[Genius] + [Funny in the early stages, crazy in the later stages] + [Abstract protagonist] + [Small clever thoughts on cultivating immortality] + [High values, but it doesn't mean the mechanism is not strong] + [Not a single female protagonist]

In the 356th year of the Dragon Kingdom calendar, the golden dragon chariot smashed the sun, the heavenly palace rose above the moon, and the stars in the sky woke up one after another.

The world has also entered an era of spiritual revival, and people have awakened their spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality.

Ling Yishan, a mortal of three generations, could only drool secretly when watching the immortals flying and hiding in the sky on TV.

At this time, his family suddenly suffered a change, and the once loving couple became enemies.

"Thirteen, I am the Demon Lord, and your mother is the Holy Lord. If we plan to divorce, who will you be with?"

At first, Ling Yishan didn't believe it and just thought that the two elders were playing role-playing games for excitement. But as more and more strange things happened around him and more and more big men appeared around him, he would occasionally have small dreams, dreaming of an unfamiliar world of cultivating immortals.

Only then did Ling Yishan realize that his parents had not lied to him.

"You two should have told me earlier that you have this kind of background. I've worked so hard for nothing."

"You're too late, I've already taken off!"

[Golden God Xiaohuo], [Abstract Godfather of Modern Immortal Cultivation], [Trendsetter in the Immortal Cultivation World], [National Idol], [The First Born in the Immortal Cultivation World], [Designated Son by the Law of Cause and Effect], [Dream of Billions of Boys], [Spokesperson for Pure Natural Body Cultivation], [The Strongest Selling Spirit Pill Powder], [Cyber ​​Giant Sun Immortal], [The Evil Spirit Pearl of the Empire] Ling Yishan said so.

Holy Lord, Demon Lord:?

The two elders fell into deep thought as they looked at the world of immortal cultivation that had been torn apart and full of demons by their own son.

What does it mean to be a tuner with an annual salary of over 100 million yuan? What does it mean to be an electronic music producer/DJ? Don't doubt it, they can recreate the howling of huskies, foxes, and screaming chickens and make them into dynamic music! When people look back, a loli figure has already rushed into the center of the world of electronic music and stood at the top, charming everyone with her cuteness. Welcome to join the book club: 854495780

(Gene-related article) (240,000+ favorites, extremely high rating)

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with ant genes, increasing your strength a hundredfold!]

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with the electric eel's genes and gained lightning abilities!]

[Congratulations, host: You have fused with the genes of an alligator snapping turtle and gained super defensive capabilities!]

The host can continue to select gene fusion options:

flea gene: after fusion, it grants a hundredfold increase in jumping power;

Cockroach genes: after fusion, they gain a hundredfold increase in vitality;

Mantis genes: after fusion, the entire body can be weaponized;

………

After incorporating ant genes.

One punch slammed into the sky, another into the sea.

The seawater bursting up more than ten meters high in front of them remained still for a long time.

seem…

Is it a good thing to be invincible from the start?

The new book has reached 1.2 million words and is ready to be devoured! [Starting with Daily Sign-in: Watching Live Streams with a System]

"—Klee: Big brother, big sister, elves are so cute! What, you don't believe me? How could Klee possibly lie?"

—Chairman Qin: I swear by my sword that I will deliver victory to you, my little fire dragon.

— Lu Guoba: Before dawn arrives, someone must light up the darkness. Baby Dragon, let's go.

—Amber: Can you keep up with me and Ponyta?!

—Lisa: There's no end to the tasks, so I might as well chat with my sister for a while, right, EDM baby…

— Fischl: I hear the whispers of fate, softly calling my name. Day and night, time and space are but illusions, yet the bonds of fate once again bring you and me into this eternal night. In the name of consecration, I summon you, you dragon cub! (PS: Oz translation: Black-eyed Crocodile)

(This is a Genshin Impact video, introducing Pokémon. Non-Genshin Impact players will not be affected by the viewing experience.)

(Keywords: elf, relaxed, everyday life)

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

Travel through the world of beast control and obtain the [Loading Template System]. When [Water Leap Frog] loaded the [Jiraiya Template], a lustful non-mainstream toad appeared! When [Bright Rat] loaded the [Kizaru Template], a nine-to-five salted fish rat appeared! When [Sword Dancing Grass] loaded the [Zoro Template], a direction-dead grass with only the brain of killing people appeared! Water Leap Frog·Jiraiya: "Ninjas are those who can endure." Bright Rat·Kizaru: "As long as the money is in place, even the legendary beasts can be useless!" Sword Dancing Grass·Zoro: "A back injury is a shame for a swordsman!" 'In my world, no one believes that ordinary pets can defeat legendary beasts, until... I appeared. '——Divine Beast Killer·Girl Nemesis·Wife Terminator·Lu Yuan [Cool points: character templates, development, beast control, pets, pets, summoning, training,

Life was supposed to be peaceful, but then he met a red-eyed girl who called herself Lucifer, and things started to get weird. Strange characters started to appear in the shop: a birdman with a circular fluorescent light on his head, a loser who was too lazy to walk and just floated around on his sword, and a lolita leader who blew up his room again... well, it was just a normal day.

Chen Chen, who was carried away by the Universiade while saving a little girl, unexpectedly ended up in heaven! But something's not right about this heaven! A forbidden comic heaven? Isn't that heaven too? (laughs)

[Also known as: Cthulhu version of Ranch Story]

Farming style + Cthulhu world + daily management + cognitive error + protagonist no fighting + no color + low sense of pleasure

Tiny human, when you see those great beings, will you still maintain your sanity? —Family Whisper

The protagonist: Chen Yi, a veteran player of Ranch Story, Mineral Town and Stardew Valley, accidentally becomes an Old One.

What will he do when he enters the world of the Great Lord? Of course, he will continue farming! ! !

Main storyline: Build a ranch that belongs to you from scratch.

During the business, you can make friends with the alien girls around you and give them the radishes, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, apples, etc. that you grow yourself.

Reality changes because of the gift he gives.

Ranch setting reference: Ranch Story: Friends of Mineral Town

Target of the strategy: The most beautiful "Goddess".

Difficulty: 100 stars

The first two chapters are background stories and cognitive and operational learning.

Ranch building map: See Chapter 2 for the author’s words!

The tallest tower in Nurmengard

This is a forbidden area for wizards throughout Austria and even the world.

At that moment, the cry of a baby with sunset-colored hair shattered the long-lost peace!

Grindelwald: Her bright smile will always inspire those who walk with her and light the way for the rest of my life.

A certain White Demon King: This little girl's childlike innocence and vitality are like fireworks in the night sky.

A diary entry: He is my salvation, my hope, the person who changed my life.

"Things you believed in during your childhood and the stories you experienced will become irreplaceable treasures."

"I believe that language has its own unique power, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by speaking it out!" said Xiaogong.