[Non-Human Protagonist + Behind-the-Scenes Flow + Church Cultivation] The wheels of the industrial age roll over the earth, sparks of steam and gears composing a melody. The extraordinary tides rise and fall, and an ancient and powerful power is about to return with the times. "Why have people been drowning in this sea lately..." "I almost couldn't save them, but luckily I have so many tentacles." "What did you say? A sacrifice for me?" "How many times do I need to say it, I'm not Cthulhu!" Dense tentacles in the deep sea waved continuously in response to the sound, stirring up a huge wave on the surface. Those on the steamship marveled at the power of the resurrected ancient gods, kneeling on the deck and trembling slightly. Only Ivan himself knew that he was not some mysterious old god, but a jellyfish trying to survive in another world...

[Genius] + [Funny in the early stages, crazy in the later stages] + [Abstract protagonist] + [Small clever thoughts on cultivating immortality] + [High values, but it doesn't mean the mechanism is not strong] + [Not a single female protagonist]

In the 356th year of the Dragon Kingdom calendar, the golden dragon chariot smashed the sun, the heavenly palace rose above the moon, and the stars in the sky woke up one after another.

The world has also entered an era of spiritual revival, and people have awakened their spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality.

Ling Yishan, a mortal of three generations, could only drool secretly when watching the immortals flying and hiding in the sky on TV.

At this time, his family suddenly suffered a change, and the once loving couple became enemies.

"Thirteen, I am the Demon Lord, and your mother is the Holy Lord. If we plan to divorce, who will you be with?"

At first, Ling Yishan didn't believe it and just thought that the two elders were playing role-playing games for excitement. But as more and more strange things happened around him and more and more big men appeared around him, he would occasionally have small dreams, dreaming of an unfamiliar world of cultivating immortals.

Only then did Ling Yishan realize that his parents had not lied to him.

"You two should have told me earlier that you have this kind of background. I've worked so hard for nothing."

"You're too late, I've already taken off!"

[Golden God Xiaohuo], [Abstract Godfather of Modern Immortal Cultivation], [Trendsetter in the Immortal Cultivation World], [National Idol], [The First Born in the Immortal Cultivation World], [Designated Son by the Law of Cause and Effect], [Dream of Billions of Boys], [Spokesperson for Pure Natural Body Cultivation], [The Strongest Selling Spirit Pill Powder], [Cyber ​​Giant Sun Immortal], [The Evil Spirit Pearl of the Empire] Ling Yishan said so.

Holy Lord, Demon Lord:?

The two elders fell into deep thought as they looked at the world of immortal cultivation that had been torn apart and full of demons by their own son.

In the first year of the new calendar, the sky collapsed, the earth cracked, seawater flooded back, pollution emerged, and strange beasts invaded.

In the tenth year of the new calendar, the effects of thermal weapons weakened, martial arts began to rise, and humans began to defend their territory and fight against strange beasts and pollution.

In the 20th year of the new calendar, humans discovered that fire could curb pollution, and a crematorium was first built. All strange beasts and dead humans were sent to the crematorium for burning.

In the 100th year of the new calendar, Lin Yu and his twin sister Lin Siyi were born.

His elder sister is a genius but suddenly falls into a coma, and even the family is in trouble. In order to keep his sister alive, Lin Yu joins the incinerator and becomes a high-risk incinerator, but accidentally unlocks his own abilities.

"Advanced bodybuilding technique, honed through countless trials and tribulations by warriors! The effect is ten times greater than that of basic bodybuilding techniques!"

"Advanced breathing techniques can better regulate your breath and connect you to the outside world. They're ten times more efficient than basic breathing techniques!"

"Boxing!"

"Swordsmanship!"

"Body movement!"

"If there is no light from now on, I, Lin Yu, will be the only flame."

A sudden meteor shower revived the world's spiritual energy...

Everyone who has awakened superpowers feels that they are about to stand up, and they all think that they are the only one who has awakened superpowers...

Passerby A: The wind is so arrogant today. From today on, it is my era.

Passerby B: I see. I am the protagonist now that I have super powers?

Passerby C: I understand. I may reach the peak of my life next.

However...

The real protagonist: the world line converges, omnipotent and omniscient

False Protagonist: Just one superpower.

.........................................

What were you doing during the Aura Resurrection? Do you have time? Do you want to awaken a superpower and save the world?

[Crazy + Abstract + Funny + Explosive + No Female Lead + Decisive and Ruthless]

"No, why are you arresting me, officer? Please let me explain. I really do have polio. I was forced to come to Shang K. They don't treat me like a human being. They carried a disabled person like me here to take care of my sister's business."

"Oh? A brand new version? And someone reported you for kicking that wanted criminal to death with a flying kick, how do you explain that?"

"Slander! They're slandering me! They're stealing from me! They're cheating me! I'm a disabled person!"

"Relying on absorbing sunlight to replenish energy, what else could you be but a vegetable? From childhood polio to a vegetable state, your condition has worsened."

"Oh ho ho, you vampire, and you're even using solar energy as a new energy source!"

"Why do you always yell 'Take this!' at your opponent before every fight?"

"Let me emphasize this again! I rely on skill, not stats!"

"You mean, you personally witnessed a lord-level behemoth being kicked to death by a polio-stricken child?"

[Starting Character: A High School Student with Polio]

[Ending: The Black-Winged Demon Suppresses All Races]

Write in moderation, indulge in quirky humor and memes, enter the world I've created, and let me bring you joy. Let me prove that AI can never replace humanity.

I believe in parallel universes.

What does it mean to be a tuner with an annual salary of over 100 million yuan? What does it mean to be an electronic music producer/DJ? Don't doubt it, they can recreate the howling of huskies, foxes, and screaming chickens and make them into dynamic music! When people look back, a loli figure has already rushed into the center of the world of electronic music and stood at the top, charming everyone with her cuteness. Welcome to join the book club: 854495780

(Gene-related article) (240,000+ favorites, extremely high rating)

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with ant genes, increasing your strength a hundredfold!]

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with the electric eel's genes and gained lightning abilities!]

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with the genes of an alligator snapping turtle and gained super defensive capabilities!]

The host can continue to select gene fusion options:

flea gene: after fusion, it grants a hundredfold increase in jumping power;

Cockroach genes: after fusion, they gain a hundredfold increase in vitality;

Mantis genes: after fusion, the entire body can be weaponized;

………

After incorporating ant genes.

One punch slammed into the sky, another into the sea.

The seawater bursting up more than ten meters high in front of them remained still for a long time.

seem…

Is it a good thing to be invincible from the start?

The new book has reached 1.2 million words and is ready to be devoured! [Starting with Daily Sign-in: Watching Live Streams with a System]

"Xiao Ran, why don't we specialize in the ice element so that we can inherit my position as the king of the ice element in the future!" Zhou Xueqi said seriously.

"Xiao Ran, don't listen to your mother. No matter how you look at it, you should be more presentable as a dragon expert!" Gu Qianshan said with disdain.

......

When the time traveler met his superstar parents, he thought this was the pinnacle of his life.

But, what is the sign-in system in my mind for?

This is a cool novel, with a single female lead or no female lead.

Life was supposed to be peaceful, but then he met a red-eyed girl who called herself Lucifer, and things started to get weird. Strange characters started to appear in the shop: a birdman with a circular fluorescent light on his head, a loser who was too lazy to walk and just floated around on his sword, and a lolita leader who blew up his room again... well, it was just a normal day.

I have a system! I'm about to reach the pinnacle of life! Wait! This quest has a trap! This reward is wrong! Why am I becoming more and more effeminate?! Why are all my suitors men?! [A sorrowful swing]