What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

A story about transmigrating to become a member of the Uchiha clan, the same age as Hatake Kakashi, and in order to change the tragic fate of the Uchiha clan, stirring up chaos throughout the ninja world, ultimately becoming the greatest mastermind behind the scenes.

“The ninja clans are organizing protests alongside civilians?

Then these aren’t ordinary villagers anymore, we must strike hard.”

“The night of revolution was short, but its brilliance will last a long time.

And that brilliance — I, Uchiha Douguang, will not keep to myself.”

In the 57th year of Konoha, Uchiha Douguang launched a coup and rose to power, becoming the Hidden Leaf's Fifth Hokage.

From that day on, the sun rose once more, dispelling the long night that had shrouded the village for over half a century.

Traveling to the simple folk city of Gotham, you have awakened the ability to get rewards for doing good deeds!

Helping an old lady cross the street, kindness +1

Feeding homeless children, kindness +10

From then on, Roland decided to be a good priest and devote himself to doing good deeds for the citizens of Gotham.

Until he found out...

Changing the riddles of the Riddler into jokes, kindness +50

Use farmyard manure on Poison Ivy, kindness +100

Break Bane's spine, kindness +200

Destroy the Joker's plan, kindness +1000

Roland decided to devote himself to the cause of causing trouble for the villains of Gotham.

In the 63rd year of Konoha, just a few days after the new generation of ninjas graduated, a huge black curtain like a movie screen suddenly appeared in the ninja world.

Just as countries were in a turmoil and on alert, the dark curtain came to light.

Starting from "Naruto's Death".

"Actually, I'm telling the truth." After traveling to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs, Su Sui awakened a superpower: hypnosis. But he can only hypnotize himself. This seemingly useless ability made him a well-known "big liar". Scarecrow: "Why doesn't my fear gas have any effect?! What kind of monster are you?!" Su Sui: "Strictly speaking, I'm an alien." Batman: "Such an obvious lie, but the polygraph didn't react at all." Su Sui: "It was just a joke, why are you always so serious?" Poison Ivy: "From the beginning, you have been pretending to be controlled by me?" Su Sui: "I haven't pretended for that long..." Wonder Woman: "The Lasso of Truth will make your lies invisible!" Su Sui: "I have indeed witnessed your growth with my own eyes, from a little girl...

Li Chengfeng traveled through time and obtained the agent system.

As a member of the FBI, every time he successfully solves a case, he can randomly gain an ability from the target of the mission.

While being surprised, Li Chengfeng discovered the problem.

Someone escaped from Fox River Prison. There is a small town near Boston called Storybook Town.

Wild animals attack people in the suburbs of Raccoon City, and tourists continue to go missing in Silent Hill.

Bruce Wayne's gossip was broadcast on TV, and then the host laughed and compared him to another playboy, Tony Stark.

Sitting behind the director's desk is a one-eyed black-salted egg.

His first task was to go to Arkham Asylum to act as an HR and recruit Harley Quinn.

Li Chengfeng: "Uh, Fury, do you think I still have a chance if I apply to be transferred back to my hometown now?"

What is the first priority after rebirth? Is it money? Beauty? Supreme glory? If the new student named Gotham, there is only one answer: survive. And achieving this goal is extremely difficult. Fortunately, there is a shortcut. You just need to hold on to the thigh of the old bat. The only problem is... "I am a bad guy..."

Reincarnated into the world of Naruto as the last heir of the forgotten Gekkō Clan, Hoshiyomi only wanted a quiet life.

One year later, he stands before Madara Uchiha, blade in hand.

"Back then, Might Guy nearly ended everything with a single kick. Then me, cutting through Limbo with a sword? No big deal." With the Sword Heart System, he will master every blade, rewrite destiny, and forge a new legend in the ninja world.

At the clan meeting of the Uchiha clan, the radicals and conservatives of the Uchiha clan were arguing endlessly, while the centrist Uchiha Tomitake was in the middle of the mud.

At this moment, Uchiha Ember stepped in and said loudly:

"Three factions of a family, isn't this a betrayal of the ancestors!」

"From today on, the Uchiha clan only needs to have my voice!」

"After I finish speaking, who is in favor and who is against?」

……

On the night of Nine Tails, Danzo led the root ninjas to surround the Uchiha clan land. Root Ninja: "By the order of Master Hokage, the Uchiha clan is not allowed to go out tonight!」 Uchiha Ember lined up and sneered:

"Which Hokage order did you take?" "Is it the four generations of Hokage who are fighting hard, the three generations of Hokage who have retired, or that...