After transmigrating to a parallel world, Gu Miao unfortunately finds himself as a semi-famous, "top-flow" celebrity on the verge of fading into obscurity. He awakens a "Star Assistant System" that paves his way to becoming an all-powerful figure in the entertainment world. He originally just wanted to slack off on a music variety show, but after a failed attempt to quit, the director practically begged him to stay, sweetening the deal. From that point on, his plans for a lazy life went completely off the rails.

Years later, a viral post titled, "Peeling back Gu Miao's identities, the case is finally solved!" sends the internet into a frenzy.

It turns out...

The god-tier songwriter "Immortal Jiang," whose tragic songs made millions cry? That was him.

The sharp-witted netizen who hilariously exposed other celebrities' fake personas? Also him.

The actor who went viral for playing a "crazy" and captivating male lead? Him again.

The secret boss behind the 6-billion-dollar video-sharing site? That's him too.

The public was stunned, his haters fell silent, and his rivals were speechless. The secret was too big to handle. Just when they thought there could be no more surprises, reporters dug into his past, revealing his struggles with Bipolar Disorder and the time he was cyberbullied by the entire internet.

His fans burst into tears. "It's all our fault! We let our idol suffer so much..."

But no one knows the truth: Gu Miao really, genuinely just wanted to be lazy. Who called him the king of hard work? This is a story about a man who just wants to chill but keeps accidentally taking over the entertainment industry with his many secret identities.

At the crossroads of 35, you look into your parents’ hopeful eyes and agree to an arranged marriage.

When you arrive at the meeting place, you realize the girl is your childhood sweetheart from long ago.

【Please treat Li Zhi, whom you haven’t seen for a long time, to a meal. Reward: 1,000 yuan.】

18-year-old Shen Yuan looks at Li Zhi sitting next to him and falls silent.

Is this system coming too early? But that’s not the main issue.

Shen Yuan looks seriously at Li Zhi and says: “Li Zhi, judging from your face, you won’t marry until you’re 35.”

Li Zhi sneers coldly: “I’ll consider you lucky to live long enough to be buried at 35.”

In 2002, the Huayu entertainment industry was a battleground of legends—whether in music or film, the greatest talents faced off one after another.

Amidst this, a small child of fortune slipped into this bizarre and dazzling world.

His arrival was destined to be extraordinary!

Rebirth Back in 2005, Chen You rescued his daughter Jiang Ning entrusted by his best friend from the fire and adopted her.

What he never thought was that this 5-year-old girl would become his little matchmaker in the days to come.

"The gentle and generous orange teacher, the lively and cute sweet aunt, and the smart and beautiful Qingya sister......"

"They are all very good to me, and they also love my father."

"So, it's too difficult for me to choose one to be a mother......"

Three years after graduating from university, Jiang Huai seemed to have offended the goddess of luck.

First, his investment failed, wiping out three years of savings, and he even took on a loan.

His longtime girlfriend said she couldn’t see any hope for the future with him and chose to help ease his burden by breaking up.

In his hometown, his father got into a tricycle accident on a rainy night and was fully at fault.

Just when Jiang Huai was at the darkest moment of his life, the intelligence system arrived!

【Daily Intelligence 1: There is a bird’s nest on a tree about thirty meters in front of your rental house. Inside the nest is a gold ring worth 3,000 yuan on the market.】

【Daily Intelligence 2: In room 302 upstairs, there is a fugitive B-level wanted criminal named Qiu XX, with a bounty of 20,000 yuan.】

【Daily Intelligence 3: Tomorrow outside the community at Hongfu Supermarket, there is a third anniversary celebration. The first prize is hidden in a red ball, and the reward is an electric bike!】

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Jiang Huai felt as if the goddess of luck was smiling at him again!

[Spiritual Resurrection] + [High Martial Arts] + [King Gou] + [Don't Do Anything]

The spiritual energy revived, and the world's top martial artist, Su Lin, came through.

On the eve of the college entrance examination, Su Lin accidentally activated the contract ten thousand times return system!

The items and upgrades obtained by the contract object during the contract period can be returned to Su Lin in a certain multiple!

At the beginning, Su Lin contracts with a cool school beauty with S-level qualifications.

Cultivation? Treasure hunting? Not happening!

[Ding! The contracted party swallowed an A-level Qi and Blood Pill, increasing their Qi and Blood by 200 calories, and returning 2000 calories tenfold!]

[Ding! The contracted party has completed three body forgings, increasing their strength by 1,000 jins, and returning 50 tons of strength a hundredfold!]

[Ding! The contracted party has obtained an S-level Immortal Slaying Sword. 1,000 times the value will be returned as 1,000 S-level Immortal Slaying Swords!]

[Ding! The contracted party has been promoted to a ninth-grade warrior, and the ultimate cultivation base will be returned ten thousand times!]

The cool school beauty practiced day and night with dark circles under her eyes, but in the end she could only look up to him...

The body-building skills that others were so proud of were beaten to pieces by Su Lin's punch...

When others practice, I sleep; when others grab treasures, I give them away. I don’t do anything!

The world's most advanced martial arts?

Sorry, I have already started cultivating immortality!

When the weirdness came and all races invaded, Su Lin suddenly appeared and killed them all!

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