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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

"Harem + long story + passionate and exciting story + decisive killing! " "Perfectly concluded~"

Open with a forceful kiss to Kafka, and stick to Sanyueqi. From now on, you will reach the pinnacle of life!

If you swallow enough, I will stick to you even if it is a Star God!

Han Xing: "System, can I eat this Doomsday Beast?"

System: "Of course, my dear host. And you are already eating it, can you please stop asking?"

Han Xing: "System, can I eat this giant robot called the Creation Engine?"

System: "Of course, my host. As long as it doesn't bother you."

Han Xing: "... Sanyue, why are you so far away from me?"

"Ask me if I'm human? How can I not be human!?"

- "*Xianzhou curse* Oh my god! What's with these tentacles?!"

So, what the hell am I now?

And that Star God... will it taste different?

[Transformation, Ten Thousand Worlds, System, Clone, No Male Lead, Lily, Semi-invincible]

System: Are you awake? Congratulations, the operation was successful, and you are now a sweet, soft and cute loli.

Gu Jie: ???

From then on, he became her. Gu Jie, who had originally planned to lie down, was fooled by the awakened system and became a traveler of the Ten Thousand Worlds. After countless years, Gu Jie gave an order, and many of her clones began to swarm up, each of which mastered a character template.

Current character templates: Jingliu (鏡流) - Jing Yuan ♀ (景元) - Tokisaki Kurumi - (Unknown)

Current worlds visited: About My Reincarnation as a Slime - God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - The Last Valkyrie - Fox Spirit Matchmaker - Genshin Impact - ??? (Unknown)

(Author is a pure newcomer, please have mercy.)

[Orange] As soon as I crossed over, I landed in Huang Quan's arms.

The system told me to confess my feelings to Huang Quan.

Am I, Lin Shuang, that kind of person? I'm going to die outside of here—

what, there's a star core in this damn place?

Sorry, I was too loud earlier. Let's talk about marrying Huang Quan.

"Huang Quan, cooperate with me in the ceremony. Don't worry, it's simple."

Even if we get married, it's only because of circumstances. I, Lin Shuang, would never do what that scumbag did!

But marrying the villain from the Black Tower would only make me a pervert, not a scumbag.

Flirting with game characters in the game, going crazy over them—how could I possibly count? How could I know

I was facing a Silver Wolf? Similarly, marrying Xing in the simulated universe was clearly just testing the simulation!

And marrying Liuying in my dream—how could that dream count? I just wanted to give her a complete life.

And...

"Well, keep quibbling. I'm listening."

The white-haired Huang Quan, gripping the hilt of his sword, calmly looked at the sweat-soaked Lin Shuang.

On the ring finger of her left hand, a silver-white ring gleamed with a cold light.

"First, explain to me the meaning of this pair of rings."

If you were given a chance to go back to the past, what would you do? "I want to turn this story, which is no longer what we expected, into the most perfect one." - Pure Collapse 3, no male lead, more sugar and less swords

Transmigration is a very happy thing.

Becoming a Demon King is an even happier thing.

When two happy things come together, even becoming a girl should no longer be unacceptable—it should have been like this.

Leticia thought she would be like her transmigrator predecessors, defeating everyone under heaven and opening a grand crystal palace.

However, she encountered her lifelong nemesis, humanity’s Sword Saint.

“How can there be such a pe*verted person! Are you even going to let people live!”

Having her confidence dealt a devastating blow, Leticia shut herself away and ran to the human world to start slacking off.

But why is the Sword Saint here too?

A pure-hearted Alpha trying hard to act scummy × A seemingly dull but secretly unhinged Omega

Yun Qi transmigrates into a yuri ABO novel and is bound to a "Scummy Alpha System," which requires her to faithfully maintain the original character's personality without going out of character (OOC).

In the original story, Scummy Alpha Yun Qi is a Grand Duke of the Empire. She firmly supports Alpha supremacy, looks down on her Omega wife—who is also the female lead, Lin Chen—and often mistreats their Omega daughter. Later, during a banquet, Lin Chen meets a civilian general, Mu Yu, who believes in Alpha-Omega equality. When Yun Qi abuses their daughter yet again, Lin Chen finally snaps and kills her with a stab...

After reading the plot, Yun Qi exclaims, "That scummy Alpha totally deserved to die!"

But in order to return to her own world, Yun Qi has no choice but to work hard and convincingly play her role as the scummy Alpha.

As she watches the female lead becoming increasingly strong-willed and no longer the obedient wife she once was, Yun Qi realizes—her assassination is approaching.

Finally, one night, Yun Qi sees Lin Chen walk in with a gloomy expression. She knows her end has come—and that she can go home.

But… why does her chest ache so much, and why does she feel like crying?

Yun Qi thinks Lin Chen came to kill her, but instead, she's slowly embraced. Then she hears the female lead whisper:

"You're tired of me already, aren’t you?"

Yun Qi: Meow meow meow?

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Main POV:

Yun Qi

Interactions with:

Lin Chen

Supporting Characters

One-line summary: A sweet little story of a fake scummy Alpha and a black-bellied Omega

Theme: A tale of redemption, mutual growth, and spreading positive energy

Paranoid gentle female ghost X lively and delicate little sun

Lin Mo got transported—not only tragically into a horror game but also captured by the dungeon boss and made her wife!

Lin Mo: Is there anyone in the world more unlucky than me?!

Although suddenly having a wife forced by love does have its perks, in this world, besides all the weird mutated creatures crawling everywhere, there’s no fried chicken or cola at all.

Lin Mo plans her escape again and again. But each time, Wen Yuhuai catches her and pulls her into her arms, her possessiveness and attachment almost overflowing.

“Lin Mo... you promised to love me first. No matter what it takes, you are not allowed to leave me!”

It turns out the two were lovers in a past life. Wen Yuhuai sacrificed everything just to see her again.

Reincarnated as the female leader of a nomadic tribe, Shoukang Xiuqiu commands ten thousand people. They lack clothes and food, and winter is approaching fast. The tribe suggests she lead raids to steal grain from the Central Plains people. She immediately slaps the suggestion away and angrily scolds them, "How can we stoop to being beasts?"

Just when she’s starving, a beautiful young woman from the Central Plains arrives, offering a thousand shi (a measure) of grain as payment, asking her to rescue her brother who is trapped in the Anubi tribe. The tribe scoffs, saying, "Anubi has forty thousand troops. Let alone that we can't defeat them, Anubi and us share a common ancestor. Why would we help you fight our own people?"

Shoukang Xiuqiu sees the beautiful woman—pitiful and lonely, with no one by her side—and thinks, if she’s not rescued, she’ll probably be kidnapped by another tribe and become a breeding slave. How miserable that would be. Plus, they’re running out of food. Without hesitation, she agrees: "Alright, I’ll go to Anubi and get your brother back."

Her tribe warns her, "Leader, we’re the lowest-ranked tribe. By the rules of the steppe, we don’t even have the right to enter Anubi’s territory."

Shoukang Xiuqiu’s face is expressionless as she replies, "Then we’ll just set a fire, force them to come out and talk to me. That way it won’t count as us entering!"

The tribe’s jaws drop in shock: "Uh!!! Leader, are you serious? How can we possibly fight them?"

She boldly declares, "I’m just inviting them to join our big family, to strengthen our forces. If they refuse, then we’ll join them. Either way, we’ll get your brother back."

The tribe mutters: "Such a fierce woman!"

The beautiful woman from the Central Plains looks at this demon named Shoukang Xiuqiu with wide, amazed eyes, filled with great interest.

From then on, the tribe called Aguan, once unknown in the chaotic era of the Hu people, stormed northwards, slaughtering Hu soldiers and tyrants. The world was stunned, and they became famous overnight. Later, they established Western Wei, uniting all ethnic groups in a flourishing era, ending a century of chaos in the Central Plains.

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One day in the camp, Shoukang Xiuqiu was being teased by her subordinates again.

"She’s obviously a Hu woman, but she kills Hu people so enthusiastically, you’d think she was from the Central Plains."

"Exactly, and she even married such a beautiful wife."

"What does that have to do with the leader marrying a wife?"

"It means she’s a henpecked husband. We call her the 'wife controls the hitter,' or simply 'wife rules.'"

Shoukang Xiuqiu was so angry she wanted to beat up those bastards. Suddenly, a soft, fragrant body hugged her from behind, sweetly whining, "Ah Xiu, Ah Xiu, I found something I like."

Her expression softened instantly, full of affection. "What has my lady found this time? Buy, buy, buy! We have money to spare!"

Xiao Hao nuzzled her cheek. "There’s a plain near the sea in the southern country, perfect for growing lychees and longans—you know how much you love them. So I want to buy some."

"Buy it! I’ll send the carts right away."

Xiao Hao suddenly whimpered and complained, "But they say I’m a fox spirit, a calamity to the country, and refuse to sell to me. Not only that, they say they wouldn’t even throw it on the ground to feed the dogs."

"The southern country dares slander my lady like that!" Shoukang Xiuqiu’s killing intent rose. "Bring me the marching maps! From now on, we’ll never be short of lychees again."

"Once we conquer them, we’ll eat for free and to our heart’s content!"

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Because of lychees, the southern king whose country was destroyed muttered:

"Damn! Those treacherous merchants fooled me!"

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Theme: Embrace the light, be strong and unyielding.

Jiang Ning is reborn as a high school freshman!

A straight guy transforms into an unrivaled beauty!

But so what?

Entertainment, finance, real estate, energy, machinery…

Jiang Ning will still build a business empire of their own!

However, before that—

“Hehe, Senior, you wouldn’t want to…”

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