[No system + Gardevoir heroine + deserted island start + parallel world + city + daily warmth + non-invincible text]

You start out as a stunted unicorn beetle wandering on a deserted island. Do you want to go?

Whoever wants to go can go!

Send the power of bond and understand the language of elves.

Think about it.

You may encounter a shiny Lalulas occasionally and capture it.

Quite interesting.

Evolved Gardevoir, devoted, only loves you, wants to climb into your bed every day.

Stop talking, who else but me!

<Elf World><Gou Daoliu>

Lu Sheng accidentally traveled to the elf world and became a newborn dog in a breeding house. Adhering to the philosophy of Gou Dao, he chose to stay in the breeding house and grow quietly. When he was discovered, everyone knew that a new legend had emerged in the elf world.

"Excuse me, do you get up so early every day to train?"

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense"

"Your friend Slow King said that you taught him everything. What's your explanation for this?"

"Slow King? I don't know him. I've never been out of the house."

This is a story about Lao Liu being betrayed by his best friend (a traitor).

Rebirth Back in 2005, Chen You rescued his daughter Jiang Ning entrusted by his best friend from the fire and adopted her.

What he never thought was that this 5-year-old girl would become his little matchmaker in the days to come.

"The gentle and generous orange teacher, the lively and cute sweet aunt, and the smart and beautiful Qingya sister......"

"They are all very good to me, and they also love my father."

"So, it's too difficult for me to choose one to be a mother......"

So, this is just a simple love light comedy fantasy novel~

A young man known as the "future strongest magician" met a confused brave girl in a small town, and their youthful love story began at this moment.

This book is suitable for men, women, young and old. If you are tired of all kinds of routines, come here to change your taste~

Hot and fresh QQ group: 194329315 (please be sure to ignore the group name)

According to legend, travelers from another world came to the continent of Teyvat under the guidance of fate. They traveled through the seven kingdoms, witnessed all kinds of things in the mortal world and the stories behind the gods. In the end, they met the real enemy at the end of their journey. He is... We'll talk about him next time. "If you want to hear what's next, buy me a cider." Wendy, the God of Wind, smiled and put away the piano in her hand. "Tsk! Do I need to pay to listen to my own story?" Lin Mo curled his lips in dissatisfaction and called to the girl behind him: "Ying, let's go! Let's go to Liyue to listen to storytelling!" "Well, Paimon, let's go." The blonde girl stood up and followed Lin Mo. The God of Wind trotted a few steps helplessly to catch up: "No, an apple is fine!"

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

【Sword & Magic】【Knight】【Bard】【Half-Fairy】【Light Novel】【Comedy】

What does it take to become the greatest knight?

Tang said: The status granted by the royal family, the legendary equipment forged by the dwarves, the fantasy dragon mount, the loyal orc followers and the reliable elf companions, the powerful and tyrannical fateful demon king, and the lover waiting for the knight's return.

But he was just a theater actor with a broken head.

The demon king he was going to defeat did not exist at all.

He insists that he is a knight, and keeps saying weird things like "increase your reputation level" and "willpower is my HP".

"Record this, Muri! My fame level has increased again today! I'm one step closer to challenging the Demon King!"

Looking at this madman who rushed into the gangster's den, shouted "For glory" and then beat up all the enemies, I, Muri, a hapless half-elf bard with a confused future, silently made a note in my little notebook.

"Today, Tang used a non-existent power to solve a real problem."

He did not have the title of "Sir" conferred by the kingdom, but he won the admiration of all common people.

He has no magical weapons, but with his unyielding "faith", he makes monsters tremble in fear.

While the true knights were still calculating gains and losses, honor and disgrace, this madman had already embarked on the path of saving the world.

Later, he left a message on the poem "Knight's Glory" that I wrote for him:

"Who said I was crazy? I am... the greatest knight!"

I've saved countless dinosaurs in the Jurassic World, cared for lonely elderly people in the Cage of Spirits World, maintained a stable balance in Jackie Chan Adventures, and saved over 7 billion humans countless times in the American Comics World. So please believe me, I really am a good dragon! A small black dragon cowered in a corner, watching the countless worlds rushing to collect their debts! Isn't it just eating some of your unwanted garbage? Is there any need to be so stingy? Confirmed worlds: Jurassic World, Cage of Spirits, Jackie Chan Adventures, Resident Evil, Marvel, DC, Ultraman, Dragon Clan... QQ group number: 167701986

Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.

Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.

TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.

TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)

TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.

The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.

The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.

“You actually locked animals in a box just to watch them breed? That’s pretty twisted.”

“That’s... a TV. It’s just playing Animal Planet...”

“The holy light... went out?! Did I do something wrong?!”

“You’re sitting on the power button.”

“A pot where lava and spring water coexist—humanity’s greatest invention!”

“Take it slow, no one’s fighting you for the hotpot.”

...

Jiang Li returned to Earth from another world, only to discover that the witch lady who used to be his enemy had followed him back.

Facing a world completely unfamiliar to her,

the witch lady made a firm decision...