside her—
It’s formalin!
The sound of high heels approaches. Luo Yihuan has completely torn off her previous cold and gentle facade, her eyes dark with possessiveness as she gazes at the disheveled Jiang Li. She gently brushes Jiang Li’s neck.
“Dr. Jiang, Li Li, my little pear... So many people want my treasure...”
“I’ve been so obedient, listening to you,” a warm breath hits Jiang Li’s ear, and the voice drops dangerously, “But you... you haven’t been obedient at all.”
That night, the sound of metal clashing echoed, and Jiang Li couldn’t rest. She only remembers the woman’s satisfied, wicked laughter.
[World Two: Charming, Dark Regent]
A powerful minister who ascended to power and controls the court, one of the world’s greatest conspirators...
Jiang Li, enchanted by the titles placed upon the second female lead, enters the regent’s estate disguised as a princess pretending to be a dancer.
In her role as a princess, Jiang Li, with long fingers holding a fan, strikes it against Lu Yihuan’s cheek, and as she leans close, her breath shakes those around her. Her peach blossom eyes sparkle with mist.
She says: “If you don’t want me, how about you gouge out these eyes that I adore?”
In the role of a dancer, Jiang Li, with a thin red veil that can’t conceal her slender figure, stumbles into the arms of a man, her silk sleeve brushing against his chin, gently lifting it.
She says: “You think I’m a nobody, but your heart and soul belong to me.”
Later,
When her identity is exposed, the emperor issues a decree to marry her off.
That night, Lu Yihuan enters Jiang Li’s palace, pushing her to the window, where outside, fifty thousand guards stand. Inside, Lu Yihuan buries her face in Jiang Li’s neck, breathing heavily.
The dress Jiang Li wore earlier is torn and scattered on the floor, with only a red veil covering her eyes, rising and falling with her breaths.
“Your Highness, you’ve taken my body and soul. How dare you leave?”
Lu Yihuan’s eyes burn with chilling possessiveness.
[World Three: Scheming, Green Tea Stepmother]
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Before You Read:
1. This is a 1v1 story, always with the same person.
2. The author firmly holds up the flag of sweetness.
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Scheming, Beautiful Step-mother (No legal relation)
Gradually Scheming Neighbor Tenant
Spoiled Mute Sister
Republican Childhood Sweethearts
Content Tags: Exclusive Love, System, Sweet, Quick Transmigration, Light-hearted, Universal Appeal
Main Character’s Perspective: Jiang Li
Interaction: Various Crazy Women in Each World
One-Sentence Synopsis: I'm a fake Yandere, but she’s a real psycho.
Theme: Love is about tolerance.
Every world has a happy ending.
A seemingly aloof but actually gentle and vicious female supporting character (top) x A truly beautiful but seemingly weak and innocent female uke (bottom)
After Luan Qingxiao joined the Plot Correction Research Institute, she encountered a bottleneck in her first mission.
Playing the villainous supporting character, she was supposed to be a catalyst for the romance between the male and female leads, but due to her mishandling of the role, the seemingly innocent female lead falls deeply in love with her...
Nie Zhen'er's face was like a tender peach blossom in March. She shyly looked away from her eyes and parted her red lips slightly: Qingxiao, I like you.
Luan Qingxiao: ...Me too!
Who could bear to refuse such a beauty?
System 520: Wait, wait! What's going on?!
1. A sweet and innocent campus romance: a vicious female supporting character who is a school bully and a pure and innocent school beauty (they will only get together after they grow up; the female supporting character is a fake school bully) √
520: Host, you're going to bully her, humiliate her, and frame her, but the male lead will save her from danger at the crucial moment!
Luan Qingxiao: No problem.
...
520: Host, this development seems a bit off. Why would the female lead like a vicious female supporting character who bullies, humiliates, and frames her?
Luan Qingxiao lowered her eyes and smiled faintly: Because she can see through my heart.
1. A fresh and innocent campus romance: a vicious female supporting character who is a school bully and a pure and innocent school beauty.
2. Zombies roam the world, a post-apocalyptic scientist x humanoid zombie queen √
3. Cultivation/World: A vicious master x a beautiful furnace cauldron raised by the master.
4. A Guide to Marrying a Wealthy Family: A Domineering Female CEO x A Rising Star
5. Fairies reign supreme, Bai Feng x Tao Yao √
6. Vampire Romance, Female Student x Vampire Prince √
7. The Overlord's Harem, Fiancée x Childhood Sweetheart √
8 I have six rivals in love. √
9. Pretending to be the White Moonlight, The Pretender x The White Moonlight √
End of the original world, poor x world-weary √
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Reading Instructions
The two only have each other.
2. His name and appearance remain unchanged, and Luan Qingxiao retains his memories.
3. Truly strong x Pretending to be weak; both are very capable.
Currently updating [I'm Causing Trouble in the Wasteland], pre-collected [Knocking on the Soul GL], [Asura GL], [The Goddess is Heartless GL], and the finalized [Flirting with the Male Lead's Harem GL], [I Have a Demon Sealing Tower GL], and [Are You Happy in This Life GL] Interested friends, check out the column—this book is officially finished, and all future updates will be (correcting typos and fixing bugs). The official title is "Bu Tian Ge." Bu Ge's undercover mission fails, and she's blown to pieces, but she never expected to be able to open her eyes again. Key point: she's transmigrated... into the Xianxia harem novel she'd been halfway through before the mission, and has become a random person with no memories? What kind of a setup is this? To survive, her first instinct is, of course, to cling to the male lead! Cling to him! Wait, she remembers that at the end, the male lead and the villain perished together, right? No, wait a minute, she doesn't want to compete with the eight harem mistresses for the male lead... Hmm! Flirting was more in line with her naturally lesbian personality... Bu Ge was quite square. Looking at the naive, childlike male protagonist standing before her... there was no other choice but to strive for self-improvement, roll up her sleeves and bravely venture into the world... All the apocalyptic catastrophes, world-destroying wars, mysteries of identity, both good and evil—forget them all. Having traveled through a book, Bu Ge just wanted to survive... But what she didn't expect was why all eight female protagonists were so drawn to her? She gritted her teeth, realizing it was impossible to have them all. After all, there was only one person she loved... The unruly, sharp-tongued, compulsive, and unknowingly flirtatious wife-loving demon vs. the cold, dignified, and unknowingly captivated little iceberg. This is the story of a book-traveling person who doesn't want to die, strives hard in the world of immortal heroes, and finally finds his true love... [Pre-reading Notes] *This is a immortal story, with a serious plot. *The eight original female protagonists will appear at different times depending on the plot. *Slow-paced, potentially long. *[Drafts saved, guaranteed daily updates.]*[Little Iceberg will appear in Chapter 7.] ———Pre-collected copy———In the 22nd century, the holographic online game [Ancient Gods and Demons] became a global sensation. Chu Ye, a gifted young woman with a congenital heart disease since childhood, led her country to the world championship. While obtaining the legendary artifact [Ancient Demon Sealing Tower], she suffered a sudden illness and died. And then, in the blink of an eye, a lifetime had passed... Key point one: she traveled through time. Key point two: she actually traveled through time into the game?! And she traveled through time with the Ancient Demon Sealing Tower?! I've only heard of traveling through books and comics, but what the hell is traveling through time into games?! And key point three: has she become the legendary protagonist?! The protagonist's immortality theory, achieved... The protagonist's halo theory, achieved... And then, there should be the protagonist's heavenly general and beautiful wife theory... Bang! Bang! Three seconds later, Chu hesitated for a second as he looked at the aloof, majestic beauty who had descended from the sky. "Wife?!" The seriously injured Concubine Yun replied, "???" Well, the protagonist's "heavenly general" and "beautiful wife" theory was perfectly achieved! A genius girl doting on her wife, a mischievous top, vs. aloof, beautiful, and majestic palace mistress. Theme: There's sunshine behind the dark clouds, and stars in the dark night.
[True horror game + absolutely unbelievable weird heroine + lighthearted and funny]
The horror game is coming, and people not only have to face the horror and weirdness and various rules, but also have to face serious spiritual pollution. Just when people can hardly bear it, a magical paper shop appears.
All products of the paper-making shop are of high quality.
The amulet can instantly clear all spiritual pollution.
The ghost-exorcising talisman can kill the weirdness instantly.
Even the paper money in the store can drive away evil.
…
"The paper-making shop has new products, hurry up and grab them!"
*
Ma Xiaobian traveled through time and space to a parallel time and space, from a poor orphan, to a poor orphan who inherited a paper-making shop. As a psychology fraud suspect in preparation, she soon discovered that people in this world were quite superstitious. They kept shouting about ghosts, weird things, horror games, etc., and began to spend money desperately.
Superstition is good, and it’s easiest to make money from superstition!
She immediately started making talisman paper by hand, advertising it fraudulently, selling it at high prices, and she kept everyone she cheated saying nothing.
"Thank you so much, young boss!"
See, they even got to thank her.
[Female Frequency + Quick Wear + 1V1 Dual Female Leads + No Male Lead + Redemption + Scum Abuse + HERE]
Yunyang was in a car accident and became a vegetable.
Her consciousness is bound to a system.
After obtaining a certain number of points, she will be blessed by heaven and her body functions will be restored.
The system issues a task, requiring Yunyang to travel to various novel worlds and save the villain female supporting role who is responsible for promoting the development of the plot in the story.
They have good family background, good looks, and abilities, and instinctively have the potential to achieve great things, but they are trapped in a malicious story and become stepping stones for the protagonist. The ending is tragic and miserable, and they do not have a good end.
The world consciousness feels sorry for them and hopes they can be redeemed.
Yun Yang transforms into a perfect best friend, conscientiously bringing warmth to the villain, fighting the protagonist, and torturing the scum. After filling up the villain's happiness value, she retires and escapes death neatly.
But unexpectedly, the villain seems to fall in love with her?
Wait, let’s talk it over. Isn’t it okay if I don’t die? Sister, please don’t become evil!
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① The two school beauties who are incompatible with each other have internalized the situation (✓)
② The female cultivators of the Hehuan Sect seduce the Master every day (✓)
③The bird in the cage of the sponsor sister is not very content (✓)
④The sinister and mad empress only loves the childhood pharmacist
⑤The damp female ghost, the fake daughter, always pesters the compassionate shaman
⑥ The weak zombie king loves the leader aunt the most
⑦ Two or three things that the Alpha Princess and the Imperial Military Advisor must say
⑧……
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Read the guide:
1. Two female protagonists, 1v1, and the love interest is the same person
2. Emotion is the main focus, with plot as a secondary factor
3. The rhythm is fast and slow
[Weird + Double Strong + Horror Dungeon + Lighthearted and Funny + Picking Up a Boss is a BOSS + Boss Protects Me + Double Cleanliness]
The rating is low because it has just been released, and it will go up later.
Chu Tian drowned her sorrows in alcohol and sobered up in a cemetery, but she found a very handsome man who claimed to be the BOSS of a strange dungeon.
A psychopath still plays cosplay?
Chu Tian sneered and almost called the police to arrest the person.
Unexpectedly, the handsome guy didn't lie. He immediately dragged her into the A-level horror dungeon [Man-Eating Castle], saying she was haunted by the spirit of death and wouldn't survive more than three days?! In the dungeon, other players trembled in fear before the terrifying NPCs, forced to "eat" and struggle for survival.
Chu Tian discovered—Huh? The little cannibal girl's eyes were filled with fear when she saw her, and she instantly turned into a wronged baby? The meat mountain monster knelt down when it saw her, and was as obedient as a large dog?
It’s all thanks to the “amulet” given by the boss!
Chu Tian immediately transformed into an octopus, hugging the boss tightly and not letting go: "Boss! Please protect me! Let me get some more of your spirit energy!"
Duan Qingye had a blank expression on his face, silently distanced himself, and was reveling in his heart: She likes me, she must be attracted to me
Many weird eyes rolled up to the sky, please save the boss’s love brain!
I would rather offend the boss than offend my sister-in-law!!!
Inner YY Tucao Sister VS Cold and Abstinent Boss
Let’s see who drives who crazy first…
"Honestly, what did the screenwriter go through? Who hurt you? Can we talk? Can I give you a hug?" After the update of Chapter 25 of the Honkai Impact 3rd main story, Honkai Impact 3rd players worldwide were both pleased with Kiana's growth and worried about the ever-increasing number of hate messages. Players sincerely hoped that all good things could be blessed and that this imperfect story could be transformed into what everyone expected. Thus, under this powerful will, a magnificent force crossed the dimensional barrier and descended upon the Honkai universe and the Honkai Impact 3rd world. At this moment, the Valkyrie squad, who had already entered the true heart of Chi You, along with Fu Hua and Theresa who were communicating with him, and Ji Lin, who was corrupted by Honkai energy, entered a strange question-and-answer space. The first question they faced was: "After the Herrscher of Domination was destroyed by the Herrscher of Flame, when the Herrscher of Thunder asked Kevin how much the World Serpent still hid from this generation of humanity, who did Kevin take her to see?" [A: Thirteen Heroes of Chasing Fire, Immortal Hua of the Crimson Kite (Fu Hua)]...The story begins to change after Fu Hua is betrayed (ps:The focus is on the change and the sweet moments, the original couples will not be broken up, but new couples will be added if there is no clear couple).
Tricked into a contract by a scumbag wand, Koichi Ando, who thinks the 3D world is a rubbish game, was forcibly transformed into a beautiful girl. When he learned his life was in danger during the battle, he wanted nothing more than to give up and return to his daily life. However, unable to break the contract, he was forced to live as a beautiful girl. Unexpectedly, his childhood sweethearts, playmates, and secret crushes all gathered around him at this moment. "You bastard wand! If you hadn't tricked me, I would never become a magical girl. Give me back my daily life!" "What? I can change back... But think about it, I've been used to it for so long, and I have friends now. Wouldn't it feel weird to change back now?" "Being a girl isn't so bad, actually," said the girl who was once a boy.
Some things we only appreciate after we've lost them. For example, the carefree days of childhood. For example, the love of parents who sheltered you from the storms of life before you became an adult. And for example… the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon. When the initial ache is gone, and you gaze at the bright, melancholic sun at a 45-degree angle, his… oh no, her breast pain has flowed like a river. In conclusion, this is the story of a hardcore otaku with maxed-out programming skills who transforms into a girl and embarks on a chaotic (and hilarious) adventure in another world. Speaking of which, transformation is one thing (are you sure?), but why is it [Sadaharuwang]?