Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake.
His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail.
Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to reach his furry paws out to that cat.
At first he thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven.
Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun.
As the gates of doom descend, hundreds of diverse disasters are available for you to choose from.
Shipwreck, zombies, heat wave, poisonous fog, ice age…
At first, Gou Fugui refused, but, wolves in front and tigers behind, he was left with no choice but to close his eyes and jump into the vortex.
He thought it would be hard to survive in the apocalypse, but his [Quirky and Adorable Creatures Handbook] suddenly shone with the light of a golden finger!
Thus, Gou Fugui opened up the path to gather all kinds of riches and honors—
How can I survive if the sea floods the whole world?
Fear not! Turn into an otter and you’ll know how! You can float on the sea til the end of time, and you can store fish in your small pocket!
What if I don’t know how to fight against a strong enemy?
Don’t panic! Meet the flat-headed honey badger! When it comes to fighting, this brother has never been afraid of anyone!
What should I do if I’m surrounded by zombies and there’s no way out?!
Hold on! Fainting goat Fugui teaches you how to play dead and become a winner in life!
There’s also: the king of taunts, the Tibetan fox; the king of screams, the marmot; the house demolisher, ice king husky!
Although these oddballs are a little bit weird, and maybe a little bit of a waste too, there’s always going to be an odd waste that will get you through the apocalypse!
Later, every time a Doomsday Gate closed, there would be more than a few strange conversations between the gate’s survivors:
“Who closed the Doomsday Gate this time?”
“I don’t know. I only saw a Tibetan fox still alive before I fled.”
“A Tibetan fox? Why did I see a honey badger fighting against the zombie king?!”
“Wasn’t it the husky pulling the sled that closed the gate?”
After the calamity, the State compiled a confidential dossier on the saviors:
No. 000: Fantastic creatures that seem to have become Spirits.
Gou Fugui: Thank you, they are all me! ^_^
[Daily Updates] [Next sweet, healing novel: "The Vicious Wife Who Transmigrated into a Disabled Young Master." The text is at the bottom, so add it to your favorites!] ===============Text ============== Jiang Lian, the Jiang family's only son, returns home after months of disappearance. Unexpectedly, he discovers his long-lost brother, a double-S-rank master, while he's a mere F-rank psychic. His luxurious bedroom has been replaced by a shabby attic; his social appearances have made him the target of comparison and ridicule. He's been told to be magnanimous as an older brother, only to have his younger brother designated as the heir. Jiang Lian: "Then I'm leaving?" Jiang Lian leaves the Jiang family without a second thought, applying for the Star Beast program, a spot no one wants. People assume Jiang Lian has finally realized he has no place in his family and has decided to throw in the towel. No one knew that after he disappeared, he rescued many injured star beast cubs in another world and became a veritable star beast expert. Everyone was waiting to see Jiang Lian’s joke, but things did not develop in the same way as they imagined - "Jiang Lian from the Star Beast Department of the Federal Military Academy successfully treated a seriously injured star beast during the assessment!" "Jiang Lian led the Star Beast Corps to repel a small-scale Zerg invasion!" "Jiang Lian reproduced the mecha fusion technique with the SSS-class humanoid star beast in the league and won the championship that the Federation had missed for two sessions!" At the league awards ceremony, Jiang Lian, the hero of the championship, spoke to the cameras of many star media: "Can the Jiang family stop begging me to go home? Do you deserve it?" Everyone:...The clown was actually me? *At the league awards ceremony. The most shocking
[1V1 + Both are virgins + Transmigration into a book + Cold, aloof, jealous, rough, and loyal male gong x Ruthless Taoist priest shou with clear-cut love and hate]
A genius Taoist priest from the 21st century unexpectedly transmigrates into a book and becomes the most tragic second male lead. Is he a love-struck fool? A naive and innocent girl? A sucker? An ATM machine?
Villainous Second Female Lead: Nian Chen~
Lu Nianchen: Don't look up.
Villainous second female lead: Huh?
I looked up, and *pia chirp*, a clump of bird droppings fell from the sky.
Amidst the second female lead's panicked screams, Lu Nianchen calmly walked towards Yu Mo: "I told her not to look up. Are you thirsty? Here, I made some mung bean soup. I'll cook something delicious for you when you get home from work."
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Lu Nianchen: Brother Huaiyang, please help me. After that, I'll split the money my mom left me with you 60/40, you get 60% and I get 40%!
Male lead: Don't mention it, it's my pleasure! You wait.
After retrieving her belongings, Lu Nianchen looked at the male lead's back and smiled eerily: "Brother Huaiyang, let me give you another small gift."
That day, two rabid dogs suddenly rushed out and headed straight for the male protagonist, whose terrified screams echoed throughout the village.
When Yu Mo returned home, he found two large black dogs in his yard.
Lu Nianchen chuckled: I'm planning to raise them, you won't mind, will you?
...
Lu Nianchen looked at Yu Mo opposite him: You have everything in your life, but you're not perfect. If you want to be perfect... you're missing me.
Pre-order: Is the Little Fox Really a Young Master? Is Rabbit Pregnant Today? My Friend's Pre-order: He Transmigrated into an Imperial Treasure ID: 5088503 A little hamster is reborn into a human body, and there's less than a month left until the apocalypse... The little hamster, with tears in his eyes, stuffs all sorts of food into his mouth, "Why did I have to come to a world where even the granaries aren't full?" "I just want to eat my fill and bask in the sun, I don't want to live a life of uncertainty." To live a good life in the apocalypse, the hamster desperately hoards food! Hoarding and hoarding, his space is full, and his cheeks are bulging. So he dug a tunnel to continue hoarding! Then, he was robbed by a human QAQ of his underground warehouse. The angry little mouse squeaked and jumped up and down, yelling, "Give the mouse's food back to the mouse!" Mu Feiyi, the head of one of the three bases and a dual-elemental ability user, bent down to pick up the little mouse that had jumped onto his feet and was squeaking with tears in its eyes. He said to his teammates, "It seems we've robbed an owner's granary." His teammates teased, "Isn't your beast form a tiger? You can repay me with your body." The little hamster traded one of his granaries for a majestic tiger mount. Although the mount was quite expensive, the little mouse was happy! The little mouse was the richest in the apocalypse; he could afford to give and raise a big tiger! Mu Feiyi, who established a new order in the apocalypse with his iron-fisted and decisive actions, was secretly troubled by food every day. Outsiders thought he was so strong and omnipotent, but in reality, every night he would look at the account book and lose a lot of hair. "Do those bastards even know how many mouths are starving every day?!" Just before Mu Feiyi's hair was about to fall out from worry, he suddenly found a little hamster that was overflowing with riches. Looking at the food squeezing from the hamster's mouth, Mu Feiyi felt that he, this tiger, was just a sick kitten in front of the hamster. Really, as long as there was food, he'd ride on its head if asked, and roll around on its back without hesitation! "Hamster, roll around three times, can you get an extra pound of food?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" The hamster wanted four! Keywords: apocalypse, hoarding food, hoarding various supplies, food, meat, vegetable growing, large machinery, energy, etc.; space farming, safe city farming, mutated animals and plants. Pre-order: "Is the Little Fox the Real Young Master?" A little white fox suddenly transmigrated into the body of the cannon fodder real young master in the story of the real and fake young masters. She was in debt, tried to please the fake young master but failed, and was even framed and kicked out of her home. Hungry and with a rumbling stomach, Fox decided to take matters into his own hands. He caught a wild pheasant running wild in the back hill of his neighbor's house to curry favor, tricked him into giving him a meal, and then became attached to this man. During the day, as soon as the neighbor left and he started his live stream, he became the No. 1 in the pet section! Fox's pink paw pads and fluffy, chubby body drove humans crazy with adoration. They loved Fox~ At night, the little fox would kick the neighbor's face with his hind legs, lick his paw pads, and then, with his supercomputer keyboard flashing afterimages, he was the most sought-after character in the novel section! (Just kidding!) Suddenly, a chubby, particularly spoiled, whining little fox appeared at General Randall's house. To trick him into giving her a chicken leg, she would rub his black pants until they turned white. This cunning little thing would sneak onto his bed while he was at work, sprawling out with her pink belly showing. After waking up, she would bully the chickens raised in the back hill, and when he returned, she would immediately pretend to be the most obedient and innocent little fox in the world, running to greet him as he came home. Unfortunately, this tranquility only lasted until the editor came knocking with the contract for "The Runaway Assassin Princess"... and behind him, the gas cylinder-like creature nervously pressed its ears against the back of its head, its tail tucked between its legs. The little fox's ways to make money include: writing novels, live streaming, and... well, let's just say they don't live up to the hype of being sucked by a gong (dominant partner). Pre-order: "Is Rabbit Pregnant Today?" A little rabbit who just arrived in this world is going on a blind date in place of his brother. Rabbit is worried, after all, the other person's leg is broken, and he doesn't know if it will work out. But the kind-hearted rabbit still decides to give him a chance: "And... if you marry me, I only have one condition." The person opposite him, sitting in a wheelchair, sized up the thin body of the rabbit-eared boy in front of him: "What?" But Rabbit still mustered up the courage to say: "You... how many times can you... in one night?" The rabbit tribe has very high standards for their partners; if he can't, Rabbit will find someone else. Murphy was seriously injured and retreated from the front lines, his mental strength collapsed, and his body was severely damaged. The doctor determined that he could no longer return to the front lines. A man who's ruined his life will naturally be dumped by his fiancé. Murphy just didn't expect that to protect his reputation, the other party would actually use this little thing as a shield. Seriously, was he questioning his abilities on their first meeting? Murphy grabbed the little rabbit's ear: "Little brat, do you want to try?" In the end, the rabbit ran away because... "This man is no good!" The chubby white rabbit, perched on the big bad wolf's head, complained, pulling his ear. The big bad wolf, who had been lying down, immediately stood up, nervously licking his lips: What? Still no good? "He doesn't know how to pet a rabbit at all!" The white rabbit was furious: "He's so annoying! He insisted on pulling my tail to see if it was long or short!" The rabbit scolded while plucking the big bad wolf's fur, showing no mercy, until the wolf's head was bald. The rabbit, the rabbit is going to build a nest... Theme: Theme to be added.
(The protagonist is a vengeful villain, there is no female lead, but there is a romantic pairing.) (A story about a crazy beauty who stirs up trouble and causes all sorts of problems.)
In her previous life, Su Li was a notorious Crimson Wizard on the continent of Rhodes, but she unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a struggling celebrity on Earth.
When she participated in a horror variety show, the audience initially thought she was just a pretty face, but they soon discovered that something was off about her!
The other guests were trembling with fear, while Su Li was elegantly sipping coffee.
Audience: He's definitely faking it!
The other guests were chased in all directions by the ghost-faced doll.
Zuli: Naughty children get their heads twisted!
Viewers: What kind of villainous speech is this!
When being targeted by others
Su Li silently released her little cuties, scaring them into fainting.
And expressed concern: Are you all alright?
After the show, the guests assumed that all the scary things in the program were props and special effects.
A black-robed figure suddenly appeared behind Su Li and encircled him.
Zuli nodded and smiled: "It's all fake. We should believe in science!"
Others: ? ? ?
Zurich said: This place is so much fun!
The end. The author will correct typos from time to time. Next book: "After Arranging a Marriage with My Ex and Appearing on a Romance Variety Show". Lin Yanran transmigrated into a book, becoming a beautiful but penniless cannon fodder character. Not only was the cannon fodder character brainless, but he was also a fake young master from a wealthy family. Because he bullied the real young master, the protagonist, he was kicked out of his wealthy adoptive parents' home and suffered all sorts of humiliations before finally dying a tragic death. The entire entertainment industry treated him as a joke. When Lin Yanran transmigrated, the real young master was pampered and enjoyed endless glory. But he, who was so poor he could barely afford to eat, was despised by the audience and told to get out of the entertainment industry immediately.
Su Qingyu is the most famous “scumbag” in the entertainment industry. He commits crimes based on his beauty. He has CPs everywhere and in his harem are half of the male stars in the entertainment industry.
Probably because the CP fans were too resentful, Su Qingyu was bound to the scumbag transformation system of the Underworld after his death.
System: [Hellow host, our Underworld systems are the only official systems in the Underworld.]
[ Many people who were hurt by scumbags and died with hatred and resentment had obsessions too deep and were trapped in the Underworld, unwilling to be reincarnated. Our task is to reform the scumbags who hurt them, eliminate their resentment, and let them put down their obsessions and reincarnate.]
Su Qingyu: “…”
[Gloomy Director]:
Su Qingyu transformed into a director infatuated with the scumbag. The director promoted the scumbag from an unknown little star to a top actor.
After the scumbag became popular, he kicked him out and formed a national CP with a popular actress.
The night Su Qingyu came over, he was lying on the soft, big bed of a hotel and posted on his WeChat Moments.
[The male lead in my new movie is now not scheduled to star. We are urgently looking for a male lead. Whoever comes to my hotel for an audition first within an hour will be the male lead.]
An hour later, the hot searches exploded.
#Twelve male stars fighting in front of Director Xu’s hotel#
A year later, hot searches were the norm”
#xxx asked Director Xu who his favourite actor is#
#Director Xu said he just wants to give every actor who works hard a chance#
[Emperor’s Beloved Concubine]:
Su QIngyu transformed into the young general who was used as a tool by the scumbag prince. The general’s office protected him the entire way and put the lowly scumbag prince on the throne.
After the scumbag prince ascended the throne,e due to his fear and suspicion, the young general’s family was ruined and he was trapped in the palace.
When the fight for the throne was the most intense, the scumbag prince saw a pale hand stretching out from the black dragon carriage at night. The slender young general held this hand and was quietly pulled into the carriage at night, taken into the harem.
The next morning, the scumbag prince, who had not slept all night, broke into the young general’s room and asked him where he went last night. In the blink of an eye, he saw his father’s gloomy face behind the bed’s curtain.
That day was the first time that the third prince of the Dasheng Kingfom knelt down and called his concubine Noble Consort.
[Main Attack + Madman + Dual Strengths + Redemption + System + Unit]
Time and Space Bureau System 002, carrying its mission, roared at the group of souls it was recruiting:
"There is a type of person in this world! Stunningly talented and exceptionally gifted! They are the cream of the crop, the villains in the eyes of the world! They are the protagonists who have fallen from grace, the fallen darlings of heaven! Yet they suffer endless humiliation and die tragically! Our mission is—"
The souls rolled their eyes, listlessly saying, "Save the villain..."
002 spoke with great enthusiasm: "Our slogan is—"
The souls slumped over, lifeless: "Love peace, build the future, reform the villains, and be brave enough to sacrifice ourselves."
002 waved his hand and said, "Alright! Meeting adjourned!"
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Overall, this is a poignant love story about a workaholic 002 and a group of laid-back souls who outwit each other and eventually find beautiful wives.
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[World One: A laid-back, slow-witted, country bumpkin seme x a cool, aloof, and charming uke]
[World Two: Cold, Aloof, and Adorably Naïve Top x Obsessive, Gentle, and Fatherly Bottom]
[World Three: A Charming, Rogue, Drunkard Top x A Gentlemanly, Elegant Alpha Bottom]
[World Four: Cold and indifferent beauty (top) x Gentle, sickly, and insane bottom (bottom)]
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(This small world features both dominant and submissive characters, aiming for equality. Those with extreme dominant/submissive preferences should not enter.)
When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf.
There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken!
He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere!
Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die.
And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf—
The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi…
“Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!”
Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die.
However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent.
After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.”
Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?”
…
Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race.
Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting.
Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.”
He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.