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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

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Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

[Multiple female leads + farming slice-of-life + Western fantasy + pure yuri]

Su Zhile, a corporate slave who was killed in a car accident after working overtime, thought her life was over, but unexpectedly, a god gave her a "rebirth experience ticket to another world".

Faced with the second life offered by the gods, she had only one extremely simple wish: "Let me lie down! I want to live a relaxed, leisurely, and peaceful life where no one bothers me!"

The deity waved his hand and said, "Arrange it!"

Thus, Su Zhile got her wish and became a witch living in seclusion on a picturesque plateau in the world of Seinria. She had a house and land, along with a basic magic package, perfectly fulfilling all her retirement fantasies.

However, just as she was celebrating her new carefree life, a "random newbie gift pack" from the gods arrived—the talent skill: [Lily's Blessing]. Effect: Automatically gains extremely high initial favorability from all female races (including but not limited to humans, elves, beast girls, angels, dragons, and even demons)!

Su Zhile, who only wanted to farm, drink tea, and enjoy the scenery, was met with a series of increasingly strange looks from a shepherdess, an elven ranger, a merchant guild heiress, a dragon princess, and a soft, adorable angel… Clutching her teacup, she exclaimed in despair, “Wait! I just want to be a quiet homebody! What’s with this passive attraction to romance?! What happened to my leisurely life?!”

This lighthearted slice-of-life story set in a fantasy world tells the tale of a former office worker and witch who, despite only wanting to live a quiet and secluded life, inexplicably becomes a heartthrob (only among women), forcing her to embark on a series of sweet yet troublesome encounters!

【100, daily, sticky, slow pace, all elegant】

Main Aglaya vs. All-Female Golden Descendants

Vice Meneta VS Circess

Xiadie: Lady Aglaya is a qualified deputy leader. What do I think of her? Well, of course I like her.

Sai Fei'er: I like the seamstress very much... Unfortunately, we are destined not to be close to each other. I will keep my love for you a secret.

Tibao: *We* love Aya!

Feng Jin: Ms. Aglaya is extremely charismatic and, according to the public's aesthetic standards, is deeply loved by women.

Let me state in advance that I am not a nymphomaniac, but my heart starts beating faster when I see Ms. Aglaya, and I feel like I need to see a doctor.

Heather Sound: I will always be the most pleasant waves in your ears.

Cerydra: I can be your queen... just yours...

Xilian: I fell in love with Aya at first sight!

Chang Yeyue: You...can only be mine

[Outwardly Abstinent Siscon Mad Princess × Outwardly Delicate but Truly Black-Bellied Sickly Noblewoman]

[Dual Female Leads / Double Madness / 1v1 / Pseudo-Sisters / Main Gong / OE]

[Not Biological Sisters]

Ji Xiangjue never expected that just as she decided to end her own life, she would inexplicably transmigrate into a strange world. And if she didn't protect this noblewoman, she would also die. Thus, she was forced onto the path of acknowledging a "younger sister" and taking care of her.

But who could have known that this pure sisterly bond would gradually begin to mutate...

“A-jie*, everyone says you don’t love me—but I don’t believe it.”

“That’s the truth. Why wouldn’t you believe it?”

“There’s only one possibility: you love me.”

Ji Xiangjue threw her to the ground, face indifferent. “I’m your A-jie.”

Jian Chuxun gave a wretched smile. “Can’t an older sister love too?”

“Ji Xiangjue, sooner or later, you’ll fall in love with me—just like I love you.”

*Note: "A-jie" is an affectionate term for older sister in Chinese.

Set in an alternate ancient world with no system. Don’t overthink the plot logic. This is a brain-off story.

Ji Xiangjue is pure madness; Jian Chuxun is driven mad by love.

Sweet story teaser:

I have never had emotions, nor have I ever known love.

I’ve loathed this world countless times.

I firmly believed no one could shake my truth.

But you... you are the only one who exists outside my order.

—Ji Xiangjue

[Many lesbians, daily life, sweet moments]

The magic circle summoned a little succubus, who was thought to be an assistant but turned out to be "extremely terrifying".

An older sister and a younger sister, with very different personalities but the same hobbies.

As we get along with each other again and again, we unlock strange ideas, encounter strange things, and meet strange people.

What remains unchanged is that daily routines are becoming more and more intense.

Orange text one-to-many++++++After her death, Yun Yi traveled to the perilous world of Arknights. Starting with a golden finger—a top-tier system and a top-tier shopping mall—but this system and mall actually want her to be a gigolo!++++++Goodness, are all time travelers selling themselves to gigolos these days?++++++Whoever wants to be one, she won't be since she still has her immortal in-game body!++++++System [Stickers are also gigolos, don't be a gigolo, beware]++++++"What do you mean?" Yun Yi was puzzled when various beast girls took turns to attack her. The furry feast and the cool, pleasant touch made her eyes light up.++++++++—Hey, it smells so good!++++++Behind the allure, countless shining souls also led her to gradually gain a firm foothold and build her own "home" on this land. ++++++Mechas, space fortresses, aerospace fleets, heroic spirit systems... Yun Yi also brought a devastating turn for his lovers and for the world. ++++++++++This book is also known as "We agreed to a contract to live off the rich, but why did you give it all away for free?", "Is there something wrong with always being confessed to by a wealthy sponsor?", "Huh? Why is all of Terra working for me?"

At Qingcheng No. 1 High School, there are two well-known students: one is called Song Man, the other Chu Fengqiu.

Song Man is the “top troublemaker” of the parallel class—skips classes, misbehaves, and ranks last academically, the chaotic little devil of the school.

Chu Fengqiu is the top student of the Zhiyuan class—excellent grades, beautiful appearance, and a goddess who excels at both violin and piano.

Normally, these two had nothing to do with each other, until one day, Chu Fengqiu saw Song Man casually solve a high-difficulty Olympiad math problem that had taken her ten minutes to figure out, with complicated steps.

Chu Fengqiu: ???

This girl must be hiding something!

From then on, Qingcheng No. 1 High School had big news: the goddess of the Zhiyuan class was now chasing after the school’s little devil and wouldn’t let go!

♂ Shocking! The top student and the class loser meet in the little forest… just to… do their homework from the “Five Three” workbook! ♂

Lighthearted school story, chaotic and lively youth with a natural filter

Content tags: Love at first sight, enemies-to-lovers, perfect match, sweet story, lighthearted

Perspective: Protagonist Song Man interacting with Chu Fengqiu; supporting roles: “Five Three” workbook, Huanggang small exercises

Other: Sweet story

One-line summary: Have you finished your homework yet?

[Double Cleansing + Transformation + Yandere Cultivation + Simulation + Lily Sticking]

(The protagonist later transforms into the girl Su Xing~)

Su Qiong accidentally traveled to the world of "Song of the Starry Sky" script.

Also awakened the golden finger - the beautiful life simulator!

Be able to get anything in the simulation from it!

But, how come I turned into a girl in the first simulation! And the simulated me was actually a female ghost!

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It was not until she completely turned into Su Xing in the simulator that she realized that the self in the simulator had become reality!

What made her scalp tingle even more was that the well-behaved "sister" beside her was actually a hidden yandere girl!

"Sister, can you try running again?"

"Next time, I'll keep you 'fixed' to me forever."

"It's not you, don't mess around!!!"

This story is basically about someone going back to the past to help their younger self. But they go a little overboard, and as a result, their past self ends up falling in love with their present self. Then it’s all “No, no, we can’t do this!”… and things get messy from there…

Innocent younger x all-knowing-but-silent older

HE (Happy Ending), school life, reincarnation, self-top x self-bottom

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Tags: youth and romance, fated love, bickering couple, proximity romance

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An Yue

Shi Mingyuan

(Supporting characters have been eaten by the author.)

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One-line summary: You are the unwavering love of my life.

Theme: Hand in hand, let’s create a beautiful new life.