He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

Traveling across the prehistoric continent, Qingxuan became Jianmu, one of the ten innate spiritual roots. This was the Jianmu that was cut down during the era of the Five Emperors.

Fortunately, there is always a way out. Qingxuan successfully transformed with the help of the system.

He was bound to the salted fish system, and he just wanted to lie down and relax. Unexpectedly, the goddess Nuwa did not follow the rules of martial arts and actually eavesdropped on his thoughts.

"The laws of nature are unpredictable. If you don't become a saint, you will end up as an ant."

This makes me laugh to death. If you use the Hongmeng Purple Qi to become a saint, you will become an ant.

Nuwa: “???”

Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】

Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.

Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.

Until one day.

Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.

“How dare you! I am your master!”

“Even if you’re the master... what?”

Chen Lu traveled to a fairy world, in which there are Heavenly Edicts, panelized "Tianjiao Rankings", and countless entries.

...

Each cultivator can obtain an entry every time he breaks through a major realm.

Different entries form the upper limit and development direction of this cultivator.

Some cultivators rely on the combination of "Nine Bull Strength" + "Hundred Hundred Hit" + "Ignore Barriers"

entries to marry the dragon clan and become the first beastmaster in history.

Some cultivators rely on the combination of "Non-speaking" + "Deceiving the Lower and Deceiving the Upper" + "Death Advice" entries to become the first national teacher in history.

And the first entry Chen Lu obtained, "Step by Step", can choose one of the three random entries every time he breaks through a small realm.

So far...

Various entry fusion skills have appeared in the world!

...

When everyone in this world has a golden finger, then it can only be a fight to see who has a harder life!

Nuwa: Fat Cat, you can usually bully those innate divine beasts and innate gods who have no backing. Who told you to insult the saint?

Don't you know your own capabilities?

Fat Cat, I don't mind if you usually go fishing, catching birds, or raiding bird nests, but who told you to go and catch Kunpeng and Dijun, and plunder the dojos of the primordial gods?

Nuwa: Fat cat, you're getting upset just because I said a few words to you.

Fat cat, why are you raising your paw? Are you going to hit me?

Bai Chen: Meow meow, I, the great god Bai Chen, love to reason with others and persuade them with virtue!

The innate gods' faces darkened, because Bai Chen's principles and morality could lead to death!

The sacred flame shines brightly!

All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!

Traveling through the parallel world of Blue Star, my reputation as a top star has collapsed?

I awakened a system, and the system has a performance card prop, which can directly increase performance?

Fans:

"Haha, it's good that this dead scumbag has collapsed, this kind of person should be forgotten!"

"No, how come this dead scumbag's album has exceeded 9 million, are you sick, you still buy his albums after you stop being his fans?"

"No, the dead scumbag's online store is selling well? It's all fans buying? What kind of brainless fans, get out!"

"Ah, his box office has exceeded 5 billion again? People in the circle are saying that he has the most fans?"

"What about you said you would stop being his fans and black him for life? This is how you black him!??"

The Qi Training Sect is an ancient and mysterious sect. It's said that its disciples and elders are all at the Qi Training stage. Due to its weak strength, it's largely ignored, making it the oldest sect in the world. Everyone considered it a minor, insignificant sect. Until one day, a devastating natural disaster struck, and the seventy-two Qi Training Sect elders finally gave up their concealment and unleashed their immortal-level cultivation.

“Sect Master, this year’s continent sect competition, our sect disciples won first place again!”

Chu Yuan, “Kick! All the disciples out. Kicked them out of the sect!!”

“Sect Master, we can’t kick anyone anymore! I was kicked out before. All of the disciples have established a holy land for cultivation, and if you kick anyone down, the holy land on the continent will be all occupied by our sect…”

Chu Yuan, “???” I really just want to teach and waste the disciple! ! Why are you all playing me!!

Mo Yu traveled through the ancient times and became a soldier of the Wu clan. He awakened the diary system of the Great Dao. As long as he kept writing in the diary, he would become stronger.

Little did he know that the diary he wrote had unknowingly changed the prehistoric advantage.

[If you have time to listen to the teachings, why not go to Buzhou Mountain and intercept the Xiantian gourd vine...]

[Kunpeng Demon Master is the master of the demon clan. Killing him is equivalent to destroying 30% of the demon clan's luck.]

Emperor Jun married Xihe and Changxi in a celestial marriage ceremony, and gave birth to ten little suns. Poor Kuafu was burned to death.

[The Three Pure Ones, transformed from Pangu's primordial spirit, may be able to make up for the Wu clan's innate deficiencies.]

[The Wu clan suffered terribly, being schemed against from the beginning to the end. Even Hou Tu was forced into a state of reincarnation, never to leave the world.]

Until one day, Hou Tu led the Wu clan to surround the Zixiao Palace.

When Mo Yu woke up, he found two women lying beside him.

He was completely dumbfounded.

"Who put Xihe and Changxi in my bed?"

"No, I told you to establish the Earthly Path, why did you destroy the Heavenly Path?"

Oh my god, how did this world become so crooked?