This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

Sister Helen of Constantinople, the monks' impression of her is that she is both cute and powerful, but a little bit out of tune.

But there is a witch who knows that Helen is a succubus

Bishop Helen, the dream goddess of players, represents the pure and cute type in games.

But there is a princess who knows how despicable Helen's true nature is.

Warmaster Helen, leading an indestructible and endless army in her expeditions.

But there is a female player who knows that this is Helen's shameless collaboration with the Fourth Scourge.

Saint Helen...

"Lady Saint, you wouldn't want the public to know you're a boy, would you?"

A certain elf whispered in Helen's ear.

Simple version: A story about a nun (?) cooperating with a player (cheating).

Reborn with the memories of a level 126, second-job mechanic from my previous life... only to be reborn as a cute little girl. The class transfer item from my previous life's character inventory remains... But why is the hidden class it grants called Queen? Queen's Guard, Queen's Glory, Queen's Whip... And why does that last one seem to have a matching skill? "Feel the Queen's whip... What are you looking at! That's the skill sound effect! Skill sound effect!"

[PS: Male-to-female transformation story + protagonist never grows up + doesn't pursue a career + post-85s childhood + protagonist can cry and laugh + pure childhood story]

Being misunderstood as poking the socket with a wire - getting beaten - wow!

I had a fight with a rooster and got my mouth full of feathers bitten - and got beaten - wow!

Falling from the plum tree - means being beaten for no reason - wow!

There's a rat snake hanging from my butt—wow!

Wow wow wow…

Reborn as a child, because God was against me, I was easily attacked by everything, so I was beaten every other day...

Well, a purely funny childhood!

That night, Bai Xiao encountered a ghost. No one knew that from then on, this handsome boy turned into a beautiful girl.

Stunning beauty is superficial; her trademarks are tyranny and iron fist.

Ps: Shh, there is a lone transformed lady here, we slowly approach her, ah... I caught her, look, she is struggling...

"Hey? Hey!!!" Hao Meng suddenly sat down helplessly on the ground, slowly looking over with shyness. "Does that uncle in front of the screen need a maid?" A cross-dressing daolao transforms into a little loli in a parallel world. To repay a million-dollar loan, he turns to livestreaming games, home dance, cosplay, voice acting, and performances... Starting with Bilibili, he embarks on a path of no return for ACG. This lighthearted, funny, and heartwarming novel is a non-traditional, pretentious, and face-slapping read. Enjoy with confidence.