"Lynn Crete, my son, today I must reveal my identity to you." "I am Zeus, the King of the Gods!" "You have awakened. I must warn you. Beware of Hera, Poseidon, Ares, Apollo, Athena..." Listening to his cheap father rattle off a string of names, Lynn Crete calmly opened his inner world and unleashed his mutant followers. "Saints! Attack!" Family feuds, super criminals, world-destroying crises, Thanos, Apocalypse, Dormammu... I simply ask: can you offer me your faith? Can you withstand my followers? Can you withstand my Saints? Mutant God, Son of Zeus, Superhero of Superheroes... Lynn has many titles. Of course, right now, Lynn must first establish his own...
Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.
But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!
[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]
From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!
Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."
The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.
Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.
The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!
When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.
Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:
"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."
"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."
"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"
He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!
【Cute Immortal Cultivator】 【Relaxed Entertainment and Funny】 【Family Love】 【Child-Raised Husband】
He has lived in the "sewer" of society since he was a child, but he didn't know that he had 8 peerless sisters.
The eldest sister is hailed as a business queen rarely seen in a century
The second sister is Mu Guiying in the army, commanding troops on the frontier
Third sister...
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No one knows how many disguises this five-year-old kid has hidden.
The Chinese Phoenix Girl comes to visit, and she can make pills and forge weapons with ease.
Wang Xiaoke sighed sadly and said, "I don't need to be protected by my sister."
Do immortals need protection? I'm an immortal!
Alchemy, weapon refining, Chinese medicine, cultivation...
"Sixth sister, would you like to try the elixir I just made?"
"Second sister, would you like to try the magic crossbow I made myself? It's much more fun than a gun."
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Minas? Look at my electromagnetic waves!
Gardevoir? Take my Lightning Flash!
Miss Skirt? Look at my ultimate move, Electric Whip!
Sister Lipstick?? Um, sorry to bother you!
PS: Ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, important things should be said three times!
Main characters: Muchen, Mienshao,
Bai Yin was originally an ordinary young man who died in a car accident. Unexpectedly, upon waking, he traveled to a world of immortal cultivation where the strong prey on the weak. Upon waking, he found himself in a dangerous situation, on the verge of despair. In this critical moment, he discovered that he could actually see the probabilities of success and failure! Watering and fertilizing spiritual plants resulted in a 91% survival rate; choosing a direction resulted in a 73% chance of survival; practicing magic and optimizing the path resulted in a skyrocketing success rate!
With the help of this incredible "Eye of Probability", Bai Yin started as a mortal servant, accurately avoided risks, acquired resources efficiently, made his mark in the way of spiritual plants, and stepped into the immortal sect Qingling Sect step by step.
However, the sect is not a pure land, with internal factions fighting and external enemies surrounding it. Bai Yin is forced into the vortex, using the Eye of Probability to skillfully maneuver between conspiracy and murderous intentions, repeatedly creating miracles in alchemy and cultivation.
With his eyes, which see through probability, he will discern fortune and misfortune, choose the optimal path, pool resources, and cultivate the supreme path. On this unknown path to immortality, he will no longer passively follow the crowd, but actively control his own destiny, carefully planning every step, and ultimately achieve immortality and reach the pinnacle!
"Hmm?" Ye Feng opened his eyes, realizing he hadn't been completely annihilated by the radiance of Apollo in the heavens. But his current situation wasn't exactly good. He was trapped in a mutant laboratory, the subject of research. "A second time traveling?" "Still a mutant." "Only awakened at eighteen..." "Fortunately, the light of the microcosm can still be ignited." Years later... The radiance of the Sanctuary enveloped the entire multiverse... Want power? Go find the sacred armor...
After a hundred reincarnations, Lu Ming arrived in a new world. Because the players in this world enjoy challenging games, he recreated the real world he had experienced in the game. Years later, Lu Ming, now the father of the Souls-style games, a tough-talking game designer, and the foremost player-handler, said this in an interview. ...I was forced to achieve what I have today. "Bennett Foddy" sold over 10 million copies, and they beat it in a minute. In the "Outlast" series, I arranged for Father Martin to leave medicine with players, hoping they would take more photos of evidence. However, they slipped away in less than an hour, and the total filming time was less than ten minutes! Are you worthy of Martin? The most despicable are those players who take the wrong path and skip 80% of the process...
Everything started when Zhou Ye accidentally obtained the authority of the God of Creation. He endowed different civilizations with different entries. Zhou Ye created a series of brilliant and glorious civilizations, including the punk civilization, the magician civilization, the martial arts civilization, and the immortal cultivation civilization...
History begins with him, epics are witnessed by him, myths are created by him. He is one, and he is also ten thousand, he is a moment, and he is also eternity!
(GGAD + cute kids + group favorites + maidens + hilarious + development + split endings)
Others who traveled through time were magical beauties, immortal masters, or at the very least, magical cats. But she was a two-year-old baby? And her only claim to fame was her innate strength?!
Did he tear Dumbledore's beard with his bare hands? Did he crush Snape's cauldron? Did he have a Bill Weasley figurine? Did he have Aberforth Dumbledore's little darling? Did he have the house-elves' favorite? Did he have Professor McGonagall's sweetheart?
etc. etc.
Look at how Anna charms all the bigwigs at Hogwarts with her cuteness. Wait, tell me again who her dad is? And there are two more?
(This is a story about a human cub who cheats and deceives others in the magical world to find a backer for himself. It is a private story and is definitely otome-oriented. If you don’t like it, please don’t disturb me.)
A global catastrophe, games come to the world, and the era of universal job change begins.
Wu Changfeng changed his job to become a beastmaster.
With the blessing of god-level talent, Wu Changfeng took off on the spot.
[Enlightenment and Atavism: Activate the ancient bloodline of the ferocious beast and evolve to its final form! ]
You contracted the Golden Pheasant and evolved it into the Blazing Phoenix!
You have contracted the Arctic Lizard and evolved it into a Frost Dragon!
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[Beast Tamer Transformation: Gives the beast a humanoid form.]