"You mean... you saw four Hilichurls take a hit from a Stormterror's claw, but they were completely unharmed?"

Qin stared in disbelief and asked Ying...

Ying glanced awkwardly into the distance and said, "They weren't exactly unscathed, they were turned into Hilichurl pancakes..."

A Windranger Hilichurl took out an air pump from off-camera, inflated himself, and then tried to help the Hilichurl Rathalos next to him. However, he pumped in too much air, and watched helplessly as Rathalos, exhaling gas, flew into the air, accidentally knocking over a passing Dvalin.

Finally, he landed on his butt, flattening the restored Water Hilichurl Ranger and Hilichurl Thug.

Everyone fell silent at this shocking scene.

Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

[Pokémon] and [Genshin Impact] can be worn together.

Jiang Chen is a dual player of "Genshin Impact" and "Pokémon" from the real world.

He has deep feelings for Pokémon and the beautiful girls of Teyvat.

Well then, let the people of Teyvat see our bond!

…………

At the beginning, he arrived at Fontaine and directly flew a dragon to Fu Fu's face.

Then "kidnap" it to the Pokémon world and do this and that...

after……

Phonina: "Pikachu, let's go together!"

Navia: "Gardevoir, let them see our bond!"

Ying: "Go! Paimon!!!"

Hu Tao: "Geng Gui..."

Shen He: "..."

………

The Liyue immortals may have dabbled in alchemy, but the recipe of the white-haired young man from Aozang Mountain left them all looking at each other in bewilderment...

"Hair from the Great Sage, saliva from the Golden Traveler, powder from the horn of the Ryota Dragon King, a bowl of Paimon soup..."

"It's done! Four-image pill!"

"If you eat it, you'll gain the height of the Great Sage, the resistance of the Traveler, the weight of the Dragon King, and... the appetite of Paimon?"

When the white-haired boy wanted to find someone to test the efficacy of the medicine, the immortals had already hidden away.

A video playback system has appeared in Teyvat, and all sorts of high-quality fan art are being uploaded there, including various regrets from the main storyline. What kind of sparks will fly when these appear in Teyvat? (Please submit some fan art!)

Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.

After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.

While studying.

Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!

When I was eight years old...

Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!

Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...

Since then.

In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.

A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.

One day.

Silky's training in the abyss has ended.

He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!

The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.

I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!

The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.

Lu Li happened to return from outside.

Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!

"Master! What are you doing here!?"

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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!

Many years later.

Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?

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After Teyvat became invincible.

Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.

They also taught him cooking skills.

I was feeling a bit bored one day.

Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."

Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.

"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"

While chatting with Zhong Li, Su Mo accidentally activated the Honkai Impact 3 system. Through this system, Su Mo could transform into various Honkai Impact 3 characters. Herrscher of the Void versus Morax? Herrscher of the Wind versus Barbatos? Yae Sakura versus Yae no Miko? Herrscher of Thunder versus Thunder General? ... System, can you give me some real-world missions? What? Those character cards are my clones? Damn... Japanese?

In the year 2114, the world has been unified and the Earth Federation has been established, but various problems have also arisen. To divert public attention, the government uses the rapid productivity of the Fourth Industrial Revolution to reproduce a large number of World War II weapons and equipment, and has girls use them to play a game called War.

Well, having said so much, this is actually the story of an ordinary boy who travels through time and space and becomes the body of a genius pilot girl.

Please see how our black-bellied and shameless protagonist gradually becomes a legend in the war game~

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[Urban Martial Arts] [Single Female Lead] [Sixth Brother] [Exhilarating Combat] [Volume] [Family Protectiveness]

Su Xinghe transmigrates to an urban martial arts world and becomes an orphan without parents.

Just when he thought he was about to make a comeback as an "orphan," he discovered...

The original owner was a complete waste! While others could control lightning with their lightning-based abilities, his was only good for charging his phone.

Su Xinghe: I'm tired. Let's destroy it!

However, things took an unexpected turn when the "Path of Martial Arts Achievement," designed to subdue those who dared to defy the odds, was activated—as long as you completed the tasks issued by the system, you could obtain free attribute points!

Su Xinghe was filled with enthusiasm, and had just set a small goal when his parents came knocking on his door!

Su's mother: "Son, if anyone bullies you, I'll shake all their eggs until the yolks are broken!"

Su's father: "My dear son, here's a hundred million for your pocket money!"

From then on, when Su Xinghe prepared to study diligently, his father bought the entire cultivation tower.

Just as he was about to risk his life in the secret realm, his mother had already sent a fleet to flatten it.

Looking at the path to becoming a top-tier writer, which had been "crushed" by his parents' love, Su Xinghe timidly raised his hand to the system: "Um... System Bro... why don't you uninstall it? I'm afraid my parents will misunderstand!"