Games, funny, no CP.

A deep-sea mermaid who was ready to take revenge on "humans" because of pollution was kicked out of her home because she ate too much. As a result, she became addicted to milk tea, fried chicken, games, and live broadcasts in the human world, and completely forgot about revenge.

Pink hair, salty fish, but edible!

Until a ship salvaged a mysterious statue, and the survival game began.

She was originally playing badly in the human world, but was caught as a human and put into a "survival game".

Cursing the system: "I'm a mermaid! I'm not a human! You caught the wrong fish!"

The compensation can be obtained to upgrade the "Octopus Puppet". The moment she saw the puppet, she thought, "It's so small that it's not enough to eat!"

Fortunately, the octopus puppet was very capable and saved the fish's life... but it also began a long life of exploitation.

From then on, system announcements became her personal show:

The chat channel went viral: Who the hell is this cheater/lucky guy?!

She was trying hard to survive, but one day she suddenly found that the boss she was going to fight looked a little familiar.

The one yawning in the thundercloud is... her grumpy mother!

The one who was drooling while sleeping with the shipwreck around him was her lazy dad!

The seaweed monster that is grinding its teeth (chewing on the reef) is her foodie brother!

Sitting in the center of the vortex... knitting an oversized sweater? It's her arrogant grandmother!

Pai Xingxing:??? So everyone in my family has a stable job, but I'm the only one who got fired?!

I! Don’t! Give up!

In the end, you are forced to survive and explore the truth of the survival game.

Haibara's high school teaching record is less than ideal. As a young high school teacher, her class has a very high rate of absenteeism, tardiness, and early departures. While the students appear well-behaved and obedient, they secretly save the world as magical girls. To reduce her class's absenteeism and get all the slacking magical girls back to school, Haibara decides to debut as a villainous magical girl. However, there's a problem with this process: the beautiful high school principal flirts with her. The magical girl queen views her as her undefiled white moonlight. And the villainous female leader of the villainous organization secretly desires her. "Teacher Haibara, you don't want your classmates to know you're a villain, do you?" Eventually, even her students begin to show their filial piety. The succubus teacher's path, a dignified series!

My name is Shula, a descendant of dragons who accidentally took a loli potion.

Because all the dragon stories I read had them kidnapping princesses, I figured I’d head to the royal capital and snatch one for myself.

I thought that’d be enough to fulfill my grand destiny as a dragon. But something felt… off the more I looked at her.

I happened to join a little adventurer party on the way, and there was this blonde girl about the same age as me. She didn’t look delicate or easy to bully at all—in fact, she looked insanely strong. And then…

“What the hell is that giant sword?! And what’s up with that title ‘Strongest Human Princess’?

Wait—what? You’re telling me she’s actually the princess?!”

“Why didn’t anyone tell me sooner?!”

And so, after a whirlwind of chaotic events, I ended up traveling with this “strongest human,” a healing priest, and a beast-eared girl we rescued, on a quest to defeat the Demon King and uncover the truth of the world.

…

“Hold on! Why the heck does she have the title ‘Dragon Princess’ now? That should be mine!”

“What? You’re saying ‘Dragon Princess’ actually means dragon rider? She doesn’t even have a dragon to ride—wait, she’s riding me?!”

[True horror game + absolutely unbelievable weird heroine + lighthearted and funny]

The horror game is coming, and people not only have to face the horror and weirdness and various rules, but also have to face serious spiritual pollution. Just when people can hardly bear it, a magical paper shop appears.

All products of the paper-making shop are of high quality.

The amulet can instantly clear all spiritual pollution.

The ghost-exorcising talisman can kill the weirdness instantly.

Even the paper money in the store can drive away evil.

…

"The paper-making shop has new products, hurry up and grab them!"

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Ma Xiaobian traveled through time and space to a parallel time and space, from a poor orphan, to a poor orphan who inherited a paper-making shop. As a psychology fraud suspect in preparation, she soon discovered that people in this world were quite superstitious. They kept shouting about ghosts, weird things, horror games, etc., and began to spend money desperately.

Superstition is good, and it’s easiest to make money from superstition!

She immediately started making talisman paper by hand, advertising it fraudulently, selling it at high prices, and she kept everyone she cheated saying nothing.

"Thank you so much, young boss!"

See, they even got to thank her.

Wen Chan, who had just retired from the Quick-Travel Villain Department, opened her eyes and found herself traveling again.

She remembered that when she was a villain, the system told her that after the mission was over, it would compensate her with various handsome men.

Ok, family, it’s finally her turn to have a sweet love!

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In the small town dungeon, players from all walks of life fight desperately with terrifying monsters just to get the key to pass the level from them.

Wen Chan hugged her trembling boyfriend and comforted him softly, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you."

In the cruise ship dungeon, players not only have to fight against sea monsters, but also have to prevent counterattacks from NPCs and players.

Wen Chan pulled her boyfriend, who was as soft as boneless, and whispered to him, "You must follow me closely, okay?"

In the ghost story copy, players from all walks of life abide by strange rules while exploring the truth and trying to escape.

Wen Chan went to watch the show with her timid boyfriend Gossip, "Remember not to play with this group of weird people, it makes you stupid just looking at them."

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While others are running for their lives, Wen Chan is looking for a partner.

While others were solving puzzles, Wen Chan was dating.

Player: "Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?"

Wen Chan's pupils were shocked: "Huh? Isn't this the welfare bureau given to me by the quick-travel system?"

Player: "Quick travel is a thing from hundreds of years ago. This is a horror game dungeon!"

Wen Chan: "..."

The "delicate" boyfriend behind her stretched out his dark tentacles and wrapped them around her waist: "Baby, I'm already clean, come and love me~"

Wen Chan: "I don't care! This is the benefit given to me!"

Players: “…”

This love-brained guy has a clear rate of 0, why is he still alive!

Walnut + Transformation + School + Lighthearted + Ensemble Cast + Slice of Life + Unpredictable + No Marriage Without a Hundred Pieces

Driven by a strong will to survive, Hu Tang activated the "Wang Sheng Tang Special Offer Trial Card" and exclaimed: "Want this blessing?!"

You start with a Walnut trial card and a bonus VIP membership for having the ability to see ghosts—instantly unlocking Hell difficulty mode: ghosts from all over the world are online and terrifying, but only Walnut can see them!

System Goal: Try not to die (SSS level); Method: Earn money to upgrade, promote business.

Thus, Hu Tao, who possessed the SSS-level spiritual weapon [Homa Staff], embarked on a diligent yet utterly deceptive sales journey.

She promoted meal packages while the God of War was recovering from his injuries, she handed out flyers when her classmates were awakening, and she negotiated collaborations when supernatural beings caused trouble.

Academy Instructor: "Hu Tao! This is the Spirit Martial Awakening event, not your business development meeting!"

Mo Yuan, the God of War: "Can this medicine be returned?"

The spirits cried out, "Don't come any closer!"

In order to expand its business, Walnut had to abandon the main business of Wangshengtang and start new projects, such as Wangshengtang-themed barbecue, Wangshengtang-themed teaching and instruction, and Wangshengtang-themed haunted house...

Until one day, when Hu Tao stood at the pinnacle of this world, he discovered that Wang Sheng Tang's business empire had spread all over the world.

When Sang Chu was killed by people from the same base in the end of the world, he accidentally boarded a strange train.

When I woke up again, I was in another world!

The train elf told her that there was only one way to survive - work hard to make money!

So - when someone asked if they could buy the scrap metal from her.

Sang Chu: Hesitation for even a second is disrespectful to money!

Are monsters valuable?

Sangchu: Go out of the city and hunt down the monsters!

I failed to awaken my superpowers in the last days, but unexpectedly I awakened them in another world!

However, the train actually forces people to return to the end of the world.

But it’s okay, she has money now!

Buy fruits, vegetables, and clean water!

Hover cars, optical computers, and other high-tech items are all included!

Back in the apocalypse, she wants to build her own paradise base!

Need to pay double the premium for your next train trip?

Don't worry, we found a spirit stone mine in the end times, we have plenty of money!

[Lighthearted and humorous][System protagonist plus reborn protagonist][Female-centric][High-level martial arts][Universal starry sea world view][Meme-filled][Fast-paced]

My name is Zhang Youyou. In my past life, I was a cool, handsome, and aloof male otaku with a withdrawn personality, severe social anxiety, and a dislike for conversation. I never imagined that I would be given a time-travel permit and become a girl!

Holy crap! What kind of start is this? The second brother gets the system?!

Reborn Empress Luo Yuxuan: No, this little fool who spent twelve years with me in the orphanage, how come he's so... cruel when he makes a move.

Zhang Youyou: Immortal Technique. Heavenly Flame Funeral. Starfall. Kun Multiplier!

Looking at the strange beast whose sky suddenly darkened: Huh? Ah? I'll hit her, really? ???

Beast 1: Answer me, why? Why? Although she didn't start by going head-to-head with us in terms of stamina, and was a weak newbie, you didn't say that this crazy woman's mana bar was bottomless!

Beast 2: Look my eyes, answer me! Can you beat them? Ah, yes, yes, yes!

Beast: Huh? Why are you so concerned about cultivation level? It'll corrupt this little ancestor's strength!

……………

Heaven and man are at war, the universe is at war.

Above the vast universe, divine thoughts illuminate all realms; I am the being of concepts.

After finishing her daily tasks, Zhang Youyou was pulled into the women's bathhouse by Luo Yuxuan during her free time: ? !! It seems I've turned into a woman... Not bad?

In the world of the second female lead, she gives her all for the main character group, only to end up with a tragic, empty-handed fate.

Jiang Li’s mission is to cherish this often-overlooked love and dedication.

However, when binding to a system, an accident occurs—

She mistakenly binds to the Yandere System!!

The system states: Jiang Li must express love to the second female lead with Yandere-style quotes.

“Host, please say to the target with loving eyes: ‘If you don’t listen, I will gouge your eyes out and keep them as my treasure.’”

“Host, please say, while wet, to the target: ‘I love you, so I must lock you up.’”

...

Jiang Li: Help! Where’s the civilized, harmonious society I live in!?

But the system is already bound. Jiang Li looks at the cold, moonlit-eyed heiress, the alluring and dark regent, and the scheming stepsister...

She has no choice but to bite the bullet.

However, after Jiang Li exhausts all her efforts to show them "Yandere love," the second female lead indeed stops loving the main character group, but Jiang Li is horrified to realize—

The second female lead, who used to be docile and affectionate, now stares at her with chilling, cold eyes after she expresses the desire to leave.

When Jiang Li realizes something’s wrong and starts packing to leave:

"Li Li, where do you think you're going?" A low, dangerous voice murmurs near her ear. The woman’s soft chest presses against her back, and her arm tightens around her waist and abdomen.

"Will you be obedient and stay by my side? Will you love me forever, until death? Will you cling to me for a lifetime? Wasn’t this what you said?"

"You said the disobedient must be locked in a room forever, didn't you~?"

A cold, woody fragrance surrounds Jiang Li. Listening to the familiar words she once said, she freezes, too scared to move:

Help! What happens when pretending to be a Yandere meets a real crazy person!?

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[World One: Cold Heiress]

The first time Jiang Li meets Luo Yihuan, she’s standing in the Luo family’s garden, a figure like a painting, as pure and cold as mountain water. More graceful than the morning dew on the flowers.

In front of this beauty, Jiang Li, holding the Yandere script, feels her mind blacken—

“Will you soak in formalin and become my true love?”

Jiang Li, with porcelain-like skin, turns red as she struggles to make Luo Yihuan give up the main character group and begin to love life.

When she believes the task is complete, she makes one fatal mistake—

After using a soothing fragrance, Jiang Li is locked in a small dark room with an iron chain. She’s panicking, falling off the bed, and when she looks closely at what’s beside her—

It’s formalin!

The sound of high heels approaches. Luo Yihuan has completely torn off her previous cold and gentle facade, her eyes dark with possessiveness as she gazes at the disheveled Jiang Li. She gently brushes Jiang Li’s neck.

“Dr. Jiang, Li Li, my little pear... So many people want my treasure...”

“I’ve been so obedient, listening to you,” a warm breath hits Jiang Li’s ear, and the voice drops dangerously, “But you... you haven’t been obedient at all.”

That night, the sound of metal clashing echoed, and Jiang Li couldn’t rest. She only remembers the woman’s satisfied, wicked laughter.

[World Two: Charming, Dark Regent]

A powerful minister who ascended to power and controls the court, one of the world’s greatest conspirators...

Jiang Li, enchanted by the titles placed upon the second female lead, enters the regent’s estate disguised as a princess pretending to be a dancer.

In her role as a princess, Jiang Li, with long fingers holding a fan, strikes it against Lu Yihuan’s cheek, and as she leans close, her breath shakes those around her. Her peach blossom eyes sparkle with mist.

She says: “If you don’t want me, how about you gouge out these eyes that I adore?”

In the role of a dancer, Jiang Li, with a thin red veil that can’t conceal her slender figure, stumbles into the arms of a man, her silk sleeve brushing against his chin, gently lifting it.

She says: “You think I’m a nobody, but your heart and soul belong to me.”

Later,

When her identity is exposed, the emperor issues a decree to marry her off.

That night, Lu Yihuan enters Jiang Li’s palace, pushing her to the window, where outside, fifty thousand guards stand. Inside, Lu Yihuan buries her face in Jiang Li’s neck, breathing heavily.

The dress Jiang Li wore earlier is torn and scattered on the floor, with only a red veil covering her eyes, rising and falling with her breaths.

“Your Highness, you’ve taken my body and soul. How dare you leave?”

Lu Yihuan’s eyes burn with chilling possessiveness.

[World Three: Scheming, Green Tea Stepmother]

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Before You Read:

1. This is a 1v1 story, always with the same person.

2. The author firmly holds up the flag of sweetness.

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Scheming, Beautiful Step-mother (No legal relation)

Gradually Scheming Neighbor Tenant

Spoiled Mute Sister

Republican Childhood Sweethearts

Content Tags: Exclusive Love, System, Sweet, Quick Transmigration, Light-hearted, Universal Appeal

Main Character’s Perspective: Jiang Li

Interaction: Various Crazy Women in Each World

One-Sentence Synopsis: I'm a fake Yandere, but she’s a real psycho.

Theme: Love is about tolerance.