Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.

[Weird + Double Strong + Horror Dungeon + Lighthearted and Funny + Picking Up a Boss is a BOSS + Boss Protects Me + Double Cleanliness]

The rating is low because it has just been released, and it will go up later.

Chu Tian drowned her sorrows in alcohol and sobered up in a cemetery, but she found a very handsome man who claimed to be the BOSS of a strange dungeon.

A psychopath still plays cosplay?

Chu Tian sneered and almost called the police to arrest the person.

Unexpectedly, the handsome guy didn't lie. He immediately dragged her into the A-level horror dungeon [Man-Eating Castle], saying she was haunted by the spirit of death and wouldn't survive more than three days?! In the dungeon, other players trembled in fear before the terrifying NPCs, forced to "eat" and struggle for survival.

Chu Tian discovered—Huh? The little cannibal girl's eyes were filled with fear when she saw her, and she instantly turned into a wronged baby? The meat mountain monster knelt down when it saw her, and was as obedient as a large dog?

It’s all thanks to the “amulet” given by the boss!

Chu Tian immediately transformed into an octopus, hugging the boss tightly and not letting go: "Boss! Please protect me! Let me get some more of your spirit energy!"

Duan Qingye had a blank expression on his face, silently distanced himself, and was reveling in his heart: She likes me, she must be attracted to me

Many weird eyes rolled up to the sky, please save the boss’s love brain!

I would rather offend the boss than offend my sister-in-law!!!

Inner YY Tucao Sister VS Cold and Abstinent Boss

Let’s see who drives who crazy first…

Disguising herself as a boy, then confessing, anticipating the other person's surprised expression—just thinking about it is exciting, right? However, when Yiwen shyly and awkwardly told the boy in front of her, "Actually, I'm a girl," she never imagined—he was also a girl. ———— A story of a cross-dressing man encountering someone with gender dysphoria; a story of a policeman and a killer sharing a classroom; a story of a clueless, amnesiac girl with no common sense. (Superpowers group number: 435926338 [Mista])

[Double female protagonists + repeated amnesia + double purity]

Hard-mouthed but soft-hearted lady x Clingy love-brained dog/Dark-bellied cat

Original title: "After the paranoid heroine lost her memory, she insisted on pursuing me"

Pure 1v1, the heroine is the original owner, if there is any suspected excessive behavior, it is just a play of young lovers. All male characters are brainless cannon fodder. The system is a bad system.

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Lin Zhaoyue traveled into a book and obtained a system to play the role of a vicious female supporting role. In order to complete the plot, he stepped on the accelerator at the beginning and knocked the pretty heroine into amnesia.

Who would have thought that after the amnesiac Little White Flower woke up, she grabbed her hand:

"Fiancée, can we get back together?"

Lin Zhaoyue:?

How can I play this vicious female supporting role?

/

A few days later, the little white flower regained its hateful look:

"How else do you want to torture me? Remember everything you have done, I will return it in full."

A few days later, the little white flower found her pitifully:

"I'm sorry, I don't know how that could happen, please, I really love you."

Lin Zhaoyue took Xiao Baihua to a mental hospital and got a diagnosis of "intermittent amnesia".

/

after a while.

system:

Good news, we have helped you apply for the second clearance method of [Strategy for the Heroine].

Bad news, the story mission you need to do is related to the heroine's status.

When Amnesia pursues you, please complete the task of the vicious female supporting role.

When you regain your memory and hate me, please complete the sweet strategy mission.

Lin Zhaoyue:?

Are you trying to kill me?

/

Later, the colorful and black heroine pressed Lin Zhaoyue on the sofa:

"Can't you choose to attack me? Be good."

Lin Zhaoyue's legs were weak but her mouth was hard:

“I didn’t say I wanted to choose!”

"I became a magical girl for you." "More scorching than hope, deeper than despair, that is love." "You probably don't understand, do you? You understand nothing." "This is what a magical girl is! This is what I wanted to see! Hahaha, that's it, this is what I love!" "An unpredictable stage of fate, I understand." "I've never felt happy being a magical girl." "The moon is beautiful, but remember to look at me too." "Without love, without understanding love, love must be extinguished." "Magical girls are born of magic, magical girls are born for magic, and you are my magic." "Even if I break your arms and legs, I will never hand you over to anyone else!"

Question: If you were to travel through time and space and become the protagonist of a porn novel, what would you most want to do? Qin Xiangyi, sitting in front of her computer screen, saw the question on a certain website, thought for a moment, and then typed... This book is also known as "To Be Invincible, I Was Forced to Become a Harvester" and "I Actually Chased Girls in My Own Story." A small warning: This story will be slow to warm up in the early stages, but will take off after 300 chapters.

Fang Qiu, who had finally written a hit novel, died suddenly after staying up all night writing it the day before it was released. He then traveled to the continent of Teyvat. To make ends meet, Fang Qiu took up his pen again. "I, Fang Qiu, have a dream, which is to become a great writer of healing!" Some time later, Fang Qiu approached a scrap dealer in Liyue. "Boss, how much is a pound of razor blades?"

I wondered why I was standing here. Oh, that's right! I traveled through time! I traveled to the world of the magical girl Puella Magi! But wait, this plot line seems off! How did I become Puella Magi!? And a magical girl?! But if I'm a magical girl? Then what is this Salvation Witch's Lament Seed in my hand? ...Oh, so there's a real Puella Magi! ! But wait, aren't there too many Puella Magi? Why do I feel like all of these Puella Magi have a bit of a sister complex?! And me! No! Yes! A sister!!!...Wait a minute... "That... Flame Demon, I'm really not Puella Magi!" "Wait... You... Don't come over here!!"

Also known as "As the reincarnation of the Immortal Emperor, I bumped into myself as a magical girl?"

Many years later, when Shen Qingyue looked at Shen Qingyue who was knocked to the ground by her, she couldn't help but recall the night when she came to this parallel world and was hit by Shen Qingyue's car, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

Shen Qingyue: Give me a chance, let me go, I won’t save you again!

Shen Qingyue: I'm sorry I don't have this chance anymore, because if I don't make a move, I won't be able to snatch you, the other me. After all, there are too many bad women who covet you. You can only belong to me, after all, we are one person!

Shen Qingyue: What’s going on? Why did you turn from an iceberg into a yandere? Hey!

Shen Qingyue: Of course it’s because it’s you. You shouldn’t have unlocked my heart.

Shen Qingyue: Help!

Shen Qingyue: No one will save you, hehe! (This book contains plots of changing marriages and marrying oneself)

After reincarnating as a young fox loli, Su Tianqing becomes a mysterious villainous magical girl, embarking on a daily life of picking fights with the righteous magical girls.

Tentacle monsters? The natural enemy of magical girls! Max them out!

Masked villains? Also the natural enemy of magical girls! Max them out!

Not enough magical girls? No problem! Watch as I trick clueless girls into joining the dark side!

Publicly exposing identities? Let’s not do that.

Finally, one day, when the villainous magical girl is surrounded by the righteous ones, the sly young fox panics.

“W-What are you doing?! Don’t pull my tail! Stay away, ahhh!”