[The real-life audiobook of the same name has been completed]
[Main attack! Main attack!! Main attack!!!]
Pei Yu, who is on the verge of death, is bound to a system called "Sprinkle Blood" organization. He needs to live a peaceful life in various bloody stories instead of his original body, and save a specific person.
Pei Yu: “…” Small problem.
In substitute literature, he is the sickly white moonlight that the protagonist cannot get.
The frail Bai Yueguang Pei Yu stepped on the protagonist's chest and smiled coldly: "Sorry, Mr. President, your breathing disturbed me."
In the literature about keeping a mistress, he is a vase used by the protagonist to pave the way for his lover.
Vase Pei Yu hooked the chin of his financial sponsor and smiled lazily: "Brother, I want this role."
…
On Yitu's 26th birthday, she received a strange playing card.
A Queen of Hearts card, standing upright on the card, with the Queen's thin, crimson lips curving into a slight smile at him.
His name was clearly written above the woman's head, while the reverse side of the card clearly recorded all of Yi Tu's personal information.
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Ability Level: Q
Spouse: King of Spades
Yi Tu was taken aback. "Pair...match...I?"
Are you playing games? The kind you give to your boyfriend.
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Four towering A-shaped towers stand in the absolute void.
The tall man standing next to Yitu has the exact same face as the Supreme Gambler statue nailed to the top of the tallest tower by a black spear.
Would you like to join me for this final celebration?
The man looked at his spouse's handsome face, his brown eyes revealing a deep-seated, possessive obsession.
Yi Tu nodded and smiled enigmatically: "Of course I'm willing...after all, we're good brothers."
Upon hearing this, he saw the man's usually composed and aloof face instantly change.
Before he could escape, someone grabbed his cheek and pressed their hot breath against him.
The madman was furious: "You heartless bastard! You've gambled with me, you've been in a relationship with me, and you even have my name printed on your chest!"
"You call this brotherly affection?"
At first, she was in a good mood, but in the end, Yitu's face turned green: "It wasn't me who was marked—"
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Hanyu covered his mouth.
The man smiled gently, a hint of madness in his eyes: "Baby, since I'm gay... you're not allowed to be straight either."
"Ha, you crazy bastard."
This guy has probably long forgotten that he was the one who followed behind and asked to end the relationship, right?
Gentle Mad Dog (Queen of Hearts, bottom) x Crazy Demon King (King of Spades, top)
Important notes for readers:
1. This is a slow-burn, satisfying coming-of-age story!
2. This story doesn't feature any overpowered cheat codes. The male lead is at max level, while the female lead is still a lowly laborer!
3. Initially normal, but later forced to become a mad dog!
4. The main couple won't have any melodramatic plot twists, but the author will definitely go all out with the side couples!
Content Tags: Supernatural, Myths & Supernatural, Infinite Flow, Sweet Romance, Leveling Up
Search keywords: Main character: Yi Tu | Supporting character: Jiang Hanyu | Others:
In short: My partner is a max-level killer!
Theme: To be alive is a blessing in itself.
Qiao Qixi woke up one day to find himself transmigrated as a polar bear and he merely took more care of the injured bear next door when the other side see him in a different light.
A gay… bear?
Later he found out his guess was right. Shit, experts say the animal world is full of homosexuals, it is indeed true! He was not deceived!
And it’s happened more than once.
Afterwards, regardless of whether he was transmigrated as a lion, tiger or leopard… he would be targeted by the same s*x.
Even as a peacock, there will be another peac*ck that will spread out its tail feathers to tempt him.
Is Qiao Qixi bothered by it, you ask?
No, he enjoys being fed by all the big guys.
The washed-up magician Zong Jiu transmigrated into a horror, infinite flow novel about a survival show, taking the place of the cannon fodder who died tragically in the first evaluation round. This show was very interesting. Out of the tens of thousands of people, only a hundred people could survive, and the c-position (strongest contender) could even get a universal wish ticket.
If it were someone else, they’d probably be scared to death.
No one expected that Zong Jiu was not only unafraid, but also caused a sensational stir, shamelessly showing off his tricks the whole way.
Once his tricks stopped, and his life could be considered safe and sound, he ended up in a rivalry with the novel’s big villain.
Today you try to get at me, tomorrow I’ll get you back, back and forth, it’s pretty fun, heh.
As a result, though it was just playing around, one time they got carried away and really did end up sleeping together. Watching the nemesis who was pressing him to the ground, Zong Jiu lazily lifted his gaze. “If you want to kill me then kill me, don’t speak nonsense.” Even when at a disadvantage, he showed no trace of fear, and actually continued to provoke him.
That person used his ice-cold finger to trace his ear, and the action heading toward the aorta suddenly stopped.
“What a pity. I’ve changed my mind.”
—
He was once very willing to personally give Zong Jiu death. Every day, he used to regret not gouging out his flesh, personally snapping his neck. But after this person fell into his hands, another, more urgent desire grew like weeds.
Compared to winning or losing, he would rather see him crying and panting, with eyes red, begging for mercy.
[Dual male leads + quick transmigration + both protagonists are virgins + strong protagonists + revenge against scumbags + sweet and satisfying]
A stunningly beautiful, insane evil spirit who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat x A sliced hellish lord who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat
(Understand on your own)
In order to save his life, Shen Yunjian was banished to the Three Thousand Minor Worlds to clean up the scum market, punish all kinds of extreme scum, accumulate merit, and offset his sins.
But why is it that in every world he encounters someone who seems to want to refine him?
Shen Yun had made ample preparations to confront this person, but something just seemed off...
Visiting Professor: "Don't you like dressing up as a woman? Come on, put on the skirt and let me see."
The Alliance's top alpha: "A pheromone surge is a sign of excessive energy; once it's depleted, it will behave."
The wealthy tycoon said, "Ah Jian, listen to me, come here, I'll back you up."
The powerful regent said, "What's so great about the dragon throne? What I'm after is your dragon bed."
………
Shen Yunjian once thought that there were two things that were the most terrifying in the world.
First, he reformed his ways.
Second, to spend one's life with the same person, remaining together for eternity.
It wasn't until later that he realized being a good person wasn't that difficult.
There will always be someone who will become his willing exception.
———
At first, I wanted to refine him with karmic fire, to reduce him to ashes and never let him be reborn.
Later, I was willing to give up all my merits just to ensure his perfect life and peace in every lifetime.
(The real-life audio has been released and has been completed) [Double male protagonists + childhood sweethearts + traveling through a book + cultivating immortals + double purity HE]
[In front of people, a dragon is arrogant, but behind people, she is mature and loyal. × In front of people, a beautiful woman, but in reality, she is funny and cheerful.]
You Yu traveled into Long Aotian's immortal cultivation novel and happily received three sets of equipment:
I went through the wrong timeline, bound the wrong character card, and the system was offline.
Ok, it’s okay to start with a sky-falling situation.
Then try to build a good relationship with the male protagonist and become brothers with him!
The male protagonist has grown up and become successful, but why does the way he looks at her become more and more weird?
It used to be “Don’t come near me” and now it’s “Just try running away.”
-
Later, You Yu sincerely praised: "Brother Yan is truly a role model for the sect!"
Yan Wanzhou quietly wiped the blood off the sword and smiled gently: "Yeah."
You Yu sincerely sighed: "Brother Yan is so handsome!"
Yan Wanzhou naturally put his arm around his waist and smiled gently: "Yeah."
You Yu was genuinely puzzled: "Brother Yan... were you, uh, molesting me just now?"
Yan Wanzhou stroked his face and leaned very close to him, "Yeah."
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You Yu risked his life for his good brother Long Aotian, and was about to leave when the male protagonist held him back, with strong emotions in his eyes.
"Xiaoyu, I like you. Are you willing to... be my Taoist partner?"
You Yu: What, aren’t we brothers?
The tall figure pushed him into a corner, his usual gentleness vanished, and tears rolled down his cheeks.
You Yu looked up in surprise. The expression on the man's face was the most fragile she had ever seen.
"Master, I won't leave. Even if you hate me to the core and dislike me to the extreme, I will never leave even a single step. Forever."
As the gates of doom descend, hundreds of diverse disasters are available for you to choose from.
Shipwreck, zombies, heat wave, poisonous fog, ice age…
At first, Gou Fugui refused, but, wolves in front and tigers behind, he was left with no choice but to close his eyes and jump into the vortex.
He thought it would be hard to survive in the apocalypse, but his [Quirky and Adorable Creatures Handbook] suddenly shone with the light of a golden finger!
Thus, Gou Fugui opened up the path to gather all kinds of riches and honors—
How can I survive if the sea floods the whole world?
Fear not! Turn into an otter and you’ll know how! You can float on the sea til the end of time, and you can store fish in your small pocket!
What if I don’t know how to fight against a strong enemy?
Don’t panic! Meet the flat-headed honey badger! When it comes to fighting, this brother has never been afraid of anyone!
What should I do if I’m surrounded by zombies and there’s no way out?!
Hold on! Fainting goat Fugui teaches you how to play dead and become a winner in life!
There’s also: the king of taunts, the Tibetan fox; the king of screams, the marmot; the house demolisher, ice king husky!
Although these oddballs are a little bit weird, and maybe a little bit of a waste too, there’s always going to be an odd waste that will get you through the apocalypse!
Later, every time a Doomsday Gate closed, there would be more than a few strange conversations between the gate’s survivors:
“Who closed the Doomsday Gate this time?”
“I don’t know. I only saw a Tibetan fox still alive before I fled.”
“A Tibetan fox? Why did I see a honey badger fighting against the zombie king?!”
“Wasn’t it the husky pulling the sled that closed the gate?”
After the calamity, the State compiled a confidential dossier on the saviors:
No. 000: Fantastic creatures that seem to have become Spirits.
Gou Fugui: Thank you, they are all me! ^_^
Pre-order: Is the Little Fox Really a Young Master? Is Rabbit Pregnant Today? My Friend's Pre-order: He Transmigrated into an Imperial Treasure ID: 5088503 A little hamster is reborn into a human body, and there's less than a month left until the apocalypse... The little hamster, with tears in his eyes, stuffs all sorts of food into his mouth, "Why did I have to come to a world where even the granaries aren't full?" "I just want to eat my fill and bask in the sun, I don't want to live a life of uncertainty." To live a good life in the apocalypse, the hamster desperately hoards food! Hoarding and hoarding, his space is full, and his cheeks are bulging. So he dug a tunnel to continue hoarding! Then, he was robbed by a human QAQ of his underground warehouse. The angry little mouse squeaked and jumped up and down, yelling, "Give the mouse's food back to the mouse!" Mu Feiyi, the head of one of the three bases and a dual-elemental ability user, bent down to pick up the little mouse that had jumped onto his feet and was squeaking with tears in its eyes. He said to his teammates, "It seems we've robbed an owner's granary." His teammates teased, "Isn't your beast form a tiger? You can repay me with your body." The little hamster traded one of his granaries for a majestic tiger mount. Although the mount was quite expensive, the little mouse was happy! The little mouse was the richest in the apocalypse; he could afford to give and raise a big tiger! Mu Feiyi, who established a new order in the apocalypse with his iron-fisted and decisive actions, was secretly troubled by food every day. Outsiders thought he was so strong and omnipotent, but in reality, every night he would look at the account book and lose a lot of hair. "Do those bastards even know how many mouths are starving every day?!" Just before Mu Feiyi's hair was about to fall out from worry, he suddenly found a little hamster that was overflowing with riches. Looking at the food squeezing from the hamster's mouth, Mu Feiyi felt that he, this tiger, was just a sick kitten in front of the hamster. Really, as long as there was food, he'd ride on its head if asked, and roll around on its back without hesitation! "Hamster, roll around three times, can you get an extra pound of food?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" The hamster wanted four! Keywords: apocalypse, hoarding food, hoarding various supplies, food, meat, vegetable growing, large machinery, energy, etc.; space farming, safe city farming, mutated animals and plants. Pre-order: "Is the Little Fox the Real Young Master?" A little white fox suddenly transmigrated into the body of the cannon fodder real young master in the story of the real and fake young masters. She was in debt, tried to please the fake young master but failed, and was even framed and kicked out of her home. Hungry and with a rumbling stomach, Fox decided to take matters into his own hands. He caught a wild pheasant running wild in the back hill of his neighbor's house to curry favor, tricked him into giving him a meal, and then became attached to this man. During the day, as soon as the neighbor left and he started his live stream, he became the No. 1 in the pet section! Fox's pink paw pads and fluffy, chubby body drove humans crazy with adoration. They loved Fox~ At night, the little fox would kick the neighbor's face with his hind legs, lick his paw pads, and then, with his supercomputer keyboard flashing afterimages, he was the most sought-after character in the novel section! (Just kidding!) Suddenly, a chubby, particularly spoiled, whining little fox appeared at General Randall's house. To trick him into giving her a chicken leg, she would rub his black pants until they turned white. This cunning little thing would sneak onto his bed while he was at work, sprawling out with her pink belly showing. After waking up, she would bully the chickens raised in the back hill, and when he returned, she would immediately pretend to be the most obedient and innocent little fox in the world, running to greet him as he came home. Unfortunately, this tranquility only lasted until the editor came knocking with the contract for "The Runaway Assassin Princess"... and behind him, the gas cylinder-like creature nervously pressed its ears against the back of its head, its tail tucked between its legs. The little fox's ways to make money include: writing novels, live streaming, and... well, let's just say they don't live up to the hype of being sucked by a gong (dominant partner). Pre-order: "Is Rabbit Pregnant Today?" A little rabbit who just arrived in this world is going on a blind date in place of his brother. Rabbit is worried, after all, the other person's leg is broken, and he doesn't know if it will work out. But the kind-hearted rabbit still decides to give him a chance: "And... if you marry me, I only have one condition." The person opposite him, sitting in a wheelchair, sized up the thin body of the rabbit-eared boy in front of him: "What?" But Rabbit still mustered up the courage to say: "You... how many times can you... in one night?" The rabbit tribe has very high standards for their partners; if he can't, Rabbit will find someone else. Murphy was seriously injured and retreated from the front lines, his mental strength collapsed, and his body was severely damaged. The doctor determined that he could no longer return to the front lines. A man who's ruined his life will naturally be dumped by his fiancé. Murphy just didn't expect that to protect his reputation, the other party would actually use this little thing as a shield. Seriously, was he questioning his abilities on their first meeting? Murphy grabbed the little rabbit's ear: "Little brat, do you want to try?" In the end, the rabbit ran away because... "This man is no good!" The chubby white rabbit, perched on the big bad wolf's head, complained, pulling his ear. The big bad wolf, who had been lying down, immediately stood up, nervously licking his lips: What? Still no good? "He doesn't know how to pet a rabbit at all!" The white rabbit was furious: "He's so annoying! He insisted on pulling my tail to see if it was long or short!" The rabbit scolded while plucking the big bad wolf's fur, showing no mercy, until the wolf's head was bald. The rabbit, the rabbit is going to build a nest... Theme: Theme to be added.
Xie Luan had always believed in science until one day, a meteorite smashed into his yard, forcing him to bind to a heroic world saving script. The worst thing was that the script didn’t even follow common sense.
Others become superheros while he became a super-nanny. So in his left hand was a “Cub Encyclopedia” and in the right, a small milk bottle to feed the small cub clinging onto his leg.
Today, Xie Luan is trying his best to save the world.
When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf.
There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken!
He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere!
Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die.
And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf—
The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi…
“Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!”
Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die.
However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent.
After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.”
Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?”
…
Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race.
Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting.
Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.”
He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.