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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.

"Book Orange" Is there really a way to deal with a bad-tempered girlfriend while saving the world?

Sixty years ago, after the Human-Demon War ended, a barrier appeared between the human world and the demon world, separating the two races and entering a brief era of peace.

A year ago, humans suspected that the demons were plotting an evil plan and sent one of their best fighters to the demon world to perform a mission, but she disappeared without a trace.

They could never have imagined that the reason for her disappearance was simply because...

she had a lovely demon girlfriend.

Now, a year later, humans are taking action again. Next

, she has to face:

her ex-girlfriend who may nuclear-bomb the demon world at any time.

The rookie junior sent by humans to perform the mission.

The daughter of the most mysterious demon ruler.

And her bad-tempered succubus girlfriend.

In short, do your best... Magical Girl, Ye Shi.

A skilled debt collector x a spoiled young lady. When Lin Lang was diligently pursuing his career and sprinting from a net worth of tens of millions to hundreds of millions, he woke up in the middle of the night and found that he was a background board that appeared in the form of a tombstone in a book. After learning that he was a cannon fodder who didn't even survive the first episode, Lin Lang punched the bed. How to deal with so many scumbags? Lin Lang took out a golf club inlaid with 24k gold, with elegant shape, smooth lines, max hitting force, and crisp and pleasant sound. Let's start by knocking down the scumbag and rescuing Gu Qingci, who was killed by the vicious female supporting role/ultimate villain. Planning to get along with the villain

This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

[Double female protagonists][Travel through a book][Growing up on campus][Gentle and awkward mutual crush][Slow-burn 1v1]

Meng Liujing died in the darkness of the octagonal cage. When she opened her eyes again, she was given a chance at a new life. But the price was that she had to help the heroine of this world avoid the original plot. There was always a price to pay, and Meng Liujing gladly accepted it.

When she first met Wei Qingzhou, she spoke up to help, but Wei Qingzhou said coldly, "Don't bother with such trivial matters next time."

After school started, everyone was both respectful and fearful of Wei Qingzhou. She dragged her desk over and sat next to him, a position she held for years. One day, when she mentioned that cold remark again, Wei Qingzhou replied, "Since then, I have never once refused your kindness."

From a worldly perspective, Wei Qingzhou was not a happy child. Abandoned by her father at a young age, she began to be bullied by her father's daughter, who was born after marrying into her family, since she was in junior high school.

But from one day on, whenever she encountered trouble, there was always a careless person standing in front of her. He gave her protection, a sense of security, and a friendship she had never imagined. With the arrival of this person, her world was opened up and became more vibrant.

Wei Qingzhou was grateful and thanked her, but Meng Liujing said, "Why thank me? It's too troublesome."

So Wei Qingzhou changed the word "thank you" into another sentence and filled up several notebooks with it again and again.

She wrote, "Meng Liujing, thank you for bothering you. Then, Meng Liujing, peace all year round."

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Later, Meng Liujing saw the words filled with her name and answered her on the last page:

[You are where I come from, and where my heart belongs]

The extremely powerful and awkward Xiao Meng x the soft and weak Xiao Wei

An Xu opened his eyes and found that he was in a world with both ABO and supernatural abilities.

She pinched her face hard, but it didn’t hurt at all.

So this female alpha and lightning power user happily thought,

It’s rare to have such an interesting dream, and I’m blunt. (=￣ω￣=)

A painless aristocratic girl who traveled to the world of ABO+ supernatural powers,

The mentally retarded otaku who thinks he is dreaming, lives as he pleases in another world,

I mistakenly hit the promotion and salary to be a unparalleled king.

Female A male O, simple and rude middle school girl (female lead/alpha) X feeds a tiger brain to make up a knight (male lead/omega), cool writing, puppy blood when falling in love.

An Xu: Hey, am I not a teacher of justice?

Chris: ……………

Everyone: (No, no, I don’t think it looks like the villain’s side is better!!)

hint:

1. ABO world view, female A male O (say important things twice);

2. The heroine thought she was dreaming, and for a long time has been the crazy devil king in the eyes of everyone, and she is absolutely not pure and flawless in terms of morality

3. The hero Chris is a growth-type holy father, gradually evolving

The above points should be cautious, if you can’t accept the setting, please let it go

Content tags: strong female power soul conversion knight and sword

Search keywords: Protagonist: An Xu (Anna Sullivan), Chris Field ┃ Supporting roles: Nancy, Esther, etc. ┃ Others: female A male O, female attack, cool text, invisible pretense, brain Complementary heroes, ABOs, abilities

This story is basically about someone going back to the past to help their younger self. But they go a little overboard, and as a result, their past self ends up falling in love with their present self. Then it’s all “No, no, we can’t do this!”… and things get messy from there…

Innocent younger x all-knowing-but-silent older

HE (Happy Ending), school life, reincarnation, self-top x self-bottom

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Tags: youth and romance, fated love, bickering couple, proximity romance

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An Yue

Shi Mingyuan

(Supporting characters have been eaten by the author.)

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One-line summary: You are the unwavering love of my life.

Theme: Hand in hand, let’s create a beautiful new life.

Here’s the situation.

I’m usually a character in a book.

My mission is—to save the female supporting characters that readers love the most.

What makes things more complicated is that I’m a character in many books.

This means I face a lot of challenges every day.

Luckily, I have a cheat—though I can’t see the original text, I can see the comments for each book.

It’s just… I really wish the readers could be a bit more serious sometimes.

That would help me guess the plot more quickly and accurately.

Reader A: Wow, the male lead is about to pilot a Gundam.

Reader B: 2333 What male lead? Isn’t this supposed to be a girl’s love story?

Luo Qingtan: Gundam???

Reader C: Did the author take the day off today?

Reader D: If this keeps up, isn’t Yogurt going to die?

Luo Qingtan: Update diligently, will you! Also, who the heck is Yogurt?

Reader E: Xiao Bai is so cute, mwa mwa~

Reader F: Want to earn money online? Search XXXXX...

Luo Qingtan: What’s cute about that? I’m scared to death QAQ Also, stop posting ads in the comments, TTTTT

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【Important Notes】

1. Quick transmigration; CP (couple pairing) is always the same person

2. 1v1; hardworking, front-line female lead × female supporting character who always appears in unpredictable forms

3. Updates at 8 PM every night; all other times are for fixing typos

4. Includes a cheat ability

5. To be continued…

Tags: Fantasy Realm, Infinite Flow, Eastern Fantasy, Western Fantasy

Search Keywords: Main Character: Luo Qingtan ┃ Supporting Role: Female supporting characters ┃ Others: Quick transmigration, power fantasy, leveling up, sweet romance

Lu Zhiwei, a marginalized nobody.

Unloved by her parents, with no friends or close family, she’s drifted through life all alone.

Her presence is so faint that even if someone bumped into her, they probably wouldn’t even realize they’d hit a person.

Her life has been nothing short of tragic and absurd.

Until one day, a “Male Lead Halo” came crashing down on her head—

And her life took a complete turn.

Along with it came a thing called the System.

The System demanded she take up the post of protagonist immediately, do what the male lead was supposed to do, and fix the world’s storyline.

Lu Zhiwei: ?

Lu Zhiwei: This is ridiculous, I’m a girl!

System (not listening): Doesn’t matter. If you don’t complete the mission, I’ll zap you.

Lu Zhiwei, terrified of pain: Got it, bro. No problem, bro.

But the more missions she completed, the more they realized something was off.

The female lead—

was absolutely, completely, not following the script!

System: ?

Lu Zhiwei, with a great attitude, even tried to comfort the system: Just let it go. If I can be the male lead, why can’t the female lead be a little rebellious?

System: I CAN’T let it go!!

This female lead with maxed-out evasion stats is way too ridiculous!!

In the end, the rebellious and absurd female lead finally followed the script—

She fell in love with the “male lead.”