Su Gua's life was filled with misfortune. From birth, he'd inexplicably trigger various bugs: clipping, ping drops, missing textures... His umbilical cord lost its collision volume when he was born, and no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't cut, terrifying the entire delivery room. He went to school, and during break time, the entire school went into a trance with ping drops. He returned home, and upon opening the door, he was transported back seventy years, running head-on into a group of grandmas watching a movie. He took the elevated highway out of town, but a massive black curtain cut the road in half, encircling his hometown, with the words "[Map Loading]" blazoned across it. Later, Su Gua became a player and entered a strange game. As a result, the succubus girls lost their costume textures, the hangman's rope was long enough for a whole class of girls to jump rope, the "No Entry" sign at the hidden store entrance became "Free," and upon entering the game, he killed a chicken and entered the final stage, where the headless boss, bewildered, held a chicken's head. Sadako, who had just emerged from the TV with her upper body stuck in the washing machine, stuck her butt out: "Qiuqiu, you'd better kill me..." The system was furious: [Player Su Gua is making strange threats and breaking the rules of the world. He's truly rebellious! Now he's deciding on the crocodile skin outside the new human plasma. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot...] The players were shocked: "Your bug even freezes the system?" Su Gua slammed the table and stood up: "Whose bug is it? I cleared the level by my own ability!"
These days, being a monster is tough. You get beaten up by Ultraman, magical girls, Kamen Rider, angels, demons, and even ordinary people! Xiang Xianyu just wants to say, "Wait until I gather seven idiots, then I'll show you what true cruelty is!" Then… Xiang Xianyu turns gray and squats in the corner: "This is too hard!!!"
Founded in the year 4233 of the Jiuzhou calendar, the Lingjian Sect has dedicated itself to providing top-tier immortal cultivation talent for millennia. Currently ranked as one of the five most elite sects in the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, its leader, Feng Yin Zhenren, serves as one of the seven executive elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance, possessing unparalleled cultivation. The Lingjian Sect upholds the principles of peace and development, with its core values centered on the pursuit of truth, kindness, and the pursuit of seed. To further expand the sect's strength and recruit new talent, a conference for immortality will be held soon, and elites from all walks of life are cordially invited to attend.
Still the original moral integrity
Still as funny
The meteor streaked across the sky, also breaking the peace of the world.
Extraordinary power has come to the world. Who is lurking in the darkness, and who is whispering in my ear?
When the roar shatters the sky, when the power flattens the abyss, when all life and death are dominated... they call me - God.
[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]
As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.
Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"
The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."
When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"
The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.
The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.
After the spiritual energy revival, high school students across the country, obsessed with the "53" exam prep materials, began to enter strange states. Some sat in SSS-class mechs, pulling out 48-meter-long spiritual swords. Some could conjure magic with their words: "XXX, turn into a pig!" Some stood on one leg, unleashing a divine thunderbolt, 100% accurate at striking down scumbags. Some were pure and aloof, wielding countless swords with effortless grace. And then someone pulled out a flawless, perfectly round toilet (which could be remodeled later), made a snap of their fingers: "XXX, suck!" Then the world went dark, and the land for miles around was completely plundered. This person was A-Diao. A-Diao's strength was entirely due to the tireless support of her family and friends.
Ye Zhuang, a time traveler, becomes an electronics expert and creates the "Mech Beast Game." Will the war in the game result in victory for the Motorbike Tribe, the Beast Tribe, or a third party? (Warning: Proceed with caution) [This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Please contact us for removal if there are any inappropriate parts.]
Never compete with Demacians in strength; never compete with Noxians in bloodshed; never compete with Ionians in showmanship; never compete with Yordles in cunning. And please never forget why you fight! (The preceding text is quite long; the part about League of Legends starts at Chapter 37! Sorry!)
When I woke up, I found that the entire residential building had traveled to the primitive mountains of a world of beast-taming civilization.
Awaken your talent for hard work, and you will reap rewards as long as you work hard to tame beasts.
I never cheat, I just rely on hard work.
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An ordinary modern college student unexpectedly becomes entangled with a mysterious quantum force, forming a deep connection with his counterpart, Caesar, on the otherworldly continent of Atmura. A sudden, cross-dimensional connection erupts, and he is plunged without warning into this fantastical world—a land of warring states, where dazzling magic mingles with sharp swords, dragons soar and tear through the sky, and wondrous beasts lurk in dense forests and valleys. Every inch of this land is steeped in conflict and legend, completely overturning his understanding of the world.
A sudden crisis forces him into a perilous adventure. Left alone and helpless, he must rely on his modern knowledge to survive in a chaotic world overrun by magic. But his path is never smooth. He frequently confronts the continent's laws of the strong, becoming increasingly perplexed by the boundaries of good and evil: does the rise of the strong lead to rampant plunder and trampling of life, or to protecting humanity and ending war? Power itself is neither right nor wrong; it is the choices of the heart that determine the course of good and evil. This philosophical question leads him to pause and reflect repeatedly on his path to becoming stronger.
Meanwhile, the fog of fate constantly shrouds him, and he repeatedly questions himself: Is this transmigration a coincidence of quantum chance, or is it preordained? What is his mission in this world? Is it to drift along and eke out a living, or to shoulder an unknown mission and rewrite the world? Confusion and struggle intertwine, exploration and progress go hand in hand. When modern wisdom collides with ancient magic, when the confusion of mission clashes with the ambition to conquer, can he break through the shackles of fate, clarify the true meaning of good and evil, stir up the winds of change on the continent with his otherworldly knowledge, conquer nations, awe all races, and ultimately ascend to the summit of Atmura to become the new king who rules the era?