My name is Mo Hong, and I'm an ordinary Penguin Logistics employee. My favorite thing is to slack off. Delivering packages is actually a part-time job. My real job is a cook, responsible for raising Angel and the wolf cubs... Occasionally, I help Rhodes Island with missions, help the Integration Movement improve its food supply, and help Saria Hummer take care of the children... But I'm really just a courier. Skirt size:

[Pseudo-group portrait][Single female protagonist][Abstract][Abandoning moral integrity][The most respected Ark author of Theresa on the entire network][Multiple Ark worldviews][Complex elements but does not involve non-Ark worldviews][System is hidden]

Travel to Arknights, become the Blood Demon Lord, and get help from the system!

Dukare: As a new noble reformist, I declare that the transformation of Terra has begun and Kazdel will be revived in three years.jpg

Wait, what do you mean by Blood Demon's vomit being a non-addictive hallucinogen and Sarkaz bodily fluids being intoxicating? What do you mean by Terra having no image rights, newspapers writing imperial edicts, and K-station livestreaming Water Dragon paying tribute to Lateran?

Is the Deep Sea Church abducting fallen sea maidens? Why is this Anana purple? What does it mean that the Originium is a relic of the Far Drifter's human father? Demons—demons are normal.

Which TM Terra is this!?

The Blood Demon Lord took a deep breath and put down the newspaper.

Anyway, first select a national fighter + an assimilation fighter, and focus on reviving Kazdel...

Three years later, on the balcony of the Blood Demon Lord's house

Light Curtain Game: "As everyone knows, the Blood Demon Lord is a time traveler, Dukalei won the MVP, and the system is a dog that won without effort!"

The Blood Demon Lord watched the sky being exposed, calmly took a sip of red tea, and opened the newspaper published by the Terra Community.

"A parallel world? That's interesting."

The guards under the balcony said: "Your Majesty, your drawing book has been stolen again by the Babel Group and the former Military Commission!"

“…”

Why I'm not surprised at all.

Ducare: Kazdel is also very abstract today...

Containing elements of Undertale, yandere, and female doctor—a story where a girl chooses to be transported to another world because she wants to see others achieve their goals. Her abilities are almost entirely rule-based, and she even possesses a time-traveling artifact, which allows her to build relationships with many important figures. Isn't this pure wish-fulfillment fiction? "Then why are you locked up by these women like a prisoner of war? How did you manage that?" "Well, I wanted to see them achieve their goals, so I helped them." She counsels them with psychological problems, helps them solve their hardships, and gives them whatever they want. Then… "Did I do something wrong?" "…Serves you right, stay locked up." —Currently: Chernobog and the Doctor → Lungmen

Li Xiuyuan traveled to Terra, equipped with a built-in system, and was picked up by Chen and taken back to Longmen. Just when he thought everything was going to be alright, he discovered that it was this broken system that often caused him distress. For example, now: [Oh my god, Lin Yuxia, Chen Huijie, and Shi Huaiya, three powerful women, have gathered here. Don't underestimate them. They are the strongest of the strong in the field of love, and they are super powerful.] [Say, make your choice!] [Option 1: Loudly express your desire to lick Chen Huijie's feet, in at least 300 words] [Option 2: Caress Shi Huaiya's hand affectionately and recite a famous scene from Kirara Yoshikage.] [Option 3: Hug Lin Yuxia and loudly declare in front of Chen and Shi Huaiya that you want to become the harem king.] Hey, tyrants! Who understands? This system is so frustrating! Even if I, Li Xiuyuan, faint here, even if I jump down from here, I will not... [Option 1 Reward: Crimson King Substitute] [Option 2 Reward: Monster Hunter Katana Full Set of Hunting Techniques] [Option 3 Reward: Flying Thunder God] "Oh my god, the reward is so good, are you really going to give it to me?" [If you really give it to me, deduct 1 and I'll give it to you] Li Xiuyuan: 11111111111

[Repost] [Authentication successful, the beginning has been overturned and rewritten] [Hope you don't mess with me again] Yang Hao, who was still single at marriageable age, met his current girlfriend through an introduction. For an older man, he shouldn't be too picky.

Although this girlfriend has a somewhat cold personality and occasionally blurts out words and sentences that he doesn't understand when talking to her, she is still very good overall and is considered Yang Hao's ideal partner.

But on this day, seeing his wife had changed into a brand new body and was standing in front of him, Yang Hao fell into deep thought.

My wife doesn't seem like a normal person, does she?

My name is Hongyu, I'm from Longmen, and I'm probably a time traveler.

I used to think I'd be different from most time travelers, living a relatively stable life.

After all, this continent of Terra is... a little too peaceful.

The families of Dayan haven't lost anyone. The deep-sea crisis has long since vanished, the mineral sickness has been conquered, the Syracuse family's rule is gone, and Ursus has even had its revolution...

So what could I do? Couldn't I just run my own grocery store and go fishing in the river with a certain koi?

Yes, that's what I thought at first.

Until I received a letter from the back door of my grocery store, and that letter was dated back to Dayan a thousand years ago.

Out of curiosity, I wrote a reply to this strange letter.

The moment I put it in the mailbox...

I had traveled back to Dayan a thousand years ago...

Hongyu: Huh?

Ansel's Diary: Day 1: Dating Kal'tsit; Day 2: Dating Theresia; Day 3: Dating Mostima; Day 4: Dating Surtr. "I opened the diary, and this diary...this diary has no specific date. On each page, written crookedly, are the words 'Life is wonderful and happy.' I couldn't sleep, so I carefully read it for half the night, and finally, I saw between the lines that the whole book was filled with the words 'snap up' and 'marriage.' Someone tell me, why do these guys fall in love with me?" First day at Rhodes Island University [Fourth day, no cooking]

"Texas, the second-generation Godfather is the kind of person who kills without blinking an eye. Could you please not be so awkward when you call Lady Sicily 'Dad'?"

"Theresis, you play a Prime Minister who is supported by others, do you understand? The person you play is not as iron-blooded as you, he is not that strong, you act weaker."

"Wei Yenwu, Emperor Jiajing is a man who specializes in the art of checks and balances! He is not a wise monarch, he is stupid, stupid, you know? Also, you didn't shout out the phrase 'my money' well, do it again!"

Chen Qi came to the world of Arknights. With the reputation system, he finally chose a path that would not offend the big guys but could attract their attention - to be a director and make a movie!

So, Chen Qi filmed "The Godfather" in Syracuse, exposing the endless abyss of the mafia; "Yes, Prime Minister" in Victoria, satirizing politics and civil servants; and "The Ming Dynasty 1587" in Dayan, satirizing dynastic struggles...

Not only that, he also asked Texas to play the second-generation Godfather; asked Theresis to play Prime Minister Hacker himself; and let Wei Laoer play Emperor Jiajing...

"Our principle in filming is that we can shoot any film, whether it is a movie, a TV series, or even an animation."

"Being able to be released is a victory, and not being banned is a success."

On the second tower, in the Seshka, the textbook "Grandpa Xia Nan Controls Natural Disasters" states: During Grandpa Xia Nan's overseas visits, these countries experienced numerous natural disasters. However, whenever he arrived, the disasters that were just beginning to erupt would instantly cease, the dark clouds would disperse, and the sun would shine brightly. Theresa: Xia Nan, look at this textbook. Doesn't it sound a bit like one of the countries your parents are from? Xia Nan: Who wrote this? I only went back to Terra for a few days! According to unofficial historical records: Vina and Abrahana have some shady relationship with Xia Nan, which is why they were able to defeat the Duke's coalition. Red Wine Report: Marna became the chairman of the Commercial Federation by selling hooks to Xia Nan. "Yelagand": Legend has it that the saintess, along with Xia Nan, an unknown director, and a painter, awakened the sleeping Yeragand. Yan Kingdom Grand Commandant: That sinner must have given himself to Xia Nan, otherwise why would he be opposing me every day? Sui: Who brought Isamara and Quiron to my house? Sami: No, Terra can see you, and I can still see you when I reach Tower Rank 2? I'll try to keep the characters as close to their true nature as possible, no angst, harem, and I'll write about the End of the World.

“I know you, Lappland. You’ve made your fortune in Lungmen and are living a good life. Texas and Exusiai are protecting you. You don’t need me as a friend.” “But now you come to me asking for my help. What did I do wrong to make you disrespect me like this?” “You won’t even call me Godfather anymore.”