[Slacking Off + System + Lighthearted + Comedy + Daily Life + Master-Disciple] The protagonist, Ye Chen, transmigrates into the cultivation world, but his cultivation talent is mediocre. One day, after getting drunk and passing out on the roadside, he’s picked up by a beautiful master and brought to Lingyun Peak. Thinking his great opportunity has arrived, he has no idea that his gorgeous master doesn’t actually teach him cultivation at all—instead, she just treats him as a free security guard...

Day by day, Ye Chen comes to terms with reality and stops working hard at cultivation, starting his laid-back, slacker life in the Tianxuan Sect... until one day, he is forcibly bound to a system...

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

[High-level martial arts + slow start + godhood] In this high-level martial arts world, doing push-ups is considered a waste of time and life. My sister taunted me, "I heard that you are so free that you even do push-ups?" Mission: Standard push-ups (9991042/10000000) will open the road to godhood after completion! What does this mean? After doing 10 million push-ups, he can open the road to godhood? This is a high-level martial arts world where martial arts are flourishing. There are secret realms full of dangers and alien creatures that compete with humans. In this world where strength is king, Lin Jiuyan has persisted for more than ten years and finally completed the 10 millionth push-up today... He has opened the road to godhood... Can he really become a god?

When he opened his eyes, Chen Ji had become a low-level casual cultivator in the market town.

It’s a pity that Chen Ji’s poor talent of low-grade mixed spiritual roots made his path of cultivation very difficult.

Fortunately, with the help of a [Wordless Book] that you can progress through, as long as you work hard, you will be rewarded!

[Making talismans], [refining weapons], to protect oneself.

[Alchemy], [array formation], stealing the power of heaven.

[Raising silkworms], [making poisonous insects], and other strange and unusual arts.

There is also [divination], [stargazing], [immortal patterns], [casting spells], [raising ghosts], [making puppets], [taking pulses], [observing qi]...

elixirs, weapons, talismans and arrays, all of which are mastered, and all the methods in the world can be mastered at will.

Chen Ji found another way. He started from cultivating the hundred arts of immortality, practiced immortality steadily, and managed the land. Finally, he found a way to the heavens!

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The world has changed so much, and a hundred thousand years are just the blink of an eye.

In a trance, looking back suddenly, Chen Ji suddenly realized that he had become the Lord of All Arts who had ruled the world for eternity.

"I heard that Daozu Jiuyuan's fire magic is stronger than his water magic. Is that true?"

"Each Daozu has cultivated a path to perfection. Each has his own emphasis. It's normal."

"What about you, Tianzun?" "

Me? I know a little bit of everything,"

Chen Ji said with a chuckle.

[Steady], [Ordinary Flow], [Farming Management], [Cultivating Immortal Arts]

It was just because when I was reading the novel of Honghuang, I cursed the Styx for living such a pathetic life! My eyes went dark, and I became the Styx that had just transformed in Honghuang. Facing the surging sea of ​​blood, the Styx decided that from now on, he would no longer practice the way of killing, but the way of blood instead.

With the help of the strengthening beads in the sea of ​​consciousness, the Styx began to develop secretly in the sea of ​​blood.

Finally one day, everything that happened in the sea of ​​blood attracted the attention of everyone in the prehistoric world.

Sanqing; "Why is this sea of ​​blood so magnificent? Who is the true descendant of Pangu?"

Jie Yin: "Fellow Daoist Minghe...please teach me..."

Zhunti: "Senior Minghe, please spare me for my brother's sake. I am willing to serve you at my utmost..."

Nuwa: "Fellow Daoist Minghe... Minghe, I want to discuss the way of creation with you!"

……

Looking at the boundless sea of ​​blood in front of him that looked like a holy land, Minghe's eyes showed a little confusion.

"I really didn't think..."

"The Blood Sea is the holy land of the prehistoric world?!"

After Bai Zhen died suddenly, he was reborn in the prehistoric period and became the first fox in the world. Let's see how Bai Zhen leads the fox clan to rise. He is no longer the existence that everyone can bully!

The souls of later generations entered the wilderness and went through many great disasters. Some of them experienced vicissitudes of life and proved their truth, while others became a member of the list of gods. The Tao is ruthless, but people are kind. After going through many disasters, I know today that I am myself.

[No system][With a female protagonist][Slow to warm up][Traditional][Online logic][No conspiracy theory][Private changes]

He traveled to the ancient world. The good news was that he was an innate creature and his reputation would be recorded in legends of later generations. The bad news was that what left behind his reputation was the golden dragon shears, a treasure made from his corpse, rather than the Yin-Yang Dragon, which was born from his innate yin and yang energies when he was alive.

The confluence of Yin and Yang is called Yuan, and the change of Yin and Yang is called Yi. Yuan Yi, as a congenital creature born and raised by nature, should have been blessed with great fortune and good luck. However, his origin was contaminated with evil spirit, and the auspicious purple aura on his body was so thick that it was black. Yuan Yi believed that judging people by their appearance was superficial. Although his purple aura was black, his heart was toward the holy path!

At this moment, the overall situation of the prehistoric world has been determined. The most important thing now is to survive the disaster and avoid being killed by the future saint Tongtian, who will refine the treasure and give it to the three sisters to take away the saint.

How to protect oneself is a problem. There is no hope relying on oneself, the only option is to seek help from others.

But who can protect him from the future saint Tongtian?

Which thigh can he hold on to? Yuan Yi finally came to the conclusion that the person who tied the bell must untie it. The only person who can stop Tongtian from killing him and using his corpse to refine treasures is himself.

"I just want to find a chance to survive and make a living in this turbulent world."

Gradually, Yuan Yi discovered that this primitive world was different from what he knew.

But some things are already destined, and when you are in them, it is hard to tell the truth from the false.

"You seek a ray of hope for yourself, and you are that ray of hope."

The inconspicuous butterfly fluttered its weak wings gently, and ripples spread across the long river of time, gathering into waves...

Traveling through the ancient times, Lin Yang became the third son of Yuan Feng, a phoenix egg, soaking in the magma of the Immortal Volcano.

It is also bound to a golden finger of the god-level selection system.

"Ding, the God-level Selection System begins issuing novice tasks: immediately transform into a human form and become the new leader of the Phoenix Clan."

"Choice 1: Accept the mission and you will be rewarded with the 12th-grade Pure World White Lotus."

"Choice 2: Reject the mission and you will be rewarded with one of the Five Innate Flags, the Lidi Yanguang Flag."

Faced with the choice given by the system, Lin Yang hesitated for a while, then decisively chose to refuse...