Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

I, Ji Junkai, for some unknown reason, suddenly transmigrated into a novel as the simp male protagonist.

Thinking back to how the original protagonist endlessly groveled, only to be betrayed by the female lead’s family and end up completely ruined, I couldn’t help but cover my face.

“If I had known it would be like this, I wouldn’t have paid to finish reading the damn book. Disgusting.”

But what Ji Junkai didn’t expect was—

In this novel, the original body’s parents actually got reborn.

Remembering how, in their previous life, their son suffered a tragic end due to a casually arranged childhood engagement, and how he struggled alone with a frail body to hold the family together—

While the female lead went on to find happiness, their whole family perished.

This time, his reborn parents decisively broke off the engagement and personally found and brought home a true treasure girl—someone truly suitable for their son.

“So, from now on, you’re my wife?” Ji Junkai cautiously asked the innocent (yet technically adult) 18-year-old girl in front of him.

“Mm... I’ll listen to whatever you say from now on.”

A pure sugar romance with no drama or heartbreak. Single heroine. Industrial-grade sweetness!

Reborn into the world of Korean comics, Su Mingyu thought his life would continue in this ordinary way.

But one day, the golden finger, eighteen years late, finally arrived.

But...

complete possession of the sister he lives with?

Complete conquest of the senior students in the club?

Let the teachers experience blissful paradise?

Let them completely sink into your aura!

And so, looking at the strategy tasks posted on the app, Su Mingyu fell into deep thought.

So, you call this a pure love app?