[PS: Male-to-female transformation story + protagonist never grows up + doesn't pursue a career + post-85s childhood + protagonist can cry and laugh + pure childhood story]

Being misunderstood as poking the socket with a wire - getting beaten - wow!

I had a fight with a rooster and got my mouth full of feathers bitten - and got beaten - wow!

Falling from the plum tree - means being beaten for no reason - wow!

There's a rat snake hanging from my butt—wow!

Wow wow wow…

Reborn as a child, because God was against me, I was easily attacked by everything, so I was beaten every other day...

Well, a purely funny childhood!

"What! You told me I traveled through time!" "And turned into a ball of data! And the most important thing is, this ball of data has a gender!" "Well... I can only live on the screen forever." A geek died suddenly in front of his computer screen after staying up all night. By chance, he traveled to another planet similar to Earth. His consciousness turned into data, and from then on he could only survive on the Internet. Let's see how the protagonist, who transformed into a virtual singer, developed on that planet with backward two-dimensional culture. (Note: This book is purely Japanese.

That night, Bai Xiao encountered a ghost. No one knew that from then on, this handsome boy turned into a beautiful girl.

Stunning beauty is superficial; her trademarks are tyranny and iron fist.

Ps: Shh, there is a lone transformed lady here, we slowly approach her, ah... I caught her, look, she is struggling...

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

(Urban cultivation, supernatural powers, invincibility, supernatural events, daily life)

In 2099, supernatural events broke out as organizations around the world were unable to control them.

Sanxiandui, Mihuntang, Yinyang Lake...mysterious places have become restricted areas.

The Maoshan people, the Huanlong clan, the Ling clan... one special family after another has stepped out of the public eye.

People with special abilities have surfaced one after another and transformed themselves into the most powerful people.

Fire-type Psychic: "I can burn everything!"

Water-based Psychic: "I am invincible in the ocean!"

Ice-type psychic: "With me guarding Antarctica, the glaciers won't melt!"

Li Xiaoyao is in charge of Institute 505 and is the last immortal cultivator in the world.

When others display their special abilities, he just raises his hand and uses all kinds of magic skills and magical weapons!

One move of "Great Sun Decision" can burn mountains, boil seas, and melt an entire country!

A real treasure, the Ice Phoenix Talisman, can kill people with ice-type abilities!

One sword can split mountains, split seas, destroy cities, and slay dragons...

One step can cover a thousand miles in an instant, and one thought can kill someone a thousand miles away!

"Sorry, you all have awakened your powers, so I have no choice but to cultivate!"

Self-discipline is addictive.

Xu Ming, who was reborn back to his senior year of high school, found a career panel appearing in front of him. As a student, he had obtained the talent of [Absolute Self-Discipline].

From then on, the class had a new test-taker who loved learning, and a new star rose in the academic world.

As the subject level improved and various entries were extracted, Xu Ming discovered that learning was such an enjoyable thing.

——

[Formula Derivation: Your understanding of formulas becomes deeper and your derivation ability is improved.]

【Deep Sleep: Your deep sleep time increases significantly. 】

Years later, Xu Ming stood on the stage of Kaijiangla and said sincerely: "I can achieve what I have today because I have been more self-disciplined."

…

Star Force is not only a mecha engine that can rewrite the laws of physics, but also a law machine that can distort reality and fantasy.

"The Princess of the Moon Face? Me?"

After Toyokawa Kiyoshi disappeared, Toyokawa Shoko was a little confused as she looked at the huge sky platform under her feet where she was taken by a group of people.

At first, I thought they were kidnapping me and demanding a ransom from the Toyokawa family. Just as I was about to explain that I had been kicked out of the Toyokawa family and was no longer worth anything, and was praying for them to let me go, a group of people asked me to lead them to recover the Moon's Face.

"Fuck you! Tianchen! You claim to be the queen, but you're just going to throw your king into the most dangerous place to fight monsters!"

"Your Majesty, let me explain. There is a reason for this."

"What explanation do you have? Go to my chambers and explain! I hope I can be as tough as you are!"

After an award ceremony, a reporter found the great director Nanaya Kiryu who helped the heroine win the Best Actress trophy again and interviewed him.

Reporter: Director Kiryu, congratulations on the heroine of your movie winning the Best Actress trophy again. May I ask why you can do it every time?

Nanaya: Because I am very good at discovering the beauty of women. In my eyes, whether it is a queen, a loli, a transvestite, long hair, short hair, modern, ancient costume, tsundere, electric wave system, sickly, queen, princess, saint, glasses girl, ghost, elf, animal ear girl, or even a 17 or 18-year-old old woman, they all have their own beauty. I just show this beauty to the audience.

Reporter: It seems that something strange has mixed in?

Nanaya: That's your illusion.

Tired of the intrigues of the big city and preferring a free and easy lifestyle, Ge Xiaohua returned to his hometown to forge iron in order to carry forward his traditional skills. He activated the Light Forging System through his own blood.

"Wow, rare." Blue Light Kitchen Knife: Sharpness +11, Cooking Skill +22

"Wow, epic." Purple Iron Pot: Delicious +36, Fresh +45

"Wow, a legend." Orange Light Hoe: Harvest +66, Soil Quality +83

[Daily love ➕ Single female lead ➕ Cold and beautiful goddess (fake) ➕ Sweet sweet sweet ➕ Contrasting cuteness ➕ Meat and vegetable combination ➕ Soft rice hard eating (bushi) ➕ Two-way running ➕ Double rebirth ➕ Double development]

[Dog food, dog food, dog food! Important things should be said three times]

[The plot is slow to heat up ~ hehehe]

【Introduction is incompetent, please move to the main text】

How does it feel to find out that the person you had a crush on in school also liked you?

What should I do if I meet my first love on a blind date?

What does it feel like to be reborn with your wife?

Shen Xiuhuai: Thanks for the invitation! I'm so excited!

My wife appears to be cold and indifferent, but she is actually clingy and likes to act coquettishly!

"Shen Xiuhuai, you originally belonged to me!"

"Shen Xiuhuai, let's be together!"

"Shen Xiuhuai, let's get married!"

Shen Xiuhuai felt that the most beautiful girl he had ever met was Lin Xiaoxiao.

How come after being reborn, he still likes a bastard like me...

From school uniforms to wedding dresses, this time they will definitely grow old together!

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Lin Xiaoxiao: "They said you should like the type of girl who is so beautiful!"

Lin Xiaoxiao felt wronged but also justified, "I have all the looks you like, you can only like me."

Shen Xiuhuai thought that his wife was really a treasure.

​——

​This is a (fake) story about marriage first and love later, and it is a story of mutual secret love.

It is also a story from high school to marriage, from school uniform to wedding dress.

It's a long story, I hope you like it.