As the gates of doom descend, hundreds of diverse disasters are available for you to choose from.
Shipwreck, zombies, heat wave, poisonous fog, ice age…
At first, Gou Fugui refused, but, wolves in front and tigers behind, he was left with no choice but to close his eyes and jump into the vortex.
He thought it would be hard to survive in the apocalypse, but his [Quirky and Adorable Creatures Handbook] suddenly shone with the light of a golden finger!
Thus, Gou Fugui opened up the path to gather all kinds of riches and honors—
How can I survive if the sea floods the whole world?
Fear not! Turn into an otter and you’ll know how! You can float on the sea til the end of time, and you can store fish in your small pocket!
What if I don’t know how to fight against a strong enemy?
Don’t panic! Meet the flat-headed honey badger! When it comes to fighting, this brother has never been afraid of anyone!
What should I do if I’m surrounded by zombies and there’s no way out?!
Hold on! Fainting goat Fugui teaches you how to play dead and become a winner in life!
There’s also: the king of taunts, the Tibetan fox; the king of screams, the marmot; the house demolisher, ice king husky!
Although these oddballs are a little bit weird, and maybe a little bit of a waste too, there’s always going to be an odd waste that will get you through the apocalypse!
Later, every time a Doomsday Gate closed, there would be more than a few strange conversations between the gate’s survivors:
“Who closed the Doomsday Gate this time?”
“I don’t know. I only saw a Tibetan fox still alive before I fled.”
“A Tibetan fox? Why did I see a honey badger fighting against the zombie king?!”
“Wasn’t it the husky pulling the sled that closed the gate?”
After the calamity, the State compiled a confidential dossier on the saviors:
No. 000: Fantastic creatures that seem to have become Spirits.
Gou Fugui: Thank you, they are all me! ^_^
Qiao Qixi woke up one day to find himself transmigrated as a polar bear and he merely took more care of the injured bear next door when the other side see him in a different light.
A gay… bear?
Later he found out his guess was right. Shit, experts say the animal world is full of homosexuals, it is indeed true! He was not deceived!
And it’s happened more than once.
Afterwards, regardless of whether he was transmigrated as a lion, tiger or leopard… he would be targeted by the same s*x.
Even as a peacock, there will be another peac*ck that will spread out its tail feathers to tempt him.
Is Qiao Qixi bothered by it, you ask?
No, he enjoys being fed by all the big guys.
Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.
Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.
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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.
But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?
[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]
Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.
Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:
[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”
“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]
Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.
Alternative Title:
The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse
The washed-up magician Zong Jiu transmigrated into a horror, infinite flow novel about a survival show, taking the place of the cannon fodder who died tragically in the first evaluation round. This show was very interesting. Out of the tens of thousands of people, only a hundred people could survive, and the c-position (strongest contender) could even get a universal wish ticket.
If it were someone else, they’d probably be scared to death.
No one expected that Zong Jiu was not only unafraid, but also caused a sensational stir, shamelessly showing off his tricks the whole way.
Once his tricks stopped, and his life could be considered safe and sound, he ended up in a rivalry with the novel’s big villain.
Today you try to get at me, tomorrow I’ll get you back, back and forth, it’s pretty fun, heh.
As a result, though it was just playing around, one time they got carried away and really did end up sleeping together. Watching the nemesis who was pressing him to the ground, Zong Jiu lazily lifted his gaze. “If you want to kill me then kill me, don’t speak nonsense.” Even when at a disadvantage, he showed no trace of fear, and actually continued to provoke him.
That person used his ice-cold finger to trace his ear, and the action heading toward the aorta suddenly stopped.
“What a pity. I’ve changed my mind.”
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He was once very willing to personally give Zong Jiu death. Every day, he used to regret not gouging out his flesh, personally snapping his neck. But after this person fell into his hands, another, more urgent desire grew like weeds.
Compared to winning or losing, he would rather see him crying and panting, with eyes red, begging for mercy.
Su Qingyu is the most famous “scumbag” in the entertainment industry. He commits crimes based on his beauty. He has CPs everywhere and in his harem are half of the male stars in the entertainment industry.
Probably because the CP fans were too resentful, Su Qingyu was bound to the scumbag transformation system of the Underworld after his death.
System: [Hellow host, our Underworld systems are the only official systems in the Underworld.]
[ Many people who were hurt by scumbags and died with hatred and resentment had obsessions too deep and were trapped in the Underworld, unwilling to be reincarnated. Our task is to reform the scumbags who hurt them, eliminate their resentment, and let them put down their obsessions and reincarnate.]
Su Qingyu: “…”
[Gloomy Director]:
Su Qingyu transformed into a director infatuated with the scumbag. The director promoted the scumbag from an unknown little star to a top actor.
After the scumbag became popular, he kicked him out and formed a national CP with a popular actress.
The night Su Qingyu came over, he was lying on the soft, big bed of a hotel and posted on his WeChat Moments.
[The male lead in my new movie is now not scheduled to star. We are urgently looking for a male lead. Whoever comes to my hotel for an audition first within an hour will be the male lead.]
An hour later, the hot searches exploded.
#Twelve male stars fighting in front of Director Xu’s hotel#
A year later, hot searches were the norm”
#xxx asked Director Xu who his favourite actor is#
#Director Xu said he just wants to give every actor who works hard a chance#
[Emperor’s Beloved Concubine]:
Su QIngyu transformed into the young general who was used as a tool by the scumbag prince. The general’s office protected him the entire way and put the lowly scumbag prince on the throne.
After the scumbag prince ascended the throne,e due to his fear and suspicion, the young general’s family was ruined and he was trapped in the palace.
When the fight for the throne was the most intense, the scumbag prince saw a pale hand stretching out from the black dragon carriage at night. The slender young general held this hand and was quietly pulled into the carriage at night, taken into the harem.
The next morning, the scumbag prince, who had not slept all night, broke into the young general’s room and asked him where he went last night. In the blink of an eye, he saw his father’s gloomy face behind the bed’s curtain.
That day was the first time that the third prince of the Dasheng Kingfom knelt down and called his concubine Noble Consort.
Yun Che, a big shot in the doomsday, who even the militaries drooled upon, finally died in the hands of his beloved and family. After reincarnation, he wanted to live for his own!
Xing Feng, a rooting third military generation, didn’t lay his heart in the army at all. So when he turned to 20, he chose to leave the army and went into business. When the doomsday came, he accidentally met Yun Chen and started a new chapter of his life, meanwhile, his moral bottom line kept hitting a new low…
Ling JingXuan, a secret international doctor and killer. Can save people with one hand and kill with the other. Right or wrong, both paths without exception would cause people to be terror stricken. One morning he crossed over, with only four bare walls for a home and was also given two free stir fried little buns. Ling Jingxuan can’t help but be speechless.This life, can this pit be any bigger?
Yan Chengrui, Qing dynasty’s only prince with a title of General. On his first mishap on a mission, a good man forcibly became a slave wife. There was no one who was not disappointed from the imperial family. But, don’t know when slave wife learned it but poison concubine’s poison was incomparable, who dares to try to straighten him out?
“What? 30 Wen? You’re robbing from people, so expensive!”
One day of the month of a certain year, Ling Jingxuan takes the two little buns to the market to buy living necessities.These five year old little buns after hearing the price have to hold back their red faces. Fried little hands rigidly held onto the broken wallet, Ling Jingxuan suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears. Sons, we earned money but not spending it, don’t tell me its left for the foals?
At the end, it was obvious they carried two liang of silver. Stuff that was sold at the last minute were the cheapest. Seeing the smile of satisfaction from the little fried buns, Ling Jingxuan secretly vowed. One day he would develop them into super meat buns,a rich 2nd generation family!
When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf.
There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken!
He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere!
Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die.
And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf—
The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi…
“Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!”
Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die.
However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent.
After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.”
Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?”
…
Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race.
Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting.
Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.”
He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.
Xue Chong is one of the top experts on the Slaughter Board rankings and possesses sharp gaming skills. Feared by all, he is seen as an inviolable and unapproachable person.
However, no one knew that Xue Chong had accepted a cute and adorable female disciple when he first started playing online games. Yet, just as his feelings were gradually growing, Xue Chong discovered that his disciple was unexpectedly a man!
Henceforth, Xue Chong was assailed by a psychological shadow.
Many years later, they met again. The meng disciple from back then had transformed, becoming a top-ranked player on the PK leaderboard and the #1 most attractive and wealthy great God.
Wang Chun: Master, master ~\(≧▽≦)/~ This disciple missed you ~
Xue Chong: Get lost.
His filming opportunities were taken by others; his boyfriend cheated on him; he gave up a rich, tall handsome fiance and devoted himself to a scumbag. In the end, he was beaten to death by the scumbag. Yan Qing Chi felt that although this danmei cannon fodder supporting male that he transmigrated into was troublesome, it was kind of tragic that he died like this through his own actions.
So, the first thing that Yan Qing Chi did after taking over this body was to catch them in the act and beat up the scumbag! The second thing that he did, was to agree to the marriage proposal from the aristocratic fiance.
However, Yan Qing Chi stared down at his big belly. Who can tell him what the heck this was?! Don’t tell him that he transmigrated into a mpreg novel???
Standing on the side, the tall, rich, and handsome Film Emperor Jiang asked carefully, “Babe, do you want a boy or a girl?”
Yan Qing Chi: Do I want a WHAT?!