[Fanfiction] + [Ultraman] + [Fun People] + [No Female Lead]

Lin Han: "Damn it! That bastard Magma alien... is still chasing me!"

Don't panic if you encounter danger; play a game of Dou Dizhu first.

Magma Alien: Damn it! Seven is still watching me! I dare not play this card! I absolutely dare not play it!

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Lin Han: "Since I transmigrated, my back doesn't ache, my legs don't hurt, and running feels like flying close to the ground."

"This week's new ability is... infinite fission and proliferation!"

"Great! Nobody can stop me from sliding! Watch this slide..."

"The 99,999th slide tackle! Brothers! I'm here to help you! This is the final, lethal tackle!"

Watching one identical human after another endlessly slide and suffocate the monster, Zero silently dialed a phone number.

"Dad, come out with the uncles and see this miracle..."

What if the warships in our real world became ship girls? What changes would that bring to the world? The deep-sea creatures from another world gradually gain a foothold, plotting a war of annihilation against all of humanity. How should humanity and the ship girls break this deadlock? The Soviet Union's reorganization and Japan's unforeseen path will also impact the international situation. Changchun: "Although I once said that slacking off would get me caught digging potatoes, I've already retired! So, it's better to be a homebody playing games and watching anime~ However, if there's war, I, Changchun, will still be there whenever you call!" Anshan: "Sorry to keep you waiting, comrade. Now, please answer one question: Is this my final destination, or a new beginning?" This book blends different worldviews, featuring characters and settings from both Kantai Collection and Kantai Collection. This book strives to find a balance between anime-style cuteness and serious war history. Please read the pre-reading notice before reading. Pre-reading Notice: Nearly half a year ago, this book was first serialized on the Hedgehog Cat platform until yesterday. As a result, after updating just one chapter yesterday morning, the book exploded in popularity this afternoon. (The chapter was updated in the morning, and the book was shut down in the afternoon.) I just laughed. Writing a chapter praising the PLA's bravery and fearlessness in flood relief within my own country can lead to the entire book being shut down. Does your Hedgehog Cat platform mean you're siding with imperialism abroad and representing a bunch of bourgeois beggars at home? And that aloof editor, refusing to sign contracts or add staff, so unfriendly to newcomers—how are new authors supposed to stay in touch for consultations? Not allowing Chinese stories in a socialist country, you're really something. If word gets out, the US will laugh its head off. And that infuriating sensitive word mechanism, constantly locking up posts, acting like a coward and mourning its parents. With this distorted writing orientation, no wonder the books here are far inferior to the earlier ones. I couldn't stand this, so I came to Xirang to continue the story. I hope all my readers will understand and support me. "Farewell, Situ Shuke!" (Joyful Bookkeeper is the former name of Hedgehog Cat) Some settings [Friendly reminder: These settings were written in the early stages of this book, and some content has since been discarded by the author. Please refer to the settings presented in the main text of the novel.]

[Loading information... Today's keywords: Rich woman's happy ball, black stockings noodles...] In the blink of an eye, young Li Pu found himself transformed into "ingredients" in the kitchen of another world—bound hand and foot, with human legs hanging on the chopping board next door, and a mountain-sized female butcher wielding a steel wool ball, her laughter chilling. Good news: He has a cheat code! Tifa is also tied up next to him! Bad news: The information he obtained on the first day is a bit outrageous... [White information: You can have an in-depth discussion with the head chef about the principles of "being human."] Li Pu: "This is...!" [Red secret: To keep the "ingredients" happy during cooking, the kitchen keeps animal aphrodisiacs on hand, which can counteract Tifa's powerful anesthesia...] Looking at Jerusalem, her white vest cut open and panting, Li Pu felt that this information... might not be so bad after all? Thus, armed with absurd information, he began to struggle for survival in a terrifying world where flesh was distorted and evil gods were rampant! His only way to survive is to use the most outrageous tactics to conquer the wildest goddesses! Tifa is afraid of ghosts? Got it! Let her see what a kaleidoscope of ghost stories looks like! The White Queen and Chun-Li are protective of their own? Simple! I'll just become their protector! Widowmaker and Ada Wong only approached me to kill me? A love offensive! I knew all along that my beloved concubine was a fox spirit! Mai Shiranui, 2B, Mercy, Tracer, Evelynn…

Her son asked who her father was, and she gritted her teeth and uttered three words: "Kill him a thousand times!" Little did she know that such a person actually existed in the Eastern Xuan Continent—wasn't this just setting her up for disaster? Even worse, the original owner had married a seemingly naive prince. Yuexi, always ready to abandon anyone who stood in her way of getting rich and living a carefree life, knew that this seemingly naive prince was actually strong and cunning beneath his naive exterior. Truly, appearances can be deceiving!

Tags: School, Fanfiction, ACG, Imaginative, Harem Synopsis: Unparalleled beauty, brilliant mind—which is more important? Perhaps most important is a likable personality and a devoted heart for one's career! Transfer student Jiraiya arrives at Shuchiin Academy, plays games with Shiranui, uses Fujiwara Chika as manga material, and experiences strange events with Shirogane Kei. It all begins when he knocks on the door of a beautiful idol girl. "I like you! Please go out with me." "Sorry, I can't accept you biologically."... First goal: to become a popular person! Second goal: to become the world's greatest manga artist!! And also, to survive the jealous gaze of Shinomiya-senpai... "Shinomiya-senpai, believe me! The president and I are really just good friends!"... *Kaguya-sama: Love Is War* + *Gabriel DropOut* + *Himouto! Umaru-chan* + *Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend* +...

Ice and snow sealed away civilization, and storms extinguished steam—this was the post-Victorian era when a prosperous steam-powered civilization was destroyed by the harsh cold.

As a bishop banished to the frigid north by a mere decree, he fights for lost power, forging a fortress of faith amidst blizzards and apocalypse, guiding lost sheep through mercury and steam.

“I am not a shepherd, I am just a psychoanalyst who couldn’t find a job and was looking for another one.” — Bishop of the St. Lucia Winter Cathedral, Diocese of Speyside, the prayer master of the seven northern cities, the gatekeeper of Eden, the enemy of the frost giants, the remnant of the golden age, the keeper of the secrets of the old civilization, the spiritual mentor and psychiatrist of legendary knights, archmages, kings, popes, the poor, and wanderers. Siren Dellandt said this.

Botanists are a miserable profession, no one wants to hire them for leveling? Ha! Ever seen the Durian Bomb Tree? It's a god-tier skill for killing monsters, one blast and a whole bunch of them, and you can even tease the boss when you're tired of grinding! Rare items? Ever heard of the Parasitic Furball? Parasitize your target, dismantle and synthesize rare items, and if you don't like an enemy, you can even dismantle their quest items, ruining quests, and maybe even getting a top-tier item to pick up girls and stomp on enemies! Look, I don't have a flying mount yet? I'll fly without a mount and show you! Showing off beautiful girls? ...You'll probably feel inferior to death! ——————

This is an extremely open game world: strength-based mages, constitution-based priests, intelligence-based magic archers, and all sorts of strange and wonderful free skills. The same class can have countless different playstyles! Xiao Hua isn't a veteran gamer, nor a professional player; he's just a physically strong and skilled fighter. In the game, he chose the rogue class, intending to live a carefree life, chasing girls, doing bad things, and just not getting bullied. But one day, after obtaining a free skill book called "The Illusion of Reality," a rogue with infinite possibilities appeared! [Not just a passing cloud]

Come on! Kill me, and you'll have endless gold, artifacts, and honor! The prerequisite is that you can get past my pet! That's right! It's that seemingly harmless little girl at the door! (Sharing the book "Rebirth: I Am the Boss" by Not Floating Clouds)