He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

"I teach physics. I have never taught them magic. I have never slapped the evil god, kicked the devil, or knocked down the kingdom of God. All the rumors about me are slanders without any basis." said Ren Tesla. explain.

After he finished speaking, regardless of the shivering gods and demons all over the sky, his eldest disciple Tang Si said to all the Dharma brothers and sisters: "Master, his [low-key syndrome] has struck again. Remember, what Master says is from his mouth. Things that sound ridiculous are actually true."

All the junior brothers and sisters agreed and nodded in unison!

Traveling across the prehistoric continent, Qingxuan became Jianmu, one of the ten innate spiritual roots. This was the Jianmu that was cut down during the era of the Five Emperors.

Fortunately, there is always a way out. Qingxuan successfully transformed with the help of the system.

He was bound to the salted fish system, and he just wanted to lie down and relax. Unexpectedly, the goddess Nuwa did not follow the rules of martial arts and actually eavesdropped on his thoughts.

"The laws of nature are unpredictable. If you don't become a saint, you will end up as an ant."

This makes me laugh to death. If you use the Hongmeng Purple Qi to become a saint, you will become an ant.

Nuwa: “???”

“Sect Master, this year’s continent sect competition, our sect disciples won first place again!”

Chu Yuan, “Kick! All the disciples out. Kicked them out of the sect!!”

“Sect Master, we can’t kick anyone anymore! I was kicked out before. All of the disciples have established a holy land for cultivation, and if you kick anyone down, the holy land on the continent will be all occupied by our sect…”

Chu Yuan, “???” I really just want to teach and waste the disciple! ! Why are you all playing me!!

Follow Chen Ming as he accepts disciples, establishes a sect, and fights his way in a world that deems him as cannon fodder.

He goes against any common sense using his wits and novel know-how to finish missions and arm himself against his cruel fate.

Chen Xuan crossed into a dragonfly in Mingshuize.

It takes a long time for the dragon to turn into a dragon. The heavenly disaster, the seal, and the dragonfly are dangerous step by step. There are monks in the world who covet it, and there is a heavenly way above the head.

Chen Xuan decided to get up first and develop steadily.

With the golden finger [Dragon Breath Tona], you can spit out [Spiritual Machine] from time to time. [Spiritual Machine] can light up the spirit monster and help the spirit monster practice.

Chen Xuan gradually cultivated his own army of aquatics, a loyal and brave catfish general, a wise old turtle prime minister, and a beaver craftsman who is good at building...

Plant spiritual plants, raise fish herds, and build wonders at the bottom of the water.

Organize the disciples of the demon clan to practice and travel.

On the land, believers were collected and fame spread was spread. People built ancestral halls and incense for him.

......

Wait until Chen Xuan...

Traversing into another world, Zhang Xuan finds himself becoming an honorable teacher.

Along with his transcension, a mysterious library appears in his mind.

As long as it is something he has seen, regardless of whether it is a human or an object, a book on its weaknesses will be automatically compiled in the library.

Thus, he becomes formidable.

“Emperor Zhuoyang, why do you detest wearing your underwear so much? As an emperor, can’t you pay a little more attention to your image?”

“Fairy Linglong, you can always look for me if you find yourself unable to sleep at night. I am skilled in lullabies!”

“And you, Demon Lord Qiankun! Can you cut down on the garlic? Are you trying to kill me with that stench?”

This is an incredible story about teachers and students, grooming and guiding the greatest experts in the world!

The leaves of the chess game beside Lanke, and there is no one playing chess among the old trees

Xing caused Tian Yuan’s first son, and then looked back at the vast mountains and seas

When he woke up, Ji Yuan became a half-blind beggar in a dilapidated mountain temple.

A real person has a sword and a magic stick has a mouth, which is the foundation for Ji Yuan to settle down in this terrifying world.

Mo Yu traveled through the ancient times and became a soldier of the Wu clan. He awakened the diary system of the Great Dao. As long as he kept writing in the diary, he would become stronger.

Little did he know that the diary he wrote had unknowingly changed the prehistoric advantage.

[If you have time to listen to the teachings, why not go to Buzhou Mountain and intercept the Xiantian gourd vine...]

[Kunpeng Demon Master is the master of the demon clan. Killing him is equivalent to destroying 30% of the demon clan's luck.]

Emperor Jun married Xihe and Changxi in a celestial marriage ceremony, and gave birth to ten little suns. Poor Kuafu was burned to death.

[The Three Pure Ones, transformed from Pangu's primordial spirit, may be able to make up for the Wu clan's innate deficiencies.]

[The Wu clan suffered terribly, being schemed against from the beginning to the end. Even Hou Tu was forced into a state of reincarnation, never to leave the world.]

Until one day, Hou Tu led the Wu clan to surround the Zixiao Palace.

When Mo Yu woke up, he found two women lying beside him.

He was completely dumbfounded.

"Who put Xihe and Changxi in my bed?"

"No, I told you to establish the Earthly Path, why did you destroy the Heavenly Path?"

Oh my god, how did this world become so crooked?

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"