When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

…

But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

oh?

…

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

[The Fourth Calamity + Farming Style + The Male Protagonist Has No Emotional Line] [The Background Is a Once-Glorious Magic Civilization]

After traveling to the magical wasteland after the magic riot, Chu Yue thought it was a farming story where he would lead the natives to survive.

Unexpectedly, one day he would be able to summon the little players from Blue Star.

From then on, the style of farming paintings began to become weird.

"Mr. Mayor, I saw those players eating dirt!"

"Mr. Mayor, I saw those players poking the giant frog's butt with sticks!"

"Mr. Mayor, I saw that group of players driving a car without magic on the ground!"

…

Looking at the players standing in front of him, claiming that they had recovered the entire continent.

Chu Yue's heart skipped a beat.

Oh no! He really became an NPC!

[Fantasy Adventure, Super Goblins, Souls-like Setting, Pseudo-D&D, A Mixed Bag] "Newbie quests, start with goblins!" "Low on money, let's kill some goblins!" "Nothing to do today, let's go kill goblins!"... At first, everyone thought they were just ordinary, low-level monsters, short, ugly, and intellectually deficient, hunted by all races. Until that day, those "weak" goblins suddenly became synonymous with war and death.... Heavy cavalry riding demon wolves, magical shamans and sorcerers, mighty goblin heroes, towering goblin giants, and goblin dragonriders dominating the skies...... As cities were toppled and lands crushed, humanity finally faced the horror of being dominated by goblins and the shame of being prey. ...To survive and regain his dignity as a human, Aaron, using [Soul Inscription], continuously drew strength from the corpses of monsters. Axe, Roll, Execution, Lion Slash, Monster Buster, Hunting Giant, Dragon Breath... "They... They are everywhere!" "Then fight everywhere!!"

I am Ignatius, an honorable Paladin.

The worst decision I made in my life was to ambush that crazy vampire princess five years ago.

Now, I'm caught.

What's even more terrifying is that I...became her sister, Sylvia.

After waking up, Lin Mo traveled through time and space and became King. He faced the vaccine man right at the beginning. Just when he was about to go offline, a shiny bald head suddenly appeared.

"Ordinary Punch"

Lin Mo was rescued, and the emotional value system in his mind was activated.

[Detected Saitama's melancholy (extremely weak): +1 point.]

[Detection of Vaccine Man's Surprise (Residue): +5000 points]

Lin Mo began to live cautiously from then on

Until the Monster Association attacked, facing four Dragon-level monsters, KING silently took out a five-minute True Emperor Mode experience card: "You know nothing about power."

Star Force is not only a mecha engine that can rewrite the laws of physics, but also a law machine that can distort reality and fantasy.

"The Princess of the Moon Face? Me?"

After Toyokawa Kiyoshi disappeared, Toyokawa Shoko was a little confused as she looked at the huge sky platform under her feet where she was taken by a group of people.

At first, I thought they were kidnapping me and demanding a ransom from the Toyokawa family. Just as I was about to explain that I had been kicked out of the Toyokawa family and was no longer worth anything, and was praying for them to let me go, a group of people asked me to lead them to recover the Moon's Face.

"Fuck you! Tianchen! You claim to be the queen, but you're just going to throw your king into the most dangerous place to fight monsters!"

"Your Majesty, let me explain. There is a reason for this."

"What explanation do you have? Go to my chambers and explain! I hope I can be as tough as you are!"

Years later, as Rodel Koleps, the Lord of Star Law, sat on his supreme throne, facing the Round Table Hall and the core members of the mysterious society he had unwittingly founded, he would always recall that distant afternoon, shortly after arriving in this classic fantasy world, when he successfully used a pitchfork to perform the [Combat Skill: Thrust] in the fields. Oh, and, by the way, that golden tree that only he could see back then...

[Gender Change] + [Venomous Tongue], considering whether to post with other goddesses (mainly worried about not being able to pass the review)

Dasha Chen becomes a cannon fodder in Marvel, witnesses Frank's massacre, and is seriously injured, activating the [Shaper] cheat code - she can transform by touching the goddess's items!

Looking at Shiranui Dasha Chen Wu, Uncle Fa couldn't stop his nose bleeding.

Uncle Fa: Dasha, are you dressed like this to kill your opponent or to give him a buff?

Ghost Spider-Gwen: Dasha, as a vigilante in the dark, you need to wear a mask.

Dasha: God has given me such an exquisite appearance. Would it be right if I don’t show it to my brothers?

Thor's party attracted aliens? Call his mother to come and get them!

Looking at the purple potato army opposite

Dasha carries the Asgard greatsword: It’s not a big problem, just use physical force to save her.

Uncle Fa: Target locked, no one left alive

When office worker Lin Qi encounters the weeping Creator Goddess Arya, he's forced to take on the task of saving the impending Etherland multiverse. Faced with the encroachment of the Void Devourer, he strikes upon an idea: to package the apocalypse into the game "Age of the Heavens," tricking Earth players into becoming his "tools."

Stupid gamers charged forward with bizarre banners, casual gamers recreated McDonald's assembly lines, and researchers uncovered the truth behind the "bad planning" scheme. Lin Qi handed a tissue to his goddess while watching players dismantle the evil god for gold. Childhood sweetheart and programmer Su Xiaowan hacked into the backstage to uncover the truth and then joined in the effort.

From the demonic surge of the Novice Village to the interdimensional expedition, the player's "Fourth Scourge" wields the power to turn the tide of battle. When the Void Core is destroyed and peace arrives, the gaze of a higher-dimensional "Reaper" quietly emerges. Lin Qi and his companions stand at a new starting point; the prologue to saving the universe has just been written.