In an era of spiritual energy resurgence, Hong Hua, a descendant of the Phoenix Clan, holds the spatial heritage of her lineage and should have ascended to the pinnacle of cultivation—
Then she opened a pet shop.
Hong Hua: "A life without fluff is no different from being a salted fish. With fluff, I’d gladly be a salted fish. Fluff is the treasure of the world, and better than one piece of fluff is a whole house full of fluff..."
A tale of cultivation and raising (a whole lot of) pets, with no romance.
It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.
But...but why?
Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?
Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?
Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?
Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?
Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?
What's going on?
Is it so hard to be forgotten?
[Western Fantasy][Disqualified Hero][Not Invincible Without System][Multiple Female Protagonists][No Abuse of the Protagonist]
Ryan died together with the great transport car that sent him to another world. In the violent explosion, he missed the opportunity to connect with the priest who was responsible for the job transfer of the transferees.
Sixteen years later, Ryan, who was trapped in the turbulence of time and space, finally tore a hole and fell heavily into another world, just landing on the back of a giant dragon lady.
After some inspection, it was found that due to staying in the turbulence of time and space for many years, the magic of this world had no effect on him, whether it was the enemy's damaging magic or the friendly magic, and only physical attacks could cause damage to him.
Wait, in this world, not having a job would make you a lazy bum in the biological sense?
In order to avoid turning into a fat white bug, Ryan chose to become a bard.
In this world, there are both local heroes and "shifters" from other worlds, and their goal is to defeat the Demon King.
But the quality of this group of foreign "transferers" is obviously mixed...
Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.
In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.
But.
What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?
Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end
Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)
Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane
Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!
(Daily, funny)
I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli?
Did my loli eat your rice?
Sleeping in your bed?
Did he hit your child?
Or did you push your head into the pit?
What? I've done it before...
Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them?
In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage.
Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword.
You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands.
My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground.
What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child.
Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~
He left, didn't he?
Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...
“You actually locked animals in a box just to watch them breed? That’s pretty twisted.”
“That’s... a TV. It’s just playing Animal Planet...”
“The holy light... went out?! Did I do something wrong?!”
“You’re sitting on the power button.”
“A pot where lava and spring water coexist—humanity’s greatest invention!”
“Take it slow, no one’s fighting you for the hotpot.”
...
Jiang Li returned to Earth from another world, only to discover that the witch lady who used to be his enemy had followed him back.
Facing a world completely unfamiliar to her,
the witch lady made a firm decision...
Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!
Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.
Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!
System:???
Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.
Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.
TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.
TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)
TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.
The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.
The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.
Daily life is relaxing, a hodgepodge of the anime world, there will be chat groups, and also the collapsed world.
As for the name, it was wrong. I wanted to change it, but I didn’t.
A young boy was chosen by a god.
Give him strength.
What kind of storm will it cause when it comes to the world of anime? Let's wait and see
Question: Beneath the starry sky, there stands a beauty. Her long black hair flows like eternal night, her bright eyes shimmer like the stars, her immense magic makes the world tremble, and her unparalleled beauty compels all beings to bow before her. Who is this beauty?
“That’s right, it’s me, the Queen of Witches, Dorothy!”