This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

As one of the supreme god-kings of three thousand planes, Nolan, the Lord of Chaos, is known as the Destroyer of All Realms, the sole representative of war and slaughter, power and violence. Yet, this invincible being suffers from a lack of followers, hindering his ability to gather faith! Therefore, to save his impending bankruptcy, Nolan decides to debut as an idol! In other words, he'll cultivate his own witch idols to attract fans and turn them into believers!

Box, but computer case.

Zhou Xiao received a mini computer case that allows him to look down into another world from the computer window.

Any file on your computer can be dragged into that world and become a physical entity.

And any offering from that world can be returned to reality.

On the first day, he laid down the World Tree of the Night Elves and embraced his followers.

The next day, he dragged in the classic Chomper Nut wall to defend his home.

On the fifth day, he copied the Khorne Legion of the Chaos Blood God and destroyed the kingdom.

On the tenth day, he introduced the model of natural disasters to confront the gods, established a vast empire that dominated the oceans, and was known as the ancient god.

He brought the power of another world back to reality.

Wherever his will reaches, both realms submit to it.

In that distant and mysterious magical continent, on its vast lands, humans and elves coexisted harmoniously, each guarding their own territory. However, in the far north of this continent, perpetually covered in ice and snow, with howling winds, a boy quietly grew up under the careful care of an elf. Under the tutelage of his elf mother, he lived among the ice and snow, conversing with nature.

The boy possessed an innate talent for ice magic, and as he grew older, his mastery of ice magic became increasingly refined. Upon reaching adulthood, under the earnest urging of his elven mother, he bid farewell to his familiar home in the far north and stepped into the bustling yet unfamiliar human society.

In the human magic academy, he eagerly learned various magical knowledge and skills, constantly honing his abilities. However, his peaceful study life did not last long, as a dark force was quietly surging deep within the continent—the demons, this ancient and evil race, were plotting a world-shaking invasion.

When the shadow of evil first appeared, the continent was plunged into panic and chaos. At this time, he, now a master ice mage, resolutely shouldered the responsibility of fighting against the demons. Could his ice magic become the dawn that dispelled the darkness? How would his experiences in human society affect this war that concerned the survival of the continent? On this magical continent full of mystery and the unknown, a thrilling and legendary tale begins…

"Why! So many monsters on a mere blue planet!" The aliens invading Earth were practically terrified by the sight before them. "Just so you know, you'll have to treat me to a hundred servings of coffee jelly after this." A pink-haired high school student, wearing two arcade game sticks on his head, communicated telepathically with his companions. "No problem, they'll pay the compensation anyway!" A blond high school student wearing headphones flashed a delightfully wicked smile. "Alright, let's make this quick, Kusuo, Izayoi, so I can demand war reparations from them later," the black-haired high school student, the protagonist of this book, said. The next moment... countless space fleets were shot down by the two Nodos. I recommend watching Heroic Age; it's damn good.

What will happen when an SCP object first appears in the cultivation world?

What despair would it be if a lofty swordsman were dragged into a Dark Souls dungeon and endlessly rekindled with fire?

When the overwhelming interstellar insectoid race clashes with the world-destroying magical powers, who will prevail?

My name is Luo Yi, a transmigrator who gave up cultivating immortality.

With an ancestral spirit tablet that connects to the memories of Earth, I transformed my past life's fantasies into the myths of this world.

SCP Foundation, Cthulhu Mythos, Azeroth, Silent Hill...

The calamities you see as natural disasters are my creations; the ancient secret realms you speak of are my designs; the unparalleled opportunities you pursue are bait I casually tossed out.

I, behind the scenes, wield my pen as a sword.

Welcome to... my world.

Lords + nobles + armies + conquest + magic + knights + orcs + elves + dwarves + dragons + giants + hobbits + demons + Middle-earth, emperors, dukes, marquises, earls, viscounts, and the protagonist.

Introduction to the continent of Atlas

The continent of Atlas is vast and rife with conflict. Its core of power is the Augustan Empire, an ancient kingdom ruled by humans and ruled by noble fiefdoms. The empire's territory is expansive, but imperial power is unprecedentedly weak due to an aging king and an unresolved succession issue. True power lies in the hands of eight hereditary marquises, who vie for control of their own territories, forming alliances and maneuvering between "royalistism," "neutrality," and "separatism," posing a severe challenge to the empire's unity.

Other intelligent races and civilizations on the continent are equally important: the Elven Empire in the west lives in seclusion in the Eversong Forest, guarding ancient magical secrets; the Dwarven Empire has established a magnificent underground kingdom beneath the Broken Blade Mountains, and its people are excellent craftsmen and miners; the Orc Empire in the Crimson Wasteland in the east worships strength and has been fighting against humans for thousands of years; the Swamp Kingdom in the Weeping Swamp in the southeast is mysterious and xenophobic, believing in the life force of corruption; the sea creatures of the Ocean Kingdom rule the endless deep blue; and the legendary giants, dragons and other ancient beings remain aloof, quietly observing the changes of the world.

Currently, the continent is on the eve of transformation. Within the Augustus Empire, the "magical steam engine" technological revolution initiated by Leon von Hohenzollern is challenging the traditional magical power system represented by Elisa Windsor. The clash between old and new forces, intertwined with imperial succession, noble intrigue, and racial grudges, is about to unleash a sweeping wave of destiny across this ancient land.

[You have successfully contained a Tier 4 'Hellhound', Ash Points +1000! Gained the ability 'Soul Harvest'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the little black pine dog that kept rubbing against his feet and fell into deep thought.

[You are invincible! You have successfully purified the 'Tier 6 Pollution Source - Explosion Three Stars', earning 3000 Wasteland Points and the resource 'Advanced Source Energy Crystal'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the shattered phone he had found and suddenly felt it getting hot to the touch. The system said, "This thing can actually blow up three planets?!"

[Your great compassion has bestowed resources upon the wasteland inhabitants, ensuring their happy and prosperous lives. Wasteland Points +5000! The territory has acquired the defensive weapon 'Prism Tower'!]

Xu Yuan looked at the company employees who had just received their salaries and were grinning from ear to ear, and wondered: "Wasteland citizens?"

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When Hall woke up, he found himself transported to another world. Here lived humans, trolls, elves, dwarves, boar-men, five-colored dragons, and various humanoid creatures. To survive, Hall had to rely on his personal Mount & Blade system to build a lair, explore the unknown, resist attacks from other forces, conquer territories, and acquire various resources.