My name is Qin Feng, I'm seventeen, and I belong to the Chinese suburban branch of Big Hero 6, known as one of the Three Heroes of the Wind and Dust. My usual routine includes punishing evil and promoting good, maintaining world peace, helping old ladies cross the street, guiding lost children home, rescuing troubled young girls, and making friends with seasoned drivers from all over the world. Okay, actually, none of that is the point. The point is—until one day, I was forced to take on a hellish challenge: attending the city's legendary all-girls school, becoming the only boy in the entire school. Perhaps in others' eyes this is a dream paradise, but in reality, it's an unimaginable future… [Demon God Devours the Heavens]

This story is seriously misleading from the beginning and the synopsis. Please read with caution. ———————— There was a girl with pink hair, dressed in a black police uniform, short skirt, and white stockings from the Taisho era, named Ai Komachi, who looked to be only eleven or twelve years old. However, despite her young age, the girl possessed unparalleled swordsmanship. With a single sword strike, she separated the world of the living from the world of the dead, and from that moment on, the world of the living returned to the human realm, and the world of the dead returned to the three paths of death, and all the extraordinary fell silent. But the girl, who was known as the 'Queen of the Underworld,' and the hundred demons who disrupted the order of the world of the living, subsequently became legends, myths passed down by word of mouth. Then... the girl awoke, but was awakened by her master. Her master was also short, but unlike the girl in her dream, her master was a foreigner with silver hair and blue eyes. But he also possessed incredible abilities; otherwise, how could he have become her master? "Master, Master, I just had a dream." The girl told her master about the girl in her dream, but her master told her, "You dreamed of me." "But Master... you're white-haired!" "It seems you're very observant; you actually discovered that."

I never thought that I could practice while walking and become a big boss even when lying down.

People say: Be a salted fish with dreams. You want to turn over, but accidentally the salted fish sticks to the pan.

Oops! It’s all over…

Is it the injustice of fate, or the hero’s triumphant song!

The legendary world where one controls the universe in his hands, steps on the stars, and flies with swords has really come into being.

All kinds of big guys gathered together.

The fairy said: Don’t soak me, there is no boiling water at home, so I can’t be cooked.

The boss said: Come, play mahjong?

Su Xun was very distressed because he was despised by everyone and flowers withered at his sight wherever he went.

As he famously said, no matter how handsome you are, you will always attract jealousy and hatred.

Other people’s handsomeness makes people chase them all over the street, but his handsomeness makes people chop him down all over five streets.

(Orange) Reincarnated in another world, I'm a beautiful female knight in black stockings. Faced with danger, what kind of martial virtues does a female knight need to protect herself? Wear the thickest armor, take the hardest hits, then rebound. Stealth, flash, group silence. Play dead, sneak attacks, set traps, art is explosion. I actually don't understand any of this, I'm a noble and righteous female knight. What? You ask the victims why they don't speak? Because those who have fallen to my sword are either forever silent or have become my wives...

Beasts of all kinds—spiritual beasts, demonic beasts, rare beasts, celestial beasts, ancient relics, dragons of fortune, sword spirits, corpse puppets, gu insects, mechanical marvels, and elemental spirits—every form and technique can be mastered.

The story begins in a third-rate cultivation sect, the Beast Taming Sect…

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Struggle through the weak paths; ascend with the mastery of beasts!

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

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[Genius] + [Funny in the early stages, crazy in the later stages] + [Abstract protagonist] + [Small clever thoughts on cultivating immortality] + [High values, but it doesn't mean the mechanism is not strong] + [Not a single female protagonist]

In the 356th year of the Dragon Kingdom calendar, the golden dragon chariot smashed the sun, the heavenly palace rose above the moon, and the stars in the sky woke up one after another.

The world has also entered an era of spiritual revival, and people have awakened their spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality.

Ling Yishan, a mortal of three generations, could only drool secretly when watching the immortals flying and hiding in the sky on TV.

At this time, his family suddenly suffered a change, and the once loving couple became enemies.

"Thirteen, I am the Demon Lord, and your mother is the Holy Lord. If we plan to divorce, who will you be with?"

At first, Ling Yishan didn't believe it and just thought that the two elders were playing role-playing games for excitement. But as more and more strange things happened around him and more and more big men appeared around him, he would occasionally have small dreams, dreaming of an unfamiliar world of cultivating immortals.

Only then did Ling Yishan realize that his parents had not lied to him.

"You two should have told me earlier that you have this kind of background. I've worked so hard for nothing."

"You're too late, I've already taken off!"

[Golden God Xiaohuo], [Abstract Godfather of Modern Immortal Cultivation], [Trendsetter in the Immortal Cultivation World], [National Idol], [The First Born in the Immortal Cultivation World], [Designated Son by the Law of Cause and Effect], [Dream of Billions of Boys], [Spokesperson for Pure Natural Body Cultivation], [The Strongest Selling Spirit Pill Powder], [Cyber ​​Giant Sun Immortal], [The Evil Spirit Pearl of the Empire] Ling Yishan said so.

Holy Lord, Demon Lord:?

The two elders fell into deep thought as they looked at the world of immortal cultivation that had been torn apart and full of demons by their own son.

Su Mo traveled through the world of gods and accidentally obtained the bloodline of a succubus that could be infinitely upgraded.

On the surface, Su Mo is an ordinary earl in the human kingdom, but secretly, with his succubus bloodline, he has become an extremely powerful demon god in just over a decade.

The greatest pleasure is to tease the little succubus, and occasionally abduct one or two little angels from heaven, making the goddess in heaven stomp her feet in anger.

Life is fulfilling and comfortable.

Who knew that at this time, countless friends from Blue Star traveled to the world of gods.

Some people became the "protagonist" and some became the "villain", and a confrontation between the "protagonist" and the "villain" unfolded.

Su Mo was surprised to find that he was also one of the "villains", but an accident happened when he traveled through time, and he traveled through time twenty years earlier than others.

"What are you doing? I've become a demon god, and you want me to be the villain?"

When Su Mo decided to seriously become a villain, countless protagonists trembled:...

(Western fantasy + sword and magic + magical civilization + mysticism + original dungeons + underworld magic + the nascent dawn of the East + single female protagonist + grand world view)

[I've been transported into this lousy game, and even the uninstall button isn't working! What do I do? I need help urgently!]

Su En transmigrates to a Western fantasy game world and faces a luxurious "survival package" of twelve gods and seventy-two divine monsters. He discovers that he is a magical failure—the only skill he can learn is the [Counter Magic], which has no offensive power.

Being passively attacked and unable to deflect melee attacks? What kind of ridiculous SSR-level talent is this!

Until he unexpectedly triggered a "master-servant contract"...

From that day on, Suen's path to survival embarked on a railway of no return, and along the way, he also ran over some brilliant but futile attempts to stop him.

The twelve deities—Sichen, Siming, Zhijin, and others—have already manipulated the entire world for their own purposes.

Magical technology, new gods and old gods, the resurgence of the remnants of the divine era, the unprecedented prosperity of magical power... A new era, in harmony with history and the future, is rolling in. What the gods did not expect was that what would come head to head was Suen, who held the ultimate Flash Spell.

"Look me in the eye! You bastard! I'll make you look me in the eye!"

"Are gods really that good at fighting? What good is it if you can't even fight? If you're blind, how are you supposed to monitor this world?"

The silver-haired angel, an old enemy, came to kill him with gritted teeth, but was forced to stand there, his face flushed and unable to move.

"What...what are you going to do!"

"Kneel down! Do it for me!"

"Waaaaah, no..."

The whole school is waiting for them to come back, while Suen is at home, forcing the angel who lost her...

Answers to "Five Years of Magic, Three Years of Simulation".

Elesa, who was reincarnated into another world and became a witch, thought she was going to be hunted by witches of the church.

But I didn't expect that the witch of this world is the well-deserved master and ruler.

More importantly, there are social benefits beyond imagination!

With an income of only 200-300 yuan a month, you can live a leisurely life with three days on the job and four days off, and you can take seven days off to travel every month.

Can……

"A witch's fate, of course, depends on her own efforts, but it also has to take into account the course of history."

"I'm not being modest. How come I, a witch, was chosen as the Great Witch?"

"But the Chief Witch told me that everyone at the meeting has decided that you will be the new Great Witch."

——Excerpt from "The Great Witch's Internal Newspaper"