A question:
Suppose you are a contemporary Tianshi.
When you unfortunately learn that there are more than 3,000 monsters living in the city where you live.
You are going to hold a peach wood sword and slay demons and monsters.
Or should I pack up and find somewhere else to live?
Zhou Xuan thought about it again and again.
He decided to "go along with the crowd".
Disguising herself as a boy, then confessing, anticipating the other person's surprised expression—just thinking about it is exciting, right? However, when Yiwen shyly and awkwardly told the boy in front of her, "Actually, I'm a girl," she never imagined—he was also a girl. ———— A story of a cross-dressing man encountering someone with gender dysphoria; a story of a policeman and a killer sharing a classroom; a story of a clueless, amnesiac girl with no common sense. (Superpowers group number: 435926338 [Mista])
(Cosplay system, online psychic communication, female protagonist, abstract daily life recreated in paradise. PS: There are supernatural attributes, which are introduced in the middle. I'm a newbie and I'm not good at writing, so I'll just write whatever comes to mind and whatever I see. If you don't like it, please don't read it.)
You promised to dress up as a woman to make your sister happy, but what the heck is this – a living, breathing Alicia?! Are you trying to create a new paradise?!
Wait a minute, buddy! Don't try to charm us with the singing skills of the purple bird and the personality of the pink-haired girl!
Mai Xiaowen, you've gone off to fight wolves with your bare hands? You're like Wu Song!
Dude, if you're going to cosplay, fine, but why are you trying to save the world for no reason?
Brother WC, don't just shout things like "fighting for a better future" or "passing on the torch" and charge at the other side!
Everyone: Our white moonlight is really quite strong.
[Orange] The last guardian of the world—Haga Mayumi—after the destruction of her world, finally broke free from the trap of immortality and entered into eternal slumber. However, when she opened her eyes again, she was reborn in another world. This world is strange. The guardians here don't get hurt or bleed, and they don't get covered in dirt like she does in battle. They always have sparkling magic to keep their clothes clean, and they can fight and fly in light dresses without revealing anything. Those guardians with brightly colored hair and clothes are called "magical girls," and it is said that no one knows their identities. Even though Haga Mayumi's childhood friend, classmates, transfer students, school doctor... and even the idol girls she saw on TV all have unusually bright hair, and each one corresponds to the hair color of a magical girl, no one notices anything unusual. It's outrageous. However, she doesn't know that the most outrageous thing in this children's world is herself—she can bleed, can move freely again in three minutes after a severed arm is stitched back up, and can resurrect from a state of minced meat after exploding into orange juice and splattering people's faces.
He traveled through a game world set in a magical remake of World War I, becoming a hapless imprisoned man in London. Luckily, he knew the plot well and possessed a cheat code that allowed him to replicate other people's abilities. Since fate had already condemned him to a life sentence, he decided to set the mountain on fire. "Miss Witch, how can you govern a country with these insects?" "Madam, you don't want your general husband to discover you're a spy for the Six Nations, do you?" "Go ahead, Princess, what are you hesitating about? Failure is treason, success is revolution!" "You ask what's on board? Nothing, just a few thousand guns... Arms smuggling? Don't slander me! I'm clearly supporting a just cause!" ... and so on. By establishing a secret organization, operating an underground industry, weaving a spy network, and collecting hardcore...
Interstellar gourmet Lin Xiaochu transmigrates to the cultivation world, bound to the "Universal Immortal Chef System." He discovers that stir-frying can increase cultivation, simmering soup can temper spiritual roots, and even making a simple cucumber salad can lead to enlightenment of sword intent. He thought he could quietly accumulate power through his culinary skills, but he stumbles into the most outrageous sect in the entire cultivation world, the "Ten Thousand Flavors Sect"—where senior brothers would unleash defensive immortal artifacts for a bowl of fried rice, elders would break through their cultivation realms on the spot for a sip of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, and even the sect leader has to queue for breakfast at 3 AM. The sect is united enough to fight a annihilation crisis, but at mealtimes they instantly transform into "hungry wolves," engaging in three hundred rounds of "friendly sparring" for half a piece of braised pork. Lin Xiaochu looks at the system panel's "Today's Task: Make snail rice noodles that Nascent Soul cultivators will fight tooth and nail for," and silently tightens his apron: "Fellow cultivators, let's make this clear first: fighting over food is fine, but please don't smash my pot!"
Transmigrating to another world, he inherited a dojo on the verge of being shut down… a mediocre little villa, and a staggering 20 million! The world's undisputed "Li Jin": Dojo owner? Even a dog wouldn't do it! Out of curiosity about the technology of this other world, he tried out the official training pod before stepping down. There, Li Jin clicked on an icon that shouldn't exist: 【Welcome to the Dark World】While martial artists in the real world struggle to break through their bottlenecks, Li Jin only needs to swat away minions from hell. When otherworldly magic users go bankrupt for a rare spell, Li Jin's skill tree automatically lights up. Initially, they laughed at a talentless kid inheriting a dojo, thinking it was presumptuous, unaware that he already possessed the power of a world. From Rogue Encampment to Chaos Sanctuary, when the apocalyptic tide descended upon the real world, Li Jin mastered the runic language, treading on the demonic path of hell…
[Comprehensive Network, Farming Style, Slow Life, All-Heaven Instances] We have successfully connected you to the Multiverse Comprehensive Game Network (abbreviated as "Comprehensive Network"). We are loading version information... The current "Comprehensive Network" version is: Legacy of the World Tree v8.05 Limited Edition - A Comfortable Life in the Blessings of Mother Earth. Restrictions: This version is limited to players of races with a specialization in farming or a related bloodline. 1. Reduced XP gain from killing, but increased gain from professional actions and training. 2. Each player receives a small, independent world, the size of which scales with their level, where they can develop farmland, pastures, and other facilities for farming. 3. Transactions on the Comprehensive Network are restricted in this version. While some products have increased returns, others may be blocked. PS: Hurry and farm! My army is starving. —Warlord - Hillwei is optimistic about your harvest...
Tags: D&D essay, Faerûn, Mage Introduction: The paladin pushed open the gates of the mage tower, his voice deafening: "Emia, I've confirmed it, the blueprints are flawed. It's impossible to create the Holy Avenger with them. Don't waste any more time!" "...The blueprints are flawed?" The mage Emia blankly raised the five holy swords in her hand. "Then what is this pile I just created?" ******Second Edition Introduction************ The magic network has been dormant for a century. Mortal souls are gradually falling into the hands of demons, and the cycle of death is about to begin. To cleanse evil, overturn hell, blast through the hazy realm, and let the light of magic and goodness shine once more, a single sword is not enough.
Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.
Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.
TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.
TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)
TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.
The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.
The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.