Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly
This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day
Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.
Motto: I can do whatever I want!
After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.
Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"
After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.
Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"
In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.
American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"
Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."
American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"
Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."
American Customs: “????”
Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"
Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."
American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"
Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."
The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.
Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"
The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"
[Slacking Off + System + Lighthearted + Comedy + Daily Life + Master-Disciple] The protagonist, Ye Chen, transmigrates into the cultivation world, but his cultivation talent is mediocre. One day, after getting drunk and passing out on the roadside, he’s picked up by a beautiful master and brought to Lingyun Peak. Thinking his great opportunity has arrived, he has no idea that his gorgeous master doesn’t actually teach him cultivation at all—instead, she just treats him as a free security guard...
Day by day, Ye Chen comes to terms with reality and stops working hard at cultivation, starting his laid-back, slacker life in the Tianxuan Sect... until one day, he is forcibly bound to a system...
The souls of later generations entered the wilderness and went through many great disasters. Some of them experienced vicissitudes of life and proved their truth, while others became a member of the list of gods. The Tao is ruthless, but people are kind. After going through many disasters, I know today that I am myself.
When I woke up, I actually traveled through time and became one of the ten innate spiritual roots in the prehistoric world.
The explosion of the Western Spiritual Vein is imminent. After this catastrophe, one will be led to practice the Six Pure Bamboos...
There was no time left, and it was impossible to transform. Kuzhu had no choice but to embark on a path of stealing the origin of the ancient world and creating his own path.
In this ancient world, the devil is stealing, the way of heaven is stealing, and Hongjun is also stealing. What’s the harm if I add one more?
[Primitive World + No System + No Conspiracy Theory]
A wisp of purple air inexplicably traveled to the chaotic Pangu creation period and combined with the Twelve-Rank Pure World White Lotus, and threw itself into the sea of blood and became Taichu Taoist, the younger brother of Minghe, the lord of the sea of blood.
At the beginning, Taichu just wanted to change the Blood Sea's title as the garbage can of the prehistoric world. However, at some point, many creatures in the prehistoric world began to regard the Blood Sea as a holy place, and even saints would stare at the Blood Sea from time to time.
Taichu also unknowingly discovered that life in the ancient times was not as simple as he thought. Even saints were stuck in the quagmire without knowing it.
He felt that the entire primitive world was filled with endless mysteries.
Is Hongjun the mastermind behind the destruction of the ancient world as later conspiracy theorists believe, or is he a flawless saint?
And what is the truth behind the saint's destruction of the wilderness during the Battle of the Gods?
Did Pangu really fall? What was the real reason for the creation of the primitive world?
Taichu felt that this ancient world was full of countless mysteries, and what choice should Taichu make when all the mysteries were revealed.
In this year, Ji Jingqiu was sixteen years old.
To survive, he meditated upon the Inferno of the Burning House and planted a sacred Bodhi tree, thus embarking on the path of martial cultivation.
Many years later—
A brilliant radiance suddenly rose, illuminating endless darkness.
A towering ancient tree stood verdant and majestic, its canopy vast like an umbrella. Glazed divine light soared into the heavens, supporting a sacred land of a divine kingdom, spanning across countless eons, illuminating the Three Realms and the Ten Directions.
On this day,
All those who practiced martial arts looked up,
like mayflies gazing upon the sky.
…
"Within me grows a Bodhi tree—personally planted when I first set foot on the martial path. Now, it stands vast and towering."
"I have witnessed all that exists in this world—there is none like me."
"That year, I pored over the annals of history. There were no years recorded in those texts, yet as I read them over and over, I saw eight words—
‘The storms of the world, all rise from our generation.’"
…
—Excerpt from The Martial Sun of This Era: The Autobiography of Ji Jingqiu.
Gu Yun traveled through time and space and
joined the Xuantian Sect. He braved the wind and frost, stepped on the dead bones, and forged ahead.
With the golden finger of God's reward for hard work, you will get
what you sow. If you persist, you will achieve something, and it will be proven forever.
Many years later, looking back, countless Tianjiao,
thousand-year-old demons, and ten-thousand-year-old monsters are all dust.
Going up the high building alone, looking at the end of the world, on the road to climbing to the top, Yu Yu walked alone.
Suddenly looking back, he had become the supreme Taoist who suppressed the world and made decisions for eternity!
hrough the prehistoric world, Lin Yang became a gourd vine, one of the top ten spirit roots, and was able to determine the god-level selection system.
"Choose 1: Transform into a form and become a world, and participate in the disaster, you can get a drop of ancient essence and blood."
"Choose 2: Reject the transformation and stay in the original place, and you can get a pool of three lights and divine water."
Transformation? What's the best thing about transformation?
And I have a piece of vines and what is the use of ancient essence and blood for me? Of course, it does not transform and stays.
What a disaster, it's a horrible thing...
Fang Xuan traveled to the Immortal Era when the laws of heaven and earth were perfect, and awakened the enlightenment-defying system.
Knowing the direction of future generations, he directly practiced the method of covering the sky, opened the five secret realms of the human body, and used his body as a seed.
Since then.
Fang Xuan embarked on an invincible path that surpassed the immortals.
[You review the scriptures of past lives, understand the mysterious meaning of the world, witness the life and death of Yin and Yang, gain natural insights in your heart, and create a Tao Sutra and Heart Dharma. 】
[You observe the original bones, read the Elephant Man Shen Jue, draw parallels from analogy, and create the supreme power of the Divine Elephant Prison Suppressing Power. 】
[You combine thousands of treasures, continue to deduce, and create the most powerful nine secrets. 】
【...】
Countless years later.
Fang Xuan stands on the long river of time, looking back on the eternal road, alone with the road.
"I am Emperor Xuan, and all heavens worship me!"
Traveling through the ancient times, Lin Yang became the third son of Yuan Feng, a phoenix egg, soaking in the magma of the Immortal Volcano.
It is also bound to a golden finger of the god-level selection system.
"Ding, the God-level Selection System begins issuing novice tasks: immediately transform into a human form and become the new leader of the Phoenix Clan."
"Choice 1: Accept the mission and you will be rewarded with the 12th-grade Pure World White Lotus."
"Choice 2: Reject the mission and you will be rewarded with one of the Five Innate Flags, the Lidi Yanguang Flag."
Faced with the choice given by the system, Lin Yang hesitated for a while, then decisively chose to refuse...