Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

After a hundred reincarnations, Lu Ming arrived in a new world. Because the players in this world enjoy challenging games, he recreated the real world he had experienced in the game. Years later, Lu Ming, now the father of the Souls-style games, a tough-talking game designer, and the foremost player-handler, said this in an interview. ...I was forced to achieve what I have today. "Bennett Foddy" sold over 10 million copies, and they beat it in a minute. In the "Outlast" series, I arranged for Father Martin to leave medicine with players, hoping they would take more photos of evidence. However, they slipped away in less than an hour, and the total filming time was less than ten minutes! Are you worthy of Martin? The most despicable are those players who take the wrong path and skip 80% of the process...

I never thought that I could practice while walking and become a big boss even when lying down.

People say: Be a salted fish with dreams. You want to turn over, but accidentally the salted fish sticks to the pan.

Oops! It’s all over…

Is it the injustice of fate, or the hero’s triumphant song!

The legendary world where one controls the universe in his hands, steps on the stars, and flies with swords has really come into being.

All kinds of big guys gathered together.

The fairy said: Don’t soak me, there is no boiling water at home, so I can’t be cooked.

The boss said: Come, play mahjong?

Su Xun was very distressed because he was despised by everyone and flowers withered at his sight wherever he went.

As he famously said, no matter how handsome you are, you will always attract jealousy and hatred.

Other people’s handsomeness makes people chase them all over the street, but his handsomeness makes people chop him down all over five streets.

Reborn in the Marvel world as the nightmare spirit Tokisaki Kurumi, she embarked on an endless journey of plunder.

In the Marvel world, collect Infinity Stones and build power.

In "Kabutoshi of the Iron Fortress", destroy the crazy corpses, collect the fragments of the godhead, and become the savior.

In Akame ga Kill, collect imperial weapons and destroy the corrupt empire.

In "Naruto", he punched the Akatsuki organization, kicked the five major ninja villages, and absorbed the power of the tailed beasts.

…………

With the power of the heavens, he comprehended the mysteries of time and space and became the sole ruler of the multiverse of Marvel.

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[No system + Gardevoir heroine + deserted island start + parallel world + city + daily warmth + non-invincible text]

You start out as a stunted unicorn beetle wandering on a deserted island. Do you want to go?

Whoever wants to go can go!

Send the power of bond and understand the language of elves.

Think about it.

You may encounter a shiny Lalulas occasionally and capture it.

Quite interesting.

Evolved Gardevoir, devoted, only loves you, wants to climb into your bed every day.

Stop talking, who else but me!

Coming to this world and seeing all kinds of familiar anime characters and campus characters from his previous life, Su Zhou thought he had won the resurrection match and was preparing to enjoy his life and go to defeat the familiar beauties such as Yukinoshita Yukino, Mizuhara Chizuru, and Kato Megumi.

But the system came knocking on the door.

[“Ding, host, your Strongest Sword God system has been successfully bound and a quest has been issued: Defeat any monster to receive a Novice Gift Pack.]

After looking at the task and then at the monsters being fought on the opposite side, Su Zhou just wanted to ask if the system was messing with him.

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Until the mysterious side door was gradually pushed open by Su Zhou, Su Zhou also slowly understood the truth of this world.

When I woke up, I found myself in a wonderful anime world.

Here you can find both peaceful countryside and modern cities where monsters hide, and you can even hear rumors about supernatural powers and witches.

Lin Xi's only goal is to use his past life memories and a little bit of "plug-in" to open a small shop in this familiar yet strange world, drink tea, make friends, and live the leisurely and slow life he has always dreamed of.

[The Fourth Calamity + Farming Style + The Male Protagonist Has No Emotional Line] [The Background Is a Once-Glorious Magic Civilization]

After traveling to the magical wasteland after the magic riot, Chu Yue thought it was a farming story where he would lead the natives to survive.

Unexpectedly, one day he would be able to summon the little players from Blue Star.

From then on, the style of farming paintings began to become weird.

"Mr. Mayor, I saw those players eating dirt!"

"Mr. Mayor, I saw those players poking the giant frog's butt with sticks!"

"Mr. Mayor, I saw that group of players driving a car without magic on the ground!"

…

Looking at the players standing in front of him, claiming that they had recovered the entire continent.

Chu Yue's heart skipped a beat.

Oh no! He really became an NPC!

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

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But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

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