"Don't miss out! Second-hand women's underwear, ahem..."

Ye Feng was calling out his wares at the entrance of his small shop, which specialized in selling secondhand women's underwear, catering exclusively to men.

In this era where everyone on Earth possesses superpowers, Ye Feng alone chose to cultivate immortality.

How dare a mere superhuman dare to go head-to-head with a powerful cultivator?

And what's more, the game starts with a beautiful girl having fun alone in a dance studio...

Jiang Shu, a 38-year-old bachelor, was unexpectedly reborn after a blind date with xxn, who offered a sky-high bride price.

When he opened his eyes, he was sitting in a kindergarten classroom. Just as he was about to dominate the children's world with his adult mind, the counterattack system suddenly popped up -

[The host is over 18 years old, and the life restart program is activated]

Jiang Shu: "I'm in kindergarten, you said I'm 18 years old?"

When the unattainable iceberg goddess in memory, the gentle and intellectual Bai Yueguang, and the spoiled and willful chaebol daughter, all turned into runny-nosed cubs asking for candy.

Jiang Shu pushed his non-existent gold-rimmed glasses and pushed Wangzai milk to the future cold goddess: "Call me brother Xiaoshu, this box of milk is for you."

It was not until eighteen years later that Jiang Shu, who had grown into an all-round male god, looked at the three beautiful girls in front of him who threatened to marry him, and began to think about what went wrong.

It was originally agreed to be just "friend cultivation", how come it became a bride candidate?

...

(Tags: rebirth counterattack/system disorder/Shura field/childhood plum cultivation)

After failing to traverse into a fantasy world of immortals and martial heroes, I opened my eyes only to find myself turned into a little kid attending kindergarten.

Well, since things have turned out this way, I have no choice but to deceive the system and pretend to cultivate immortality.

[Today, you encountered a fairy descending from the mountain. You must find a way to obtain the Pure Yang Treasure Pill in her possession.]

Lin Zhengran stared at the milk candy in the hand of his childhood friend.

"Give me the candy. Do you need to go to the bathroom? I'll call the teacher for you."

The little girl, confused and innocent, placed the candy into Lin Zhengran's hand.

"Here, take the candy..."

[Congratulations! You've obtained the Pure Yang Treasure Pill from the fairy without lifting a finger or drawing a blade!]