It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.

But...but why?

Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?

Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?

Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?

Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?

Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?

What's going on?

Is it so hard to be forgotten?

This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

[Lighthearted and humorous][System protagonist plus reborn protagonist][Female-centric][High-level martial arts][Universal starry sea world view][Meme-filled][Fast-paced]

My name is Zhang Youyou. In my past life, I was a cool, handsome, and aloof male otaku with a withdrawn personality, severe social anxiety, and a dislike for conversation. I never imagined that I would be given a time-travel permit and become a girl!

Holy crap! What kind of start is this? The second brother gets the system?!

Reborn Empress Luo Yuxuan: No, this little fool who spent twelve years with me in the orphanage, how come he's so... cruel when he makes a move.

Zhang Youyou: Immortal Technique. Heavenly Flame Funeral. Starfall. Kun Multiplier!

Looking at the strange beast whose sky suddenly darkened: Huh? Ah? I'll hit her, really? ???

Beast 1: Answer me, why? Why? Although she didn't start by going head-to-head with us in terms of stamina, and was a weak newbie, you didn't say that this crazy woman's mana bar was bottomless!

Beast 2: Look my eyes, answer me! Can you beat them? Ah, yes, yes, yes!

Beast: Huh? Why are you so concerned about cultivation level? It'll corrupt this little ancestor's strength!

……………

Heaven and man are at war, the universe is at war.

Above the vast universe, divine thoughts illuminate all realms; I am the being of concepts.

After finishing her daily tasks, Zhang Youyou was pulled into the women's bathhouse by Luo Yuxuan during her free time: ? !! It seems I've turned into a woman... Not bad?

[Transformation + Transformation + Sticking + 1V1] I traveled into a book and became the famous, selfless, and ultimately miserable rich and beautiful girl in the story of my childhood sweethearts.

I won’t do this!

Is the male lead handsome? He is not as handsome as me before I wore it. Can I agree to be his licker?

The heroine is quite pretty though...

Cough cough cough!

There is no free lunch in the world. I have to teach the heroine this well-known truth.

From today on, let’s stop being rivals and try being lovers, shall we?

[Not a cool story] Lei Ting Jing Xiao, a horse racing girl who runs races for prize money.

When she overtook at a speed of 80KM/H on the curve, she never dreamed that her mad speed of delivering food in order to avoid being deducted money would attract screams from the racing weekly reporter and the "hungry wolf" look of Kasamatsu's trainer.

"What? You've never been to Tresen?!"

"You're only 16?!"

"What a waste! A precious pearl covered in dust! I'll contact Central Tresen immediately!"

(The protagonist is a horse girl, originally a stallion, and the winning outfit earring is on her right ear.)

Kiana, the Herrscher of the End, was accidentally swallowed by a strange dimensional rift and randomly transported to the Collapsed Iron World. She later managed to return to her original world and finally understood the principles of the dimensional rift. Finally, she used the dimensional rift to freely travel to other worlds for adventure, saving other worlds for fun.

[Kiana: As the Herrscher of the End, isn't it easy for me to save the world?]

[Theresa: So why did you come back after seven or eight years? Go do your homework!]

[Kiana: Ouch, Auntie, please stop pulling my ears~]

【Kiana: Why are there so many isomorphs! 】

The worlds we go to are more diverse, including Mihoyo's Honkai Impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd, Genshin Impact, and possibly Juequ 0 in the future.

Or inexplicably enter another world of national destiny, strange stories, immortal heroes, movies, anime, or games...

Let me paint a big picture here.

[Weird + Double Strong + Horror Dungeon + Lighthearted and Funny + Picking Up a Boss is a BOSS + Boss Protects Me + Double Cleanliness]

The rating is low because it has just been released, and it will go up later.

Chu Tian drowned her sorrows in alcohol and sobered up in a cemetery, but she found a very handsome man who claimed to be the BOSS of a strange dungeon.

A psychopath still plays cosplay?

Chu Tian sneered and almost called the police to arrest the person.

Unexpectedly, the handsome guy didn't lie. He immediately dragged her into the A-level horror dungeon [Man-Eating Castle], saying she was haunted by the spirit of death and wouldn't survive more than three days?! In the dungeon, other players trembled in fear before the terrifying NPCs, forced to "eat" and struggle for survival.

Chu Tian discovered—Huh? The little cannibal girl's eyes were filled with fear when she saw her, and she instantly turned into a wronged baby? The meat mountain monster knelt down when it saw her, and was as obedient as a large dog?

It’s all thanks to the “amulet” given by the boss!

Chu Tian immediately transformed into an octopus, hugging the boss tightly and not letting go: "Boss! Please protect me! Let me get some more of your spirit energy!"

Duan Qingye had a blank expression on his face, silently distanced himself, and was reveling in his heart: She likes me, she must be attracted to me

Many weird eyes rolled up to the sky, please save the boss’s love brain!

I would rather offend the boss than offend my sister-in-law!!!

Inner YY Tucao Sister VS Cold and Abstinent Boss

Let’s see who drives who crazy first…

My name is Kiana. I'm Bai'er's half-sister... "Is this right?" Kiana looked at herself, her eyes wide. It seemed like there was no Kiana in the original Omphalos? So where did I come from? Kiana thought for a moment. Well, anyway, it's time to draw the sword. "I'm Kiana. Kaslana means nothing to me." "I am, the Inscription of Savior!"

What should I do if I travel to infinite horror?

Luo Li said, don't be afraid, first confirm whether it is the Zhongzhou team, if not, it is recommended to commit suicide~

If so, let me show you how to play it.

Strengthen the magical girl yourself, miracles and magic do exist!

Zheng Zha strengthens the Ultra Light. Light is the bond between me and my companions!

Zhan Lan strengthens the holy light, may the holy light protect you!

As for the others... it's up to you, just don't intensify the conflict with the Big Three.

…

Demon Zheng Zha: My friends, who understands? The Zhongzhou team is shouting about miracles, companions, bonds, and the Holy Light, while praising our Demon team.